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my morning jackass
Aug 24, 2009

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

No dynamic Ashley breasts, they remain the same in cold weather
You cannot name your Ashley
You cannot scold or praise your Ashley
Whistle radius does not grow when the Ashley bond grows - not even sure there is an Ashley bond
Ashley outfits are somewhat customizable, but cannot show her panties
A Dutch preview said they did not put dreadlocks in the hair of their Ashley
Ashley does not poo poo dynamically or indeed at all (unrealistic)
Walk your Ashley around (so that's something)
Cannot jump from your horse onto a moving mine cart
Cannot brush your Ashley
Leon and Luis make no remarks about the Ashley's ballistics despite the Ashley's gender
Store Ashleys in bins but you cannot have more backup Ashleys
Ashleys die and can't be resurrected - instant game over
Tell an Ashley to flee to spare it's life
Ashleys kick behind them. In one preview they even killed a man
Ashleys have personalities
Ashleys move sideways
Ashleys cannot learn tricks

Lmao

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net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

The model viewer is a gift from God. Hunnigans pantsuit bro.



symbolic
Nov 2, 2014


Lunchmeat Larry posted:

No dynamic Ashley breasts, they remain the same in cold weather
You cannot name your Ashley
You cannot scold or praise your Ashley
Whistle radius does not grow when the Ashley bond grows - not even sure there is an Ashley bond
Ashley outfits are somewhat customizable, but cannot show her panties
A Dutch preview said they did not put dreadlocks in the hair of their Ashley
Ashley does not poo poo dynamically or indeed at all (unrealistic)
Walk your Ashley around (so that's something)
Cannot jump from your horse onto a moving mine cart
Cannot brush your Ashley
Leon and Luis make no remarks about the Ashley's ballistics despite the Ashley's gender
Store Ashleys in bins but you cannot have more backup Ashleys
Ashleys die and can't be resurrected - instant game over
Tell an Ashley to flee to spare it's life
Ashleys kick behind them. In one preview they even killed a man
Ashleys have personalities
Ashleys move sideways
Ashleys cannot learn tricks

lmao

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Cannot jump from your horse. Great job Larry you couldn't even find and replace horse > Ashley. No wonder Sans Undertale stomped your balls

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

You cannot jump from your horse onto a moving Ashley


Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Cannot jump from your horse. Great job Larry you couldn't even find and replace horse > Ashley. No wonder Sans Undertale stomped your balls

that was my favorite part of your post

 




Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

"I see the president has equipped his mine cart with temperature-sensitive testicles too" - Ashley

Metallia
Sep 17, 2014

Fungah! posted:

i see the president equipped his daughter with *audible clicking noise and luis visibly straightens up while the ps5 kicks into overdrive* a healthy respect for her own body

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

finished this, it was really good. re4 didn't need a remake, but this was fine. i can think of ways the remake was better and ways the original was better. it's not a situation where either really eclipse each other, if i wanted to replay re4 i'd probably just play both of these games.

now lol when they remake re5/6

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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

Sub-Actuality posted:

that was my favorite part of your post

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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
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they're going to remake all the games now and when they're done they're going to remake them all over again

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elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

they're going to remake all the games now and when they're done they're going to remake them all over again

cool

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

the regeneradors arent as creepy. refunded t his turd.

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Dongicus posted:

finished this, it was really good. re4 didn't need a remake, but this was fine. i can think of ways the remake was better and ways the original was better. it's not a situation where either really eclipse each other, if i wanted to replay re4 i'd probably just play both of these games.

now lol when they remake re5/6

They should try remaking RE5 into a good game. RE6 is fine the way it is :troll:

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

i dont know why i didnt expect straight up new enemies but its really cool

crimson heads making a return is ftw

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Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

they're going to remake the remake of resident evil 1 next. and it'll be incredible.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
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Bolverkur posted:

they're going to remake the remake of resident evil 1 next. and it'll be incredible.

i'd buy it

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

they're going to remake all the games now and when they're done they're going to remake them all over again
The name of the game
The game is Resident Evil

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

lmfao

Votes:
5.0: blamegame
1.0: American McGay
1.0: SPIDATMAN
1.0: Bill Barber
1.0: The Lobotomy Kid

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

THE LURKERS HAVE SPOKEN

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
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mcgay is just building heat

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That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020
He’s mad at me for pointing out the boxes

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
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everything in re4 has yellow tape or paint on it... ladders, boxes, windows, bombs...pieces of wood that you can jump over in the next game the enemies will all have yellow stripes on them to alert you to their presence and that you can attack them

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That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

everything in re4 has yellow tape or paint on it... ladders, boxes, windows, bombs...pieces of wood that you can jump over in the next game the enemies will all have yellow stripes on them to alert you to their presence and that you can attack them

That is loving stupid

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

everything in re4 has yellow tape or paint on it... ladders, boxes, windows, bombs...pieces of wood that you can jump over in the next game the enemies will all have yellow stripes on them to alert you to their presence and that you can attack them

And things you can pick up glow too. It’s hosed up what they’ve done to modern gaming.

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

everything in re4 has yellow tape or paint on it... ladders, boxes, windows, bombs...pieces of wood that you can jump over in the next game the enemies will all have yellow stripes on them to alert you to their presence and that you can attack them

having a box cartoonishly stick out like an animation cell against matte just doesnt make any sense, lets do something much stupider

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Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

modern resident evils holding your hand????!!! mein gott!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo6yFdP-6bc

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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

*spotting a brilliantly lit hosed up pixelated box of ammo sitting on a dark prerendered table* this looks completey natural

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

I like the yellow paint. They should have put yellow paint in the original. It’s a worse game without it



rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I can't see poo poo because everything not covered in yellow tape is shades of brown.


STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

net cafe scandal posted:

I like the yellow paint. They should have put yellow paint in the original. It’s a worse game without it

I need u to post in the izwf thread

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

The Krauser fight loving ruled

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
Did they bring the original RE4 Leon voice actor back to do the merchant again, or is it a new voice actor now?

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

New actor and he's cool

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/viperwave/status/1641282482065788930?t=deIRLSvy2FzxTxbWbrpMSA&s=19

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

I think RE4 Remake could be better if they kept Leon yelling "JESUS CHRIST" at every enemy he sees like in RE2 Remake

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
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Roth posted:

I think RE4 Remake could be better if they kept Leon yelling "JESUS CHRIST" at every enemy he sees like in RE2 Remake

he should tell ada to wait more

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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

New Game+ is loving hilarious, but jesus I am not looking forward to starting a fresh save for a different Professional run later on, those enemies will not hesitate to rush up on your rear end

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
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the striker sucks rear end remake is trash 1/10

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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
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Good soup! posted:

New Game+ is loving hilarious, but jesus I am not looking forward to starting a fresh save for a different Professional run later on, those enemies will not hesitate to rush up on your rear end

you can use the bonus weapons and still get a s+ rank if you are going for it

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