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Tai
Mar 8, 2006
https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/1641100787001556992

How shall we gently caress up our kids today you ask?

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
Lol Ukrainian hackers contacted the wife of a Russian war criminal, posing as an officer from her husband's unit, and asked for a photoshoot of all the wives from the unit as a surprise for the husbands. They used it to doxx 12 soldiers who were responsible for the Mariupol theatre bombings.

https://twitter.com/saintjavelin/status/1641027966648852480?s=20

Absolutely brutal trench warfare, Ukrainians defending against a vicious and repeated attack on their positions:

:nws:

https://twitter.com/GloOouD/status/1641075766921142275?s=20

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Don't post links like that or you're getting a ban+30.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

HonorableTB posted:

Lol Ukrainian hackers contacted the wife of a Russian war criminal, posing as an officer from her husband's unit, and asked for a photoshoot of all the wives from the unit as a surprise for the husbands. They used it to doxx 12 soldiers who were responsible for the Mariupol theatre bombings.

https://twitter.com/saintjavelin/status/1641027966648852480?s=20

Absolutely brutal trench warfare, Ukrainians defending against a vicious and repeated attack on their positions:

:nws:

https://twitter.com/GloOouD/status/1641075766921142275?s=20


What an absolute animal

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Tai posted:

Master the art of Carbonara and you'll love it. No don't use cream you heathen

there's a super easy carbonara recipe at BA

https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/simple-carbonara

Also: i made the tasting history ukrainian borshch and it's loving good. i expected to like it but i love it and will make it again



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DPu-Ve_luU

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


HonorableTB posted:

Lol Ukrainian hackers contacted the wife of a Russian war criminal, posing as an officer from her husband's unit, and asked for a photoshoot of all the wives from the unit as a surprise for the husbands. They used it to doxx 12 soldiers who were responsible for the Mariupol theatre bombings.

https://twitter.com/saintjavelin/status/1641027966648852480?s=20

Absolutely brutal trench warfare, Ukrainians defending against a vicious and repeated attack on their positions:

:nws:

https://twitter.com/GloOouD/status/1641075766921142275?s=20


How could NATO do such a vicious awful thing.

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

Toxic Mental posted:

Don't post links like that or you're getting a ban+30.

dam

Tai
Mar 8, 2006

poverty goat posted:

there's a super easy carbonara recipe at BA

I'm going to be pedantic. That's not how you cook Carbonara

Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009

zone posted:

Would be nice if they permanently pissed off, but they'll be back when the next fake gets brought out by dumbasses on telegram for the useful idiots and Internet Research Institute trolls to amplify.

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1641082399328022530
:3:

Scotland copied that fine Finnish tradition and implemented theirs last year, it's not as good as the original but it's a start.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Jonny Nox posted:

It’s not actuall good for a mother to get pregnant inside of 18 months of childbirth.

Talkin poo poo about Irish twins now itt?

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
latest st javelin email has a pic of a dude hopefully halfway to a wave? lmao

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Nooner posted:

Talkin poo poo about Irish twins now itt?

Are they hot?

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
"The locals don't like us very much"

https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1641115786134663171

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Power Khan posted:

"The locals don't like us very much"

I'm surprised the Russians dont have more problems with partisans, but it turns out Ukrainian partisans have been playing it pretty smart. Kherson partisans played a large part in coordinating with the offensive there. Melitopol has been on veritable lockdown by the Russians, being the only large city to have been taken largely without force; but if there is an offensive near Melitopol someday, a partisan uprising will similarly be important.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Dares Box Trump

HonorableTB posted:

Absolutely brutal trench warfare, Ukrainians defending against a vicious and repeated attack on their positions:

:nws:

https://twitter.com/GloOouD/status/1641075766921142275?s=20


:stare: dam

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I'm afraid that attack may have some teeth

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
for further information see the critically acclaimed late 20th century animated docudrama, the angry beavers

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.
Little dudes just like natural construction projects, it comforts them.

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
But I thought the locals voted 94% in favour of joining russia? Why would they hate russians? I don't understand.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005





I'm horrified. There is all these escalating rules about showing combat footage that I found to just be ridiculous over-sensitivity aimed at placating even more unhinged folks.

But now I completely understand. Get loving banned TB for promoting this ABSOLUTE FILTH!! That Beaver did nothing wrong. :(

Nelson Mandingo fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Mar 29, 2023

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Artem's got himself a big black beaver
And he shows it off to all his friends
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave him
So he caged him up in a deep brown trench.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Bober kurwa

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

Nelson Mandingo posted:

I'm horrified. There is all these escalating rules about showing combat footage that I found to just be ridiculous over-sensitivity aimed at placating even more unhinged folks.

But now I completely understand. Get loving banned TB for promoting this ABSOLUTE FILTH!! That Beaver did nothing wrong. :(

Many beavers are saying they do not like or want me posting

bad_fmr
Nov 28, 2007

The Soviets just ate the beaver.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
beavery very quiet, we're hunting wussians

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Just Another Lurker posted:

Scotland copied that fine Finnish tradition and implemented theirs last year, it's not as good as the original but it's a start.
I was just imagining America copying that tradition and realized they would have the big box completely stuffed full of sponsored products of debatable use to new parents, offloading the cost of the boxes entirely to Zappos and Chewy

Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009

Dr. Quarex posted:

I was just imagining America copying that tradition and realized they would have the big box completely stuffed full of sponsored products of debatable use to new parents, offloading the cost of the boxes entirely to Zappos and Chewy

"Babies First High Fructose Corn Syrup" comes to mind. :ughh:

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
i googled american baby boxes and all the results were about dropoff boxes for abandoned children so there may be something wrong with this country

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


HonorableTB posted:

i googled american baby boxes and all the results were about dropoff boxes for abandoned children so there may be something wrong with this country

It’s actually good.

The alternative for a desperate mother is …. Not pleasant. Giving them a free out is humane.

Pekinduck
May 10, 2008

Dr. Quarex posted:

I was just imagining America copying that tradition and realized they would have the big box completely stuffed full of sponsored products of debatable use to new parents, offloading the cost of the boxes entirely to Zappos and Chewy

It would be mandatory for new parents and they have to pay for it. Costs $4000 without insurance. Public health expert gets forced out after just suggesting it include condoms. Often arrives late or not at all in minority neighborhoods, parents still billed. "In God We Trust" required to be printed on every item. Wifi-connected smart mobile has blue and pink animals. If a biologically male baby reaches for a pink animal or vice versa CPS is notified. Repuropsed dog toys contain lead, finally exposed in an article years later after attempted suppression of the journalist by the federal government and Chewy.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
politicians will call them groomer boxes

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/TreasChest/status/1639689537906524168
new cyberwar offensive :filez:

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Seems bad
https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1641067227200757762?t=G0JAPxmhvvSxMxdtFUSdtg&s=19
also helicopters
https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1641148476305047573?t=UouOHq786N3DxW9SGDXRHA&s=19

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Well, that was fast

https://twitter.com/Blablablablubl2/status/1641152339028344864



Power Khan fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Mar 29, 2023

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

alcatraz gently caress boy posted:

politicians will call them groomer boxes

No more tears? No, more tears! It builds character.

tiaz
Jul 1, 2004

PICK UP THAT PRESENT.


Zelensky's Zealots

I cannot get enough of these clowns putting ERA blocks on un- or lightly-armored vehicles. :allears:
in another gesture of goodwill, my vehicle explodes killing all occupants when it detects it is under attack

:thunk: hang on, did their war planners study by doing C4 jeep spam in Battlefield?

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

HonorableTB posted:

for further information see the critically acclaimed late 20th century animated docudrama, the angry beavers

Be be beaver fever!

Pekinduck posted:

It would be mandatory for new parents and they have to pay for it. Costs $4000 without insurance. Public health expert gets forced out after just suggesting it include condoms. Often arrives late or not at all in minority neighborhoods, parents still billed. "In God We Trust" required to be printed on every item. Wifi-connected smart mobile has blue and pink animals. If a biologically male baby reaches for a pink animal or vice versa CPS is notified. Repuropsed dog toys contain lead, finally exposed in an article years later after attempted suppression of the journalist by the federal government and Chewy.

Too real. :smith:

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

tiaz posted:

I cannot get enough of these clowns putting ERA blocks on un- or lightly-armored vehicles. :allears:
in another gesture of goodwill, my vehicle explodes killing all occupants when it detects it is under attack

:thunk: hang on, did their war planners study by doing C4 jeep spam in Battlefield?

God willing my Xbox handle is in some Russian battlefield manual

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

That's not how piracy works lol

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Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
😎❄️🌃🥤🧋🍹👌💯

Man looks like Dollartree Kiefer Sutherland

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