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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Dipsticks are so cheap that I have a huge doubt that the time it took to engineer a sensor with the software and interface programming, as well as the hardware like said sensor and wring is in any real way saving even a cent. It's a dumbass attempt to force owners to use dealerships for maintenance work.

And probably is a set up for someone just sending it with no oil after said maintenance.

I think the main foe is owners who won't open the hood and check the oil level.

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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Deteriorata posted:

I think the main foe is owners who won't open the hood and check the oil level.

Most people are so sold on oil being such long interval that car companies have given them a false sense of safety when it comes to oil conmsumption.

10k mile oil changes are on thing I blame, failing to explain to owners that they need to frequently check the oil level is another.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



CommieGIR posted:

Most people are so sold on oil being such long interval that car companies have given them a false sense of safety when it comes to oil conmsumption.

10k mile oil changes are on thing I blame, failing to explain to owners that they need to frequently check the oil level is another.

I only put like 10k miles per year on my daily driver so I just change it every 6 months, I go to the dealership because 10qts of full synthetic and a change costs me $28, since I bought the car from them, literally impossible to beat that price.

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
My car is every 10k or 12 months, whichever comes first, provided you drive it in a, say, "relaxed" manner.

If you drive it the way it's meant to be driven, you will get a notification to change the oil at an earlier interval.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Don't know anything about it. Was scrolling down fakebook and there this was:

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



wesleywillis posted:

Don't know anything about it. Was scrolling down fakebook and there this was:



How do you think this comes apart? Does the U-haul actually pull forward at all or does it spin its wheels? Do the straps holding the truck to the trailer part, dropping the truck off the back of the trailer?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Obviously, the uhaul is left in neutral, the wheels of the camper are chocked, and the truck on the trailer gets put in reverse and pushes the uhaul + flat bed forward.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

wesleywillis posted:

Don't know anything about it. Was scrolling down fakebook and there this was:


Driving up 43 to grande prairie poo poo like that happened all the time.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

wesleywillis posted:

Don't know anything about it. Was scrolling down fakebook and there this was:



Driven by Early Cuyler, no doubt

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
corporal punishment is stupid but loving hell this poo poo cannot continue to fly

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


OBAMNA PHONE posted:

corporal punishment is stupid but loving hell this poo poo cannot continue to fly

Does that look like it was done by someone concerned about death or the obvious consequences of their own actions?

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


The oil change interval on my previous car was 30K km or annually, and I think it's the same for the Hyundai we just bought. Everything else I've owned/maintained was 20K km or annually.

(Maybe the '88 Corolla was an exception, but I changed it annually and it had over 200K km with no issues at all when I sold it)

US oil change intervals are comically short, probably because of the crap engines and oils of the past, plus of course oil companies/dealerships.

Synthetic oil lasts a long time, yo.

KozmoNaut fucked around with this message at 06:07 on Mar 29, 2023

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

KillHour posted:

Does that look like it was done by someone concerned about death or the obvious consequences of their own actions?

perhaps they need a reminder

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


OBAMNA PHONE posted:

corporal punishment is stupid but loving hell this poo poo cannot continue to fly

Capital then

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.

KozmoNaut posted:

US oil change intervals are comically short, probably because of the crap engines and oils of the past, plus of course oil companies/dealerships.

Synthetic oil lasts a long time, yo.

My Hyundai would be bone dry if I went by the 12month/15,000km factory interval and it doesn't even burn as much oil as some of them do.

It isn't just Hyundai either - every VAG TSI uses enough for the overly long factory intervals to be a problem.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Well yeah, I do check once in a while and top up as needed.

The Fiat used no oil at all, the Peugeot used 1L per 10K km. Dunno about the Hyundai yet.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

I have no idea what my Fit uses because there's no gauge and I never check the dipstick. But neither of my parking spaces have oil spots (I park in the middle, blocking both) and the exhaust looks and smells fine.

McTinkerson
Jul 5, 2007

Dreaming of Shock Diamonds


Every single manufacturer conveniently forgets that there are two OCI's. The regular/standard use and the "severe" use.

Living in Canada puts you in the severe use category for 6+ months of the year.

Lots of short trips which never allow the oil to get hot enough to allow moisture and fuel evaporation, also severe use.

Severe use OCI: 5000km(+-) for almost manufacturers.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

OBAMNA PHONE posted:

corporal punishment is stupid but loving hell this poo poo cannot continue to fly

That Works posted:

Capital then

lol

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6_cLozleWM

Don't blame him, working flat rate is bullshit

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Sounds like someone needs a union

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Applebees Appetizer posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6_cLozleWM

Don't blame him, working flat rate is bullshit
Flat rate cuts both ways. When I was an auto parts-man at a large shop some of our guys would routinely do 20-30 chargeable hours in an 8 hour day. That was many years ago so I can't say what it's like now, but those mechanics were totally on the winning side of that system and making bank more often than not.

Nidhg00670000
Mar 26, 2010

We're in the pipe, five by five.
Grimey Drawer
If someone wins too often, the system WILL change to prevent that. Thinking flat rate is good usually means you're one of those people going "well *i* would be able to come out on top in this system, not like all those other idiots".

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

It also incentivizes rushed, sloppy work.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Luckily in the UK stuff like flat rate isn't how techs get paid but we do have heavily incentivised bonuses and hell, I don't care about the money and I'm constantly at war with my employers over my productivity. :twisted:

That being said it looks like maybe it shouldn't have taken that tech 12 hours to remove that gearbox unless something was hosed up about the car and also lining all those bolts up on the ramp arms is an odd choice! Just begging to get knocked off and scattered everywhere!!!!!!!

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

Olympic Mathlete posted:

^ bikes are so much better than cars for just outright exhilaration. Death a mere heartbeat away certainly makes you feel alive. As I get older my cars get smaller and more fun and then I come to the realisation that bikes were what I was looking for after all. Wish I'd gotten into them decades ago tbh.


Anyway, terrible car stuff. Driving for 30 minutes to confirm you have no oil is...... an interesting solution.

https://twitter.com/Dexcoon/status/1640387956769804288?t=DHXaNKdD3MpzNl8y9JiyCQ&s=19

This isn't anything new tbh, my 2015 118i had both this electronic dipstick and an actual dipstick, and my 2017 320i just has the electronic dipstick. I'm pretty certain the high end models like the 5 and 7 series had them in the late 00s.

It works fine I guess, and you don't have to drive for 30 minutes - you just need to have the engine at operating temperature. However it is quite sensitive to inclines, which is a bit of a problem because my street where I now live is on an incline, so I have to check it when I'm parked up flat somewhere. I suppose the German response would be you should keep checking regularly so any loss of oil would be detected long before it loses enough to pose a serious issue.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

fridge corn posted:

Luckily in the UK stuff like flat rate isn't how techs get paid but we do have heavily incentivised bonuses and hell, I don't care about the money and I'm constantly at war with my employers over my productivity. :twisted:

That being said it looks like maybe it shouldn't have taken that tech 12 hours to remove that gearbox unless something was hosed up about the car and also lining all those bolts up on the ramp arms is an odd choice! Just begging to get knocked off and scattered everywhere!!!!!!!

Agreed, bags for the bolts at a minimum

Guessing it's his first try and the second one will probably go much faster

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElLtNohlATU

I kinda wonder if it would be possible to design a shrillin' chicken that didn't travel into dog hearing territory when at anything other than idle.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Lord Ludikrous posted:


It works fine I guess, and you don't have to drive for 30 minutes - you just need to have the engine at operating temperature.

Still unacceptable.

Lord Ludikrous posted:

I suppose the German response would be you should keep checking regularly so any loss of oil would be detected long before it loses enough to pose a serious issue.

"Yes, we caused this problem, but if you changed your behavior you could prevent it." Engineers are the goddamn worst

SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

The whole point of the sensor is that the car can do continuous monitoring and alert you before it loses enough to pose a serious issue without the owner needing to lift the hood.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

SlapActionJackson posted:

The whole point of the sensor is that the car can do continuous monitoring and alert you before it loses enough to pose a serious issue without the owner needing to lift the hood.

Cars have had this sensor and the ability to display it since before EFI even existed and no one until dickhead engineers now have even considered removing dipsticks!

And not even with just an idiot light

Yeah I'm loving mad at these fuckwits who removed a simple mechanical check device that cost next to nothing

CAT INTERCEPTOR fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Mar 29, 2023

Kafouille
Nov 5, 2004

Think Fast !

Lord Ludikrous posted:

However it is quite sensitive to inclines, which is a bit of a problem because my street where I now live is on an incline, so I have to check it when I'm parked up flat somewhere.

That's kinda stupid, they already have the exact geometry of the oil pan and enough sensors to get the current tilt of the car if it's at rest, it wouldn't be that hard to correct for it and just check every time you turn it on.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Cars have had this sensor and the ability to display it since before EFI even existed and no one until dickhead engineers now have even considered removing dipsticks!

And not even with just an idiot light

Yeah I'm loving mad at these fuckwits who removed a simple mechanical check device that cost next to nothing

This tbh

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

Yeah I mean don't get me wrong I'd rather have the dipstick as well. Keep in mind that this is the same BMW that in the LCI update for the F30 made the coolant expansion tanks for the radiator and intercooler out of opaque black plastic so you have to open the cap to see the level measure inside, and they also made the screenwash tank both mostly out of sight and out of the same black plastic so its impossible to see how much you need to top up by without filling it to the point of almost overflowing.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
The fact that modern engines are usually covered in 10 pounds of plastic shielding is bad enough

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Scratch Monkey posted:

The fact that modern engines are usually covered in 10 pounds of plastic shielding is bad enough

I'm struggling to think of a modern where you lift the bonnet and think "Wow thats a gorgeous looking engine"

Like this?

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

I'm struggling to think of a modern where you lift the bonnet and think "Wow thats a gorgeous looking engine"

Like this?



Mazda Miata comes pretty close for a modern engine. Everything isn't covered in plastic.

https://www.autoblog.com/2017/03/29/mazda-mx5-miata-engine-bay/

babyeatingpsychopath
Oct 28, 2000
Forum Veteran


CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

I'm struggling to think of a modern where you lift the bonnet and think "Wow thats a gorgeous looking engine"

Like this?



Engine bay porn does not belong in the "terrible car stuff" thread. This kind of derail will lead to a leper's colony full of probations (again).

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stealie72
Jan 10, 2007
An alfa engine doesn't automatically count as terrible?

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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

babyeatingpsychopath posted:

Engine bay porn does not belong in the "terrible car stuff" thread. This kind of derail will lead to a leper's colony full of probations (again).

Bet



All this bullshit for 300hp. that's two radiators, two coolant pumps, four thermostats, all vacuum bled

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