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huh yeah I wonder what happened the last time there was a major crackdown on smoking heroin I bet everyone just stopped using heroin and nothing bad happened  e: in 1998 child abuser and medical fraud Andrew Wakefield publishes a load of poo poo Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 11:49 on Mar 30, 2023 |
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keep punching joe posted:Glad to see that the boffins have finally solved the problem of trees. This is loving cool Have them everywhere I say Along with actual trees gently caress I love trees
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smellmycheese posted:Police forces genuinely think tweeting this poo poo makes them look like the good guys lol Looks like Cornbrook. I once saw someone having a wee at Cornbrook.
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notaspy posted:gently caress I love trees
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https://twitter.com/LeeAndersonMP_/status/1641376987166941185 Yes, the flag is upside down
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That's the right way up for the flag of apartheid South Africa.
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How do you belong to a flag
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Boats belong to a flag, maybe he's a sovereign citizen.
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/LeeAndersonMP_/status/1641376987166941185 Billy Britain is a fascist
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notaspy posted:This is loving cool I bet more carbon went into the atmosphere when manufacturing and installing that unit than it will ever, ever remove
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notaspy posted:gently caress I love trees
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keep punching joe posted:Glad to see that the boffins have finally solved the problem of trees. these will be filled with fag ends in no time
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Enjoyed this https://twitter.com/AlexSelbyB/status/1641371440871079937?t=KTYqlTzVi3Q-TBrlO04qiA&s=19
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Jel Shaker posted:these will be filled with fag ends in no time Solution: engineer a straight of algae that can digest cigarettes. Two birds, one photosynthetic soup.
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Darth Walrus posted:Solution: engineer a strain of algae that can digest ... birds 
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e: nvm, got dates wrong
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Sir Sidney Poitier posted:Looks like Cornbrook. I once saw someone having a wee at Cornbrook. Definitely Cornbrook. Every time I've been there there's either been plain clothes cops or ticket wardens pestering someone. One time a guy just walked away from them mid conversation and there was nothing they could do lmao.
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Defo Horny Corny that. gently caress the GMP
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Jel Shaker posted:these will be filled with fag ends in no time Never mine that, they'll be shattered. Look how quickly any bus shelter ends up smashed
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Failed Imagineer posted:Enjoyed this Just looking at that salary for that job. I would have thought Head of Cyber Security for the Treasury I would have thought was a pretty important job! I've got friends earn £20k more than that doing cyber security for hotels. (I haven't actually read the full job spec etc so maybe the job isn't want the title suggests).
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Just looking at that salary for that job. I would have thought Head of Cyber Security for the Treasury I would have thought was a pretty important job! The civil service is a many layered and complex beast. Whoever gets this could be running Cyber Security for one small building dealing entirely in paper records, be a Head of one team sitting under a Head of department, sitting under an Associate Director, sitting under a Director, sitting under a CSO etc, or they could be running the whole shop. From the salary it looks like quite a junior Head of role to me - probably managing a small team to look after a specialist area of some kind.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:
Perhaps it's job title inflation, and 'head' of cyber security effectively means junior trainee and the actual head has a job title like god-emperor of cyber security or something.
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Pistol_Pete posted:Perhaps it's job title inflation, and 'head' of cyber security effectively means junior trainee and the actual head has a job title like god-emperor of cyber security or something. So elon musk is in charge of the treasury? Cool we're going mega-bankrupt.
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https://twitter.com/jrc1921/status/1641423698874843136?s=46&t=ARI_L-v32Oind1-d9B3a3Q The 2024 Labour manifesto will be a thing of utterly bleak majesty.
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Darth Walrus posted:The 2024 Labour manifesto will be a thing of utterly bleak majesty. 1. We won't make things worse. Probably. At the very least, the rate at which things are getting worse will decrease slightly. Hopefully. 2. More cops.
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sebzilla posted:1. We won't make things worse. Probably. At the very least, the rate at which things are getting worse will decrease slightly. Hopefully. 3. Cops will arrest lazy teachers and doctors refusing to work
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Labour 2024 Manifesto - National ID Cards. Will cost around £500bn and launch five years after its original launch date. - A promise to do something about the environment and climate change. - Lifetime ASBOs for climate change protesters - Education, education, education. Labour will improve education funding by abolishing the limit on university fees. - A better, more efficient way of deporting foreigners and Boat People to Rwanda.
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He really has side lined Angel Rayner hasn't he. (Kieth I mean). She looks like her head has been photoshopped in in that photo. He would get rid of her if he could and make Reeves his deputy as well as shadow chancellor.
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- Cannabis will be made a class A++ drug with statutory execution for first time offenders
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LOL https://twitter.com/Hep5G/status/1641430378610151427?s=20
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Love job title inflation, especially when you see poo poo like 'Customer Service Executive - 20k p/a'
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"How the UK is defending itself on the front line against migrants" - FFS https://twitter.com/savanQadir/status/1641433826462404612?s=20
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keep punching joe posted:Love job title inflation, especially when you see poo poo like 'Customer Service Executive - 20k p/a' My first job was in a call centre, a B2B IT helpdesk, y'know, someone from a client phones & I jot down the details in the software & pass the report on to the relevant team who'd actually do something, after asking if they'd tried turning it off & on yet. Eventually I ended up on the Out of Hours team & obviously not being in the office at the same time as most people you get isolated. So we all just described ourselves as call centre monkeys, even though technically we did more than the day time staff as they had all these 4th tier people like Incident Managers & we did all that ourselves (without a requisite pay bump obviously), actually calling out the support teams & liasing with the managers at the client on a major outage & all that poo poo. But eventually you started to see all that job title role, they were no longer Helpdesk Staff, they were IT Service Centre Analysts. Analysts? Some of these people couldn't analyse their way to tying their own shoe lace but I suppose it made people feel important & surely that's more important than a payrise
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 Tesseraction posted:It's apparently designed for places too dense for trees, and also for heavily polluted areas, because while car exhaust can poison trees, algae is comparatively resistant. Rogue AI Goddess fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Mar 30, 2023 |
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I am trying to work out what the carbon footprint of creating those algae things and google is being no help. I hope chatgpt kills google as it is poo poo at delivering information in an understandable way. Don't link me to a million articles, give me a digest and a link to know more.
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notaspy posted:I am trying to work out what the carbon footprint of creating those algae things and google is being no help.
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Rogue AI Goddess posted:It's just a box full of tap water and algae. Anyone could make one out of components readily available in the nearest garbage bin.
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