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fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
New Dunkey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BqgeI1YsZc

lol dunkey art house movie fan coming out strong in this one

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Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007
I appreciate that he just does whatever the hell he wants

transcending the algorithm

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe

Skippy McPants posted:

COVID caused some insane time dilation. While inside it, we were all bored senseless because we couldn't do anything but coming out the other side it seems like the last three years barely happened because we didn't do anything.

I can't believe I'm 30 this year. COVID stole my life away.

bird.
Jun 20, 2010

Pigbuster posted:

pannenkoek with his first commentated video since the famous Watch Out For Rolling Rocks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYDmBdUalgo

The return of the king

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Oxxidation posted:

I appreciate that he just does whatever the hell he wants

transcending the algorithm

It's why I genuinely enjoy Dunkey's stuff: he's just vibing.

Ariong posted:

Wow, he sounds really different! Crazy how people can change in just

s... seven... years? :stare:

:ohno:

Kaiser Mazoku
Mar 24, 2011

Didn't you see it!? Couldn't you see my "spirit"!?

Pigbuster posted:

pannenkoek with his first commentated video since the famous Watch Out For Rolling Rocks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYDmBdUalgo

By sheer chance I happened to catch this right as it premiered while browsing my Youtube subs.

Pigbuster
Sep 12, 2010

Fun Shoe
Someone installed OBS on a Walmart demo computer and its been running a stream all night

https://twitch.tv/walmart00012

I've never seen a stream that feels so sinister yet also so mundane

Pigbuster fucked around with this message at 10:54 on Apr 3, 2023

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

Pigbuster posted:

Someone installed OBS on a Walmart demo computer and its been running a stream all night

https://twitch.tv/walmart00012

I've never seen a stream that feels so sinister yet also so mundane

Its been banned.

Farg
Nov 19, 2013

Skippy McPants posted:

COVID caused some insane time dilation. While inside it, we were all bored senseless because we couldn't do anything but coming out the other side it seems like the last three years barely happened because we didn't do anything.

I did lots of stuff personally. New hobbies, travel, lots of new friends

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

IShallRiseAgain posted:

Its been banned.

probably for the best. it was basically a public keylogger. god forbid someone decided to enter sensitive information.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwE1fZmIkss

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1642971019848855552

Quite the metaphor. I'm not sure why this discourse started up again online but I'm always here for Jenny takes

Garrand fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Apr 3, 2023

Twincityhacker
Feb 18, 2011

Like there are plenty of reasons to dislike The Last Jedi ( of the not racist or sexist variety ) but that scene isn't one of them.

It would have been nice for someone new to the Resisrance saying "why did we not do this for Star Killer???" and being told "because it was too big and even if all the ships did a run it wouldn't have destroyed it" but that would have needed to acknowlege that The Force Awakens existed outside of just Luke and Rey's scenes.

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem
Star Wars spaceship battles are so clearly World War II in space (dogfights, battleships, human crews running around the deck) that asking questions like "why don't they just make drones that can launch hyperspace nukes without requiring suicide bombers" is a dangerous path because then you'll quickly make it not Star Wars

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

mycot posted:

Star Wars spaceship battles are so clearly World War II in space (dogfights, battleships, human crews running around the deck) that asking questions like "why don't they just make drones that can launch hyperspace nukes without requiring suicide bombers" is a dangerous path because then you'll quickly make it not Star Wars

Someone could easily say some scifi mumbo jumbo about how you have to have a big ship with a big enough hyper drive to do real damage so whatever. I think it still fits into a WW2-esque analogue because it's like asking why the big battle ships don't just ram into the aircraft carriers to sink them every time?

Parakeet vs. Phone
Nov 6, 2009
I think it just started because she wanted to comment on somebody saying it was the best scene of the new trilogy regardless of what you thought of any of the movies. I'd agree. When it happened you could hear a pin drop in the theater, just really striking. I know at least one other goon had that experience. And yeah, she was just joining in to point out that even in canon of The Last Jedi there were hints and explanations that made it make "enough" sense as a one-off thing anyway, so nerds being nerds about it is annoying.

Star Wars combat and most Sci-Fi combat is locked into air or navy rules and unless you're ready to commit to full on sci-fi it's best to take it as it is. I remember some random interactive novel/CYOA game that made the rounds a few years back did a big thing about "semi-realistic" space combat. Where it was 2 ships doing a bunch of tiny maneuvers at vast distances while traveling at near the speed of light with "combat" only lasting for about 3 seconds as they slow down and pass one another and the computers handled all the actual aiming based on firing solutions they spent hours plugging in. Which wouldn't be fun to actually watch, even though it was okay to read.

There's some old literature joke about how a big question of Hamlet is why he didn't just kill his uncle when he thought about it at the first big dinner scene. Was it cowardice? Uncertainty? A symbolic argument about impotence metaphorically? Literally? Or, you know...it was the first act and it wouldn't be much of a play if he did it then :).

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
Why didn't they just use the giant eagles to fly the ring to Mt doom

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Surface-to-Air missile coverage

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Danaru posted:

Surface-to-Air missile coverage

SAM sites, disguised as Poh-Tay-Toes

Arbite
Nov 4, 2009





Nuns with Guns posted:

Someone could easily say some scifi mumbo jumbo about how you have to have a big ship with a big enough hyper drive to do real damage so whatever. I think it still fits into a WW2-esque analogue because it's like asking why the big battle ships don't just ram into the aircraft carriers to sink them every time?

All it needed an overdub of someone yelling from offscreen "The interdiction field is down."

Then they would have... well not shut up obviously but focused on something else.

Parakeet vs. Phone
Nov 6, 2009

Arbite posted:

All it needed an overdub of someone yelling from offscreen "The interdiction field is down."

Then they would have... well not shut up obviously but focused on something else.

This did just make me remember that they used Rogue One to pointlessly retcon the Death Star exhaust port as an intentional glowing weak point, because I was going to make a joke about it. Same thing where it's taking the idea of "hit the powder keg/ammo dump" from old naval combat and applying it to a giant spaceship.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Remember when they took the droid who advocated for droid independence and rights and made her a spaceship.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Ghostlight posted:

Remember when they took the droid who advocated for droid independence and rights and made her a spaceship.

Go woke get made into a navicomputer AI. :smuggo:

Clerical Terrors
Apr 24, 2016

I'm so tired, I'm so very tired

Skippy McPants posted:

COVID caused some insane time dilation. While inside it, we were all bored senseless because we couldn't do anything but coming out the other side it seems like the last three years barely happened because we didn't do anything.

It's not just COVID. We are getting old, time goes by faster if you don't have the energy to do as many things as you used to in a day anymore.

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

Good thing I suffer from depression so I never had that energy in the first place.

Fil5000
Jun 23, 2003

HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS

Parakeet vs. Phone posted:


Star Wars combat and most Sci-Fi combat is locked into air or navy rules and unless you're ready to commit to full on sci-fi it's best to take it as it is. I remember some random interactive novel/CYOA game that made the rounds a few years back did a big thing about "semi-realistic" space combat. Where it was 2 ships doing a bunch of tiny maneuvers at vast distances while traveling at near the speed of light with "combat" only lasting for about 3 seconds as they slow down and pass one another and the computers handled all the actual aiming based on firing solutions they spent hours plugging in. Which wouldn't be fun to actually watch, even though it was okay to read.



Elite 2: Frontier (or whichever way around the colon went) had this sort of combat because it had in-system travel at semi realistic speeds with ships having to speed up and slow down at reasonable speeds (I think the fastest ones could accelerate at like 30G, with the big freighters being more like 5/6G). This was coupled with a time acceleration feature so you didn't get utterly bored spending literal days or weeks driving from the jump point to the nearest station.

Combat consisted of you getting an alert that there was an enemy incoming, turning the autopilot off to point your nose at them, waiting for them to get into range and firing for like two seconds before they then shot off into your rear view and turned around to start firing their engines to try and turn around to catch up with you again. It meant combat was extremely brief and also boring as hell. In fact if you had a ship with turrets you could pause the game, line up the turret, hold down the fire button and unpause to get guaranteed hits. No I don't know why the turrets were allowed to move and fire while paused.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Fil5000 posted:

Elite 2: Frontier (or whichever way around the colon went) had this sort of combat because it had in-system travel at semi realistic speeds with ships having to speed up and slow down at reasonable speeds (I think the fastest ones could accelerate at like 30G, with the big freighters being more like 5/6G). This was coupled with a time acceleration feature so you didn't get utterly bored spending literal days or weeks driving from the jump point to the nearest station.

Combat consisted of you getting an alert that there was an enemy incoming, turning the autopilot off to point your nose at them, waiting for them to get into range and firing for like two seconds before they then shot off into your rear view and turned around to start firing their engines to try and turn around to catch up with you again. It meant combat was extremely brief and also boring as hell. In fact if you had a ship with turrets you could pause the game, line up the turret, hold down the fire button and unpause to get guaranteed hits. No I don't know why the turrets were allowed to move and fire while paused.

Allow me to blow your mind:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UMIbdN0UFE

You are supposed to turn off your engines in combat.

SimonChris fucked around with this message at 09:11 on Apr 4, 2023

Fil5000
Jun 23, 2003

HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS

SimonChris posted:

Allow me to blow your mind:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UMIbdN0UFE

You are supposed to turn off your engines in combat.

... Huh.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Fairly timely since April Fools Day just passed and that's 'Haha, what if we made a visual novel version of our game as a joke' gaming prime time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVjd0Xa-feE

And something that counts as actual news if podcast clips are dumb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZTdh-sKd5s

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/pc2000s/status/1642529654362783744

Never heard of this channel before, but I think I am going to listen to some of these videos for work.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

of all the reasons to get mad about the star wars sequels 'scientific consistency' is 100% not one of them

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



getting mad at arthurian legend set in space is probably not the best idea

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Clerical Terrors posted:

It's not just COVID. We are getting old, time goes by faster if you don't have the energy to do as many things as you used to in a day anymore.

Oh, know it. My 30s have whipped passed much quicker than my 20s, but the double hit of Trump and COVID was a serious force multiplier.

BlankSystemDaemon posted:

getting mad at arthurian legend set in space is probably not the best idea

Honestly kinda glad I haven't seen most of the Star Wars movies. The conversation around them always seems like the worst loving thing.

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



SimonChris posted:

Allow me to blow your mind:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UMIbdN0UFE

You are supposed to turn off your engines in combat.
Nothing's really changed in ED:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_UIuRyPWYU

Skippy McPants posted:

Honestly kinda glad I haven't seen most of the Star Wars movies. The conversation around them always seems like the worst loving thing.
I can't remember the last one I watched either, and I think I'm all the better for it.

George Lucas stole plenty from Frank Herbert, and he couldn't even manage to steal the good parts about the Great Men myth or about how scarcity of an essential substance gives whoever controls that essential substance too much power.

BlankSystemDaemon fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Apr 4, 2023

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



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BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."
Saw the thumbnail and about the first five seconds, then paused to come here and post:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=podnqudWR0o

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.

Fil5000 posted:

Elite 2: Frontier (or whichever way around the colon went) had this sort of combat because it had in-system travel at semi realistic speeds with ships having to speed up and slow down at reasonable speeds (I think the fastest ones could accelerate at like 30G, with the big freighters being more like 5/6G). This was coupled with a time acceleration feature so you didn't get utterly bored spending literal days or weeks driving from the jump point to the nearest station.

Combat consisted of you getting an alert that there was an enemy incoming, turning the autopilot off to point your nose at them, waiting for them to get into range and firing for like two seconds before they then shot off into your rear view and turned around to start firing their engines to try and turn around to catch up with you again. It meant combat was extremely brief and also boring as hell. In fact if you had a ship with turrets you could pause the game, line up the turret, hold down the fire button and unpause to get guaranteed hits. No I don't know why the turrets were allowed to move and fire while paused.

god the elite series owned so hard

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

SimonChris posted:

https://twitter.com/pc2000s/status/1642529654362783744

Never heard of this channel before, but I think I am going to listen to some of these videos for work.

Looks like it just started 3 days ago. Sending this to a ton of my friends, thank you very much.

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

Arivia posted:

Looks like it just started 3 days ago. Sending this to a ton of my friends, thank you very much.

There is a similar channel with more content https://www.youtube.com/@BrentDP1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsVGBR1BqO8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcL1NU7wnag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEIva1emLdI

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LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?

SimonChris posted:

Allow me to blow your mind:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UMIbdN0UFE

You are supposed to turn off your engines in combat.

gently caress, this is going to get me to reinstall Elite Dangerous

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