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The Black Stones
May 7, 2007

I POSTED WHAT NOW!?

Need to slap Initial D music over this.

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Vlaphor
Dec 18, 2005

Lipstick Apathy

The Black Stones posted:

Need to slap Initial D music over this.

That was a pretty sick grind, so maybe slapping Superman over it would be more appropriate.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://i.imgur.com/iZcF3el.mp4

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rscpizkgf51s1ddrj.mp4

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

https://www.goal.com/en/news/video-footballer-car-sports-hall-horrific-crash-sofian-kiyine-hospital/blt971c13954e4bf70c

driver was some Belgian professional soccer player

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

I was gonna say "goal" until I realized that the website is goal.com.

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"


It's sad that some men want to do cute little choreography routines but they can't let themselves do it without involving guns somehow and almost getting their brains blown out

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVlcADaT94o

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014



Did not land on wheels, stunt jump failed

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Keep reading the thread title as OBAMA a black man fisted by the Grim Reaper

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Uthor posted:

I was gonna say "goal" until I realized that the website is goal.com.

It was offside so doesn't count.

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

So what damage does this close shave do? Busted eardrums? Concussion?

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

So did this guy get lucky and have the slug skim over his skull or does he have a bullet lodged in his skull?

sephiRoth IRA fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Mar 31, 2023

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


sephiRoth IRA posted:

So did this guy get lucky and have the slug skim over his skull or does he have a bullet lodged in his skull?



It probably missed him entirely and it was just the muzzle blast knocking the hat off. That would still suck a lot.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

sephiRoth IRA posted:

So did this guy get lucky and have the slug skim over his skull or does he have a bullet lodged in his skull?



Is this guy just stupid, or is he putting his life on the line trying to teach people restraint in handling live firearms?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
"what's this button do?"
https://v.redd.it/ae8n56ocq2ra1/DASH_720.mp4

https://v.redd.it/qewtn3dsm3ra1/DASH_1080.mp4

LifeSunDeath fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Mar 31, 2023

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

CzarChasm posted:

Is this guy just stupid, or is he putting his life on the line trying to teach people restraint in handling live firearms?

Stupid

DelphiAegis
Jun 21, 2010

At least they missed the "wings stay on" toggle switch.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

If he was holding an M60 that open door wouldnt be a problem

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Seems like there might be an easier way to do this?

https://i.imgur.com/QaIkU6e.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

mobby_6kl posted:

Seems like there might be an easier way to do this?

Zipline?

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

mobby_6kl posted:

Seems like there might be an easier way to do this?

https://i.imgur.com/QaIkU6e.mp4

Yeah, but does the easier way look as cool?

Salami Surgeon
Jan 21, 2001

Don't close. Don't close.


Nap Ghost

Z the IVth posted:

So what damage does this close shave do? Busted eardrums? Concussion?

Busted eardrums
Concussion
Beretta Shave

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

âрø ÿþûþÑÂúø,
трø ÿþ трø ÿþûþÑÂúø

mobby_6kl posted:

Seems like there might be an easier way to do this?

https://i.imgur.com/QaIkU6e.mp4

That looks like so much fun.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


A zipline that goes up?

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


Sound required.

https://i.imgur.com/jCdW3jc.mp4

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

âрø ÿþûþÑÂúø,
трø ÿþ трø ÿþûþÑÂúø

Every good mechanic has a firework drawer in their toolbox.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Some fine OSHIT content right there

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

OgNar posted:

“The explosion was so big that it moved that building four feet forward,”

WTF are they putting in that chocolate?

To follow up on the chocolate explosion, natural gas

https://apnews.com/article/pennsylvania-chocolate-factory-explosion-survivor-c1c8e8cb8ee585db9cc9277fbb0b88e3

quote:

Borges said she and others had complained about a gas odor about 30 minutes before the factory blew up. She is angry Palmer didn’t immediately evacuate. 

Multiple people complained about nauseating levels of natural gas odor but the supervisor wouldn't let them evacuate until an executive approved it

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rsbxrxuktM1u6kg3a.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rscr01DAd91s1ddrj.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rscdvyPrOQ1qigfjt.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rscbh8Cbqt1s1ddrj.mp4

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Azhais posted:

To follow up on the chocolate explosion, natural gas

https://apnews.com/article/pennsylvania-chocolate-factory-explosion-survivor-c1c8e8cb8ee585db9cc9277fbb0b88e3

Multiple people complained about nauseating levels of natural gas odor but the supervisor wouldn't let them evacuate until an executive approved it

With instincts like those, that supervisor will go far in middle management. About four feet, to be precise.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Supervisor: "Sons of the PHARAOHS! Give me frogs! Flies, locusts! Anything but YOU! Compared to you, the other plagues were a joy!"

Forklift Operator: "I'm so very sorry, it was an accident."

Supervisor: "An accident? My dear girl, when Ramses destroyed Syria, that was an accident, you are a catastrophe! Look at my warehouse! Why do I put up with you?"

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rscrh0Xcrw1s1ddrj.mp4

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club



Was okay with all of those, until the next-to-last where they're hanging the angle grinder by its own power cord. That'll wear out the cord!

HolHorsejob
Mar 14, 2020

Portrait of Cheems II of Spain by Jabona Neftman, olo pint on fird

Sound off but I'm gonna guess the music is royalty-free ukelele + whistling + clapping

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



HolHorsejob posted:

Sound off but I'm gonna guess the music is royalty-free ukelele + whistling + clapping

not quite that bad - there's no music, but there's a bunch of "swoosh" "pop" "whump" "smack" sound effects like somebody gave an eight year old the foley board

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

sephiRoth IRA posted:

So did this guy get lucky and have the slug skim over his skull or does he have a bullet lodged in his skull?



We just use moving targets lol

Kinda like this https://www.actiontarget.com/categories/running-man-targets/

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade




Goddamn, where is this?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Shooting Blanks posted:

Goddamn, where is this?
Tenerife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScAONFkaQxA

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rse2atNW431qigfjt.mp4

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LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club



This video makes me wince every time.

I sometimes wonder if the increase in ridiculous tacticLOL poo poo out there is a result of the decreasing percentage of the overall population who ever served in the armed forces. It definitely feels like it is most popular with the younger end of the boomers/early gen X crowd who were too young for the draft, were too scared to ever volunteer, and now want to live out their army man fantasies that are more informed by action movies than by any actual experience.

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