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A lawyer walks into a bar
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Feb 28, 2023 22:12
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He has crippling alcoholism
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Feb 28, 2023 22:12
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I love german humor.
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Feb 28, 2023 22:48
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Client: Hey man, if you ever have anything you need done around the office, let me know, I want to go to law school. Me: Do you remember three months ago when your wife assaulted you and threatened suicide and you ended up in inpatient care because you threatened to kill yourself? Client: "Yeah." Me: "Worst part of your life, right? Client: "Yeah." Me: "Normal Tuesday."
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Mar 1, 2023 22:21
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Mr. Nice! posted:I love german humor. How germane.
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Mar 2, 2023 16:45
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Anyone know an LA area med mal lawyer? Figure I'd ask before I use the referral service.
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Mar 4, 2023 20:01
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Chat GPT... Welcome to law school. "We’ve created GPT-4, the latest milestone in OpenAI’s effort in scaling up deep learning. GPT-4 is a large multimodal model (accepting image and text inputs, emitting text outputs) that, while less capable than humans in many real-world scenarios, exhibits human-level performance on various professional and academic benchmarks. For example, it passes a simulated bar exam with a score around the top 10% of test takers; in contrast, GPT-3.5’s score was around the bottom 10%. We’ve spent 6 months iteratively aligning GPT-4 using lessons from our adversarial testing program as well as ChatGPT, resulting in our best-ever results (though far from perfect) on factuality, steerability, and refusing to go outside of guardrails." 
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Mar 14, 2023 23:42
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Seems like this kind of technology would be most beneficial to small practices that don't have massive staff reserves to put towards any given task. Rather than removing the need for attorneys it seems like it would very slightly diminish the advantage that large firms would have over their smaller counterparts, at least in some circumstances.
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Mar 16, 2023 22:47
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Nice piece of fish posted:Just for being orderly and poo poo, anyone needing a discord invite please post about it below and you'll be pmd an invite. If you don't have pm please make a temp email account. Sounds good, I’ll take that PM
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Mar 31, 2023 15:39
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A PM for me too, thx.
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Mar 31, 2023 17:22
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Sent. Don't @ me
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Mar 31, 2023 19:37
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fresh meat
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Mar 31, 2023 20:06
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Nice piece of fish posted:Just for being orderly and poo poo, anyone needing a discord invite please post about it below and you'll be pmd an invite. If you don't have pm please make a temp email account. I don't have PM, should I post a temp email address?
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Apr 6, 2023 20:17
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Hyper Inferno posted:I don't have PM, should I post a temp email address? Nah, don't worry about it. Post actively (preferably itt which is a good thread) and be merry.
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Apr 7, 2023 10:27
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yronic heroism posted:Sounds good, I’ll take that PM I should try this Discord business.
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Apr 7, 2023 10:36
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Shageletic posted:I should try this Discord business. In general or are you asking for an invite?
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Apr 10, 2023 07:47
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I am! E: lol sorry I meant I want an invite.
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Apr 10, 2023 15:42
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Nice piece of fish posted:Just for being orderly and poo poo, anyone needing a discord invite please post about it below and you'll be pmd an invite. If you don't have pm please make a temp email account. May I be invited as well? If it's applicable to law students.
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Apr 10, 2023 15:49
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blarzgh posted:Y'all decide for yourselves what he meant, because as soon as I pointed out that the next page of his case contradicts his argument, he just tells the judge, "Well, I didn't actually read the case." FYI this guy is in jail now and will almost certainly be losing his license
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Apr 10, 2023 15:54
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Another W for the ole Blarzghster
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Apr 10, 2023 16:07
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blarzgh posted:FYI this guy is in jail now and will almost certainly be losing his license Nice.
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Apr 10, 2023 16:16
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Another W for the ole Blarzghster Yes, all part of my plan to have him embarrass himself in court, which would cause him to choke out his elderly girlfriend six months later and also steal all of his clients' trust account money. edit: then get him picked up at the same bar - while on probation - where the same cops arrested him the last time, for violating his probation.
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Apr 10, 2023 17:35
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Go to law school, kids!
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Apr 10, 2023 17:37
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Incredible seeing a master at work
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Apr 10, 2023 17:38
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Blarzghinga!
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Apr 10, 2023 17:44
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blarzgh posted:Go to law school, kids! Let’s not say things we can’t take back
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Apr 10, 2023 17:46
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blarzgh posted:Yes, all part of my plan to have him embarrass himself in court, which would cause him to choke out his elderly girlfriend six months later and also steal all of his clients' trust account money. Well when he got his probation he didn't read it on and on
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Apr 10, 2023 17:50
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Nichael posted:May I be invited as well? If it's applicable to law students. This u? Nichael the for real law student posted:the law ain't real, lawboy Color me sceptical. Nice piece of fish fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Apr 10, 2023 |
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Apr 10, 2023 17:59
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Nichael posted:May I be invited as well? If it's applicable to law students. Woah - incredible that there are people on SA young enough to still be attending law school.
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Apr 10, 2023 20:30
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Sab0921 posted:Woah - incredible that there are people on SA young enough to still be attending law school. You don't have to be young. Just prone to bad life choices. Toona the Cat posted:Let’s not say things we can’t take back
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Apr 10, 2023 20:36
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Nice piece of fish posted:This u? 
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Apr 10, 2023 20:45
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Nice piece of fish posted:This u? It's skeptical, norseman. I believe OP - who would pretend to be a lawyer/law student to get access to a lawyers only discord from a dying forum 20 years past its prime. That's a scenario that is too sad to entertain
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Apr 10, 2023 22:31
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blarzgh posted:also steal all of his clients' trust account money. Based on looking at disbarment cases for funsies awhile ago this is what's going to do it for this dude. Also lawyers sure love getting DUIs
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Apr 10, 2023 22:38
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It's just a Discord where we yell at Nichael to quit
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Apr 10, 2023 22:39
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Shageletic posted:It's just a Discord where we yell at Nichael to quit Dude ran a campaign to try to primary a sitting Senator (and got like 25% of the vote), I don’t think he’s going to quit that easy.
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Apr 10, 2023 22:42
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https://twitter.com/chancery_daily/status/1645525095857750032
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Apr 11, 2023 01:37
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HEAD? After four years he can maybe, MAYBE find his own rear end.
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Apr 11, 2023 03:36
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Nobody who knows how to do the job would take it. Everybody knows Musk has no intention of complying with any law until forced to do so.
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Apr 11, 2023 03:48
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Musk is gonna be scrubbing thru moot competitions at this rate
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Apr 11, 2023 03:56
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Nobody who knows how to do the job would take it. Everybody knows Musk has no intention of complying with any law until forced to do so. My thoughts too. Was his only other offer to work for Trump on one of his criminal cases? What are the chances a third year Skadden associate has seen the inside of a courtroom?
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