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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated?
This poll is closed.
desantis 128 29.91%
rubio 33 7.71%
haley 57 13.32%
goku 210 49.07%
Total: 358 votes
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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
do not trum
do not trum








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Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
im gonna trum

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

teumming as hard as I can

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
dam a good aprli 1 joke woudl have been making a taibbi thread

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/NOIRLabAstro/status/1641169250776764417?s=20
drat, I bet its a sweet night view from either of those galaxies

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Michigan DNR April Fools



oh like a yeti isnt invasive? they live in the himalayans!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
They forgot one flag.

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

SirPablo posted:

They forgot one flag.



how come fyad does goonmeets but cspam doesn't

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

https://twitter.com/AmericanIndian8/status/1641908224998744066

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Bethamphetamine posted:

Eric's hobby is visiting pharmacies across America to see if they lock up their over the counter pain pills

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1642165558278778880

his dad must be out of sudafed

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/mischiefanimals/status/1641899073719418880?s=46&t=Qyd-gDBrdQ9W8z3Q4dlR0w

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Make a holiday where nobody makes any jokes for 24 hours. Everything is super real, no sarcasm, no irony, no misrepresentation. Basically like Ramadan or Lent but for posting.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
lol
https://twitter.com/RussiaUN/status/1642006957325262848?s=20

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

get us out of the UN

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
we've economically immiserated millions to the point where all they do is steal the necessities of life. what is this world coming to.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
When I make my anti-technology posting religion the Sabbath will be a day of Real poo poo posting no BS only real ideas and thoughts. Every Sunday you post in an authentic way only.

Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental



https://youtu.be/TnlakHr-O4w

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
tomorrow i will post prumt and i will mean it

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
I've never made a post that wasnt 100% sincere

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Salt Fish posted:

When I make my anti-technology posting religion the Sabbath will be a day of Real poo poo posting no BS only real ideas and thoughts. Every Sunday you post in an authentic way only.

you are fake news

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy


lol a loving sheetz got nimby’d

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Ohio doesn’t deserve Sheetz

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

RealityWarCriminal posted:

I've never made a post that wasnt 100% sincere

I commend your devotion, but I should tell you, being chaste isn't part of this religion, so uh.. you know you don't have to


nevermind

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://mobile.twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1642215693306277889?cxt=HHwWgsC9wZyeqcotAAAA

Do you think Maggie is double fisting chips in excitement over this indictment

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://mobile.twitter.com/katekelly/status/1642186335380205573

But Hunter Biden!

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Isentropy posted:

he literally just had to do the same boilerplate statement every other GOP person did

I think they were all trying to bait trump into going Waco at which point he could be easily abandoned

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Slumfrog posted:

it was

every stupid step of the way worse than the last and now we are here and it's just fuckin dumb as hell.

and tomorrow will be even dumber

:thanks:

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Sherbert Hoover posted:

how come fyad does goonmeets but cspam doesn't

lol

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
Teaching my kid about Hmong food today and listening to reggaeton.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKUX-clpa5Q

There was a period of a couple years when I had people who were into dancehall and could get the tips on good albums, alas.

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Salt Fish posted:

Make a holiday where nobody makes any jokes for 24 hours. Everything is super real, no sarcasm, no irony, no misrepresentation. Basically like Ramadan or Lent but for posting.

I do this every day because I'm not funny and too stupid to use irony etc.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.
I'm always very much real posting I have a very absurd life

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Trunnp

April fools! His name is actually spelled TRUMP!

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

*nods solemnly at user stinky wizzleteats*

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.
I don't even share much about it. Like a I threw up first thing this morning, that's pretty funny, my wife laughed. Just a bunch of allergy voms from all the mucus, but a completely absurd thing that, for me, is not uncommon.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

RealityWarCriminal posted:

I've never made a post that wasnt 100% sincere

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
April fool's is the day you add ".... NOT!" to every statement

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Sherbert Hoover posted:

tomorrow i will post prumt and i will mean it

good luck sherbet Hoover

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

I don't even share much about it. Like a I threw up first thing this morning, that's pretty funny, my wife laughed. Just a bunch of allergy voms from all the mucus, but a completely absurd thing that, for me, is not uncommon.

And to make matters worse you have a Monster energy drink logo on your breasts.

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Trump is going to win. You can do nothing but cower. Make Your Time.

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