The Cursed Images Thread: A Dilbert themed ethics game created by Lockheed Martin

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lost old man: Nov 4, 2009; I AM HUNGER.
I FEED.

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Fresh cursed avatars! Get them while they're hott!

Thanks, buddy!

# ? Mar 30, 2023 19:02

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# ? May 29, 2024 02:22

Cacafuego: Jul 22, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

All tech bros should be ground into a fine paste and used as soil amendment for new trees

What�s stopping you? Get started!

# ? Mar 30, 2023 19:16

Deadite: Aug 30, 2003; A fat guy, a watermelon, and a stack of magazines?
Family.

that seems like an alright solution for places where you can't easily grow trees/bushes. Put them on every rooftop next to the solar panels that should be there

# ? Mar 30, 2023 19:19

VictualSquid: Feb 29, 2012; Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

Cursed Algea drop reminds me of that mobile greenery thing:

Obviously it gets moved everyday using a big gas guzzling truck:

# ? Mar 30, 2023 19:20

AndreTheGiantBoned: Oct 28, 2010

VictualSquid posted:

Cursed Algea drop reminds me of that mobile greenery thing:

Obviously it gets moved everyday using a big gas guzzling truck:

Oh hey, Darmstadt!

# ? Mar 30, 2023 19:26

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

This is what peak climate protection looks like. :hmmyes:

# ? Mar 30, 2023 20:15

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

AndreTheGiantBoned posted:

Oh hey, Darmstadt!

Colon... City? Says Google? Large Intestine City.

How German!

E: you can stick your climate shrubbery up your Darmstadt!

# ? Mar 30, 2023 21:57

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

Buddy if you want to get technical it should be Dickdarmstadt

# ? Mar 30, 2023 22:15

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Just spread the idea that the homeless can sit/sleep on those urban slime tanks and bingbangboom you'll have trees planted in no time.

Nature is healing...

https://twitter.com/SeenOnMaps/status/1419966879129477121#m

# ? Mar 31, 2023 00:39

VictualSquid: Feb 29, 2012; Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

Karate Bastard posted:

Colon... City? Says Google? Large Intestine City.

How German!

E: you can stick your climate shrubbery up your Darmstadt!

It is named after the colon river.

# ? Mar 31, 2023 15:30

-Zydeco-: Nov 12, 2007

https://twitter.com/blabla112345/status/1641856283836809225

# ? Mar 31, 2023 21:21

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Takes No Damage posted:

Nature is healing...

https://twitter.com/SeenOnMaps/status/1419966879129477121#m

That really makes me happy. Hostile architecture should be considered a crime against the poor.

# ? Mar 31, 2023 21:24

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

-Zydeco- posted:

https://twitter.com/blabla112345/status/1641856283836809225

Jesus gently caress, bring back the spiders.

# ? Mar 31, 2023 21:32

spaced ninja: Apr 10, 2009; Toilet Rascal

-Zydeco- posted:

https://twitter.com/blabla112345/status/1641856283836809225

Thanks, gonna set my apartment on fire now.

# ? Mar 31, 2023 22:16

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Oh look, it's google and meta and facebook and twitter and tiktok and apple and loving asus :3:

# ? Mar 31, 2023 22:16

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

-Zydeco- posted:

https://twitter.com/blabla112345/status/1641856283836809225

Good lord almighty

# ? Apr 1, 2023 02:59

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

https://i.imgur.com/AdzTls6.mp4

# ? Apr 1, 2023 08:54

Lt. Cock: May 28, 2005; INCOMING!

Check out this Hellraiser Hog Cranker

Edit

Hold on Amazon is directing me to the wide world of masturbation gloves and they all look like they�re designed to shred your dick skin off

Lt. Cock fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Apr 1, 2023

# ? Apr 1, 2023 23:10

Xlorp: Jan 23, 2008

Lt. Cock posted:

Check out this Hellraiser Hog Cranker

Is that a new species of rubber chicken?

# ? Apr 2, 2023 02:33

Reiche: Jan 28, 2009; I like my coffee with cream and lsd.

Xlorp posted:

Is that a new species of rubber chicken?

Yes but this chicken does the choking

# ? Apr 2, 2023 02:44

Pissed Ape Sexist: Apr 19, 2008

Respect to the product designer who gave the stinky pinky fatter dimples for the dumper

Lt. Cock posted:

Hold on Amazon is directing me to the wide world of masturbation gloves and they all look like they’re designed to shred your dick skin off

That's a nudibranch

# ? Apr 2, 2023 02:58

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

lobsterminator posted:

Techbros reinvent nature.

Just as good as real trees except a box of algae doesn't provide shade or homes for animals or happiness for anyone.

I know it smell crazy in there

# ? Apr 2, 2023 04:45

Worldshatter: May 7, 2015; PEPSI for TV-GAME

Lt. Cock posted:

Check out this Hellraiser Hog Cranker

Edit

Hold on Amazon is directing me to the wide world of masturbation gloves and they all look like they�re designed to shred your dick skin off

New fashion statement for the cyberpunk biker in your life

# ? Apr 2, 2023 08:52

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

lobsterminator posted:

Techbros reinvent nature.

Lt. Cock posted:

# ? Apr 2, 2023 09:23

Railing Kill: Nov 14, 2008; You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Lt. Cock posted:

Check out this Hellraiser Hog Cranker

# ? Apr 2, 2023 10:43

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

https://i.imgur.com/FdjsqXZ.mp4

# ? Apr 2, 2023 10:56

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Are the AIs having a wank again?

# ? Apr 2, 2023 11:23

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Can't be, not a single deformed digit in sight.

# ? Apr 2, 2023 11:33

busalover: Sep 12, 2020

Lesser blind mole-rat. Never heard of it. Found in Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Croatia, Greece, Hungary, North Macedonia, Romania, Serbia, Montenegro, Turkey and Ukraine.

# ? Apr 2, 2023 12:17

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Ok, bless this fugly mf. Reminds me of me :3:

# ? Apr 2, 2023 12:31

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

# ? Apr 2, 2023 12:57

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS: Dec 10, 2003; ...blyat

McGavin posted:

scott adams

# ? Apr 2, 2023 13:07

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/PMRGnDc.mp4

# ? Apr 2, 2023 13:53

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

alcatraz gently caress boy posted:

scott adams

# ? Apr 2, 2023 14:12

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Beavis and double butthead

# ? Apr 2, 2023 14:19

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

# ? Apr 2, 2023 14:53

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?