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Diabetes you are not invited to my pizza party.
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No ma'am Ray ain't got diabetes No he ain't got no diabetes at all
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Apr 1, 2023 23:23
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I just got my first real cardio exercise in 4 months and can confirm that it cold sucks to run a mile
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JethroMcB posted:I...am...here... I forgot a go-to. "They said it couldn't be done" "Scientists are still trying to figure it out"
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Apr 2, 2023 00:39
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There is this new invention called making love that the main doctors are telling scientists about
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JethroMcB posted:I just got my first real cardio exercise in 4 months and can confirm that it cold sucks to run a mile
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Apr 2, 2023 03:04
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:No ma'am Ray ain't got diabetes POSTMASTER: FIND THIS MAN
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Apr 2, 2023 04:38
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Howard Beale posted:There is this new invention called making love that the main doctors are telling scientists about BRB getting hold of my MAD magazine collection....
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Safety Dance posted:I splurged on one of those new e-paper tablets and loaded all of the Achewood PDFs onto it, of course. I've been wondering about nabbing one of these. Which is it? ReMarkable? Or summats else?
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Apr 3, 2023 15:42
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Dunny posted:I've been wondering about nabbing one of these. Which is it? ReMarkable? Or summats else? Based on the pen it looks like a Remarkable 2. I love mine
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Apr 3, 2023 17:58
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Howard Beale posted:There is this new invention called making love that the main doctors are telling scientists about This is another joke I plagiarized IRL. My friend and his girlfriend taxied home drunk one night and were stuck outside of their own house for half the night. I used this exact line, except swapping "making love" for "spare key technology".
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Apr 5, 2023 14:31
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You know what it is? I let some scientists chop my dick off last night, my head is all over the place. (Anyone got a link to that one? Didn't come up on ohnorobot)
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Apr 5, 2023 16:39
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I quote "Perfect Friends." almost on the daily. It is horrible that we are still allowing the bald-faced lie that they are "Searching 100% of our comics".
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Apr 5, 2023 16:52
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SebAndSeb posted:You know what it is? I let some scientists chop my dick off last night, my head is all over the place.
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Apr 5, 2023 17:55
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Science can take that baby away for a fee
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Apr 5, 2023 20:25
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Youremother posted:I quote "Perfect Friends." almost on the daily. Thank you kindly. I wonder how that went down with the average GQ reader of the day? Edit: or is that part a joke...? I got no sense of what GQ is tbh SebAndSeb fucked around with this message at 07:56 on Apr 6, 2023 |
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Apr 6, 2023 07:53
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GQ stands for "Guy's Quarterly". This is because it is meant for Guy's.
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Apr 6, 2023 13:29
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mutantIke posted:GQ stands for "Guy's Quarterly". This is because if is meant for Guy's. If she is a down girl, she will read Guy's Quarterly.
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Apr 6, 2023 17:48
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Hello is that Cha... Chris... Ornstead? This is Guy Quarterly, I'd like to commission a piece for the August issue of my lifestyle periodical, Guy's Monthly.
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Apr 8, 2023 07:48
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PROKOFIEV, you gently caress smellers
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achewood characters what died of covid: cornelius bear, sponge bath, teodor, todd squirrel achewood characters what profited from the sale of bogus covid treatments: ray, pat, vlad achewood characters who benefited from not facing the outside world for a year: beef achewood characters driven mad by their spouse not leaving the house for a year: molly
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Apr 10, 2023 02:16
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Cornelius did NOT die of COVID. Cornelius drove Teodor crazy by being overly careful and quarantining until way after the vaccine roll-out
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Apr 10, 2023 02:28
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Teodor caught it but didn't die and now he's got Long COVID.
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Bongo Bill posted:Teodor caught it but didn't die and now he's got Long COVID. An excuse... And then two small dogs enter the house yard. He reaches in terror for the nearby heap of broken bricks...
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Apr 10, 2023 02:56
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As none of the main cast are human and indeed about half of them are non biological in nature none of them in fact have caught COVID Except Todd, somehow Todd has caught it 37 times, dying from about 15 of them
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Apr 10, 2023 03:28
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Yeah, I was going to say, Todd has died of COVID enough that he's finally starting to get the hang of those word problems in the Hell Friendly's
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I could easily see Ray on both the scam list and the “died of” list. Possibly not in that order.
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Apr 10, 2023 12:16
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If dying of cross-species Covid was like playing piano, Todd would be considered a bold and unpredictable new talent.
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Apr 10, 2023 14:18
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If Ray existed in real-life 2023, he would go on Joe Rogan.
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PantsOptional posted:I could easily see Ray on both the scam list and the “died of” list. Possibly not in that order. I think Beef would keep Ray on the good side of things, but unsure if Ray would get the shot - he ain't usually too mindful of good sense.
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Apr 10, 2023 14:57
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Philippe posted:If Ray existed in real-life 2023, he would go on Joe Rogan. It'd be Ray agreeing to go on Rogan because "hell, yeah, man! Fear Factor guy!" Then a week of strips of Beef and Teodor trying to tell him that Rogan's actually gone way off the good path and Ray refusing to listen, culminating in Ray on Rogan where the entire second half of the strip is just Ray making the "I shot Phillippe with Airwolf" face. 
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Apr 10, 2023 15:01
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Ray would be the one guy who made money off crypto, cos he met SBF and realised he should get out of all this nerd poo poo, because he pays attention
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Apr 10, 2023 15:06
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MikeCrotch posted:Ray would be the one guy who made money off crypto, cos he met SBF and realised he should get out of all this nerd poo poo, because he pays attention Ray spent a day learning about crypto, bought a bunch of one shitcoin, it immediately pumped to 100x what he paid, he sold it all the next day, and then spent the rest of the day forgetting all of the stuff he had learned.
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Apr 10, 2023 15:20
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Seriously! Can you imagine if a chick heard me talkin’ about Dogecoin? Her tits would fall off and roll under the couch! Her uterus would shut like an airlock!
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Apr 10, 2023 16:57
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I just started learning Italian longsword and the manual we use is by this 14th-century knight named Fiore and in all the illustrations in the book he has the "master" portrayed like this: and I can't help but think of this strip every time I see it 
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Apr 10, 2023 19:23
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Ray would have died of COVID because he has Hella diabetes
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Apr 10, 2023 20:34
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Ray would've accidentally made the cure for covid while trying to make way too fancy a cocktail
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Apr 10, 2023 20:51
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Pat would still be proudly posting about how he hasn't left his house in 3 years and uses bleach to wipe down every individual banana in his grocery deliveries. He calls in to radio shows to name & shame the garbage men he sees not wearing masks (Pat wears a mask when taking the trash to the curb)
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Apr 10, 2023 21:01
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Pham Nuwen posted:Pat would still be proudly posting about how he hasn't left his house in 3 years and uses bleach to wipe down every individual banana in his grocery deliveries. He calls in to radio shows to name & shame the garbage men he sees not wearing masks (Pat wears a mask when taking the trash to the curb) I know at least two Pats.
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disaster pastor posted:It'd be Ray agreeing to go on Rogan because "hell, yeah, man! Fear Factor guy!" Then a week of strips of Beef and Teodor trying to tell him that Rogan's actually gone way off the good path and Ray refusing to listen, culminating in Ray on Rogan where the entire second half of the strip is just Ray making the "I shot Phillippe with Airwolf" face. Dear ROAST BEEF, I am sorry that I WENT ON JOE ROGAN AND LISTENED TO HIM SAY SLURS ABOUT THE GUYS ACROSS THE STREET FOR AN HOUR. It was my fault. I never meant for it to happen. I never dreamed it could. I am also sorry that DON'T PUT MONEY IN THAT DOG CURRENCY HE ADVERTISED and that THAT 10-MINUTE CALL-IN TODD MADE WAS HILARIOUS THOUGH for a little while. I hope you feel the same way. I mean this. I mean every word. RAY!
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