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Skios posted:A.F. Branco Skios posted:
I'm not sure if Kellies Most Hypocritical Combo is still a thing or if it got discontinued, but I figured I'd combo these two for the brazen hypocrisy anyway. No, no taxpayer money to feed children in public or charter schools! It's better to starve kids! Now, private schools? The ones that can exclude any child for any reason, and charge hefty tuitions? The ones where only families with the money to pay those tuitions can afford to enroll their kids? Those schools should get taxpayer money.
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Pants Donkey posted:Gotta fall back on the OG, Nuclear Iran Plus, I'm putting good Monopoly money on another "Ah well, nevertheless" as Donnie manages to wriggle out of this one somehow.
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Mar 31, 2023 00:14
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Best comedy option is he flees to Russia but also continues to run for President.
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Mar 31, 2023 00:21
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So Putin goes back to being prime minister for a few years.
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Mar 31, 2023 00:26
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Indicted is a very long way from convicted but I look forward to some of the cartoons coming out of this.
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Mar 31, 2023 01:01
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There is so much wailing and gnashing of teeth over this in the right, it’s going to be 100x that from the people who draw GOP talking points every day.
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Jeff Danziger Marty Two Bulls  Lisa Benson  Jeff Stahler  Matt Davies  Pedro X. Molina  Ann Telnaes  Lee Judge  Mike Smith  Kirk Walters  Jimmy Margulies  Ed Gamble  David M. Hitch  Good timing on that Trump thing there, Mr. Hitch. Darrin Bell  Mike Peters  Randall Enos  Dave Whamond  Drew Sheneman  Adam Zyglis  Dave Granlund 
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Mar 31, 2023 03:33
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idonotlikepeas posted:
"There has been too much violence. Too much pain. None here are without sin. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your book, the sex ed, the drag queen story hour, and the whole school, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror."
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Mar 31, 2023 03:47
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So with the indictment are we going to have reruns of the cartoons one week ago?
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Mar 31, 2023 03:48
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Mar 31, 2023 03:58
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idonotlikepeas posted:Kirk Walters This was disproven ten different ways and fell out of the news cycle more than a year ago. Why is this person covering it now?
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Mar 31, 2023 03:59
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"Sure thing. Hey quick question, does Scot Peterson, the armed guard at Stoneman Douglas High School who ran away and hid while the deadliest school shooting in US history happened, spell his first name with one t or two? I forgot."
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Mar 31, 2023 04:39
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As a San Diegan, gently caress you.
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Mar 31, 2023 04:44
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Kellies Nomination: Worst Cartoon about a Tragedy, gently caress you!, Overall Worst
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Mar 31, 2023 04:49
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From the same cartoonist that nonstop accuses the opposition of using children's deaths as political tools, hiding behind children on important issues, and various other appeals to emotion. "You don't want more guns???? Tell it to this child, killed by guns!"
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Mar 31, 2023 06:29
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On this most lol-worthy day, I'm assuming someone already beat me to it last week.
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Mar 31, 2023 10:36
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I love the McDonald's in the background. If Biden wants to catch Trump, all he needs to do is have the police stake it out
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A.F. Branco Andy Marlette  Chip Bok  Gary Varvel  John Deering  Michael Ramirez  Mike Luckovich  Steve Breen  Steve Kelley  Tom Stiglich 
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Mar 31, 2023 11:16
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Skios posted:Steve Kelley Kelly Nomination: Answers own question. I mean, I'm not wrong here am I? There is a big difference between protecting yourself and actively trying to stop a shooter? (I guess not in the minds of some people.)
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Mar 31, 2023 12:16
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Tindalos posted:Kelly Nomination: Answers own question. You are not wrong, I was thinking the same thing: They were using them to kill one specific person.
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Mar 31, 2023 12:21
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Pants Donkey posted:Clay Bennett found dead of priapism I love that I found out the news by reading this post. Maybe I spend too much time in this thread
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Mar 31, 2023 12:44
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Skios posted:Steve Kelley Kellies Nominations: Worst Attempt at a Gotcha
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Mar 31, 2023 13:08
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Rall: Have Your Fake Cake and Eat It? Ted Rall posted:The FDA is poised to approve human food cultured from the cells of cattle, chicken and fish, and grown into artificial versions of those meals.
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Mar 31, 2023 13:56
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Skios posted:Chip Bok AGC?
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Trapezium Dave posted:Rall: Have Your Fake Cake and Eat It? No, FDA went through a premarket non-approval "consultation" process for the first company trying to do this in November of last year. Here's the main site on the process if anyone's interested (note USDA would also be reviewing these products/inspecting plants as usual). https://www.fda.gov/food/food-ingredients-packaging/human-food-made-cultured-animal-cells I have no clue why Rall is going to cannibalism- the consultations were on chicken.
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Mar 31, 2023 14:11
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Now I want to know the official Star Trek answer on whether it's illegal to use the replicator to make human meat.
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VitalSigns posted:Now I want to know the official Star Trek answer on whether it's illegal to use the replicator to make human meat. There's no reason it can't, though I expect that, like Worf wearing his baldric over his uniform, you'd have to get some sort of cultural or religious exemption
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"Lieutenant Barclay, what's that you're eating? It looks delicious." "Barclay burger." "Oh, your own recipe?" "In a manner of speaking."
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Mar 31, 2023 14:54
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Skios posted:Tom Stiglich 101st Airborne aka. "Crying Eagles", what a bunch of crybaby losers!! (No, I have no idea, and I don't want to know.)
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Mar 31, 2023 15:08
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So the coyote has significantly more than the FDIC government insurance limit of $250,000 (which is by law applied to every US bank)? Maybe Carmen is wealthy too. She did (presumably) bankroll her own run for public office.
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Mar 31, 2023 15:32
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VitalSigns posted:Now I want to know the official Star Trek answer on whether it's illegal to use the replicator to make human meat. In Warren Ellis' Transmetropolitan you could see signs in the background advertising "Long Pig" restaurants.
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Mar 31, 2023 15:38
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Didn't the dog just say he never had a bank account Fake edit: yeah that's the stuff
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Tindalos posted:Kelly Nomination: Answers own question. there's no reason it had to be that specific gun. "if you outlaw guns than spree killers will just use another weapon!! also if you take away this specific gun from the police they'll be completely helpless" this is "and yet you yourself protect by gun  "and loving yes, i'm ok with the people trained to use guns properly and handle them responsibly having them. like some sort of well-regulated something-something
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 Put Allie down under “Doesn’t know what a trans man is” column, although…it could just be him being willfully dense. Pants Donkey fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Mar 31, 2023 |
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Kellies Nomination: Worst cartoon about a tragedy, gently caress You
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Mar 31, 2023 16:30
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The press is right, the killer is already dead so we should be going after their supplier.
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Nenonen posted:101st Airborne aka. "Crying Eagles", what a bunch of crybaby losers!! (No, I have no idea, and I don't want to know.) Multi-helicopter crash in night training mission, 9 dead.
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Mar 31, 2023 16:40
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Genuinely surprised that Eric Allie was the first one to hit the transphobia angle. Like obviously he's still a shithead but not who I'd suspect. The usual suspects have been pretty quiet on that front and it's making me suspicious.
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Allie literally started the year off with a cartoon featuring a bearded man in a dress twerking at baby 2023, so that f anything I expected worse.
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