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Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

Dreylad posted:

LBJ also picked up canadian prime minister lester pearson by the collar and shook him yelling "You pissed on my rug!" when the latter had given an anti-vietnam speech in washington earlier that day

dudes rock

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Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Kitfox88 posted:

kids love helicopters right

Samuel Glompers
Nov 26, 2020

Futanari Damacy posted:

That was 100% LBJ. Ike would never do such a thing

I looked it up and you're right! Kinda disappointing tbh, I really wanted ike to have that wild streak in him :kiddo:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Kitfox88 posted:

kids love helicopters right

Of course they do Mr Landis

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

Laterite posted:

dudes rock

LBJ will forever be the dudes rock president
https://youtu.be/S3GT9UN7nDo

KORNOLOGY
Aug 9, 2006
LBJ had a small dick, and was obese, and was unfortunately from Texas.

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
if his dick was small why was it called jumbo? idiot

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1128529245?s=46&t=mzWS2vgSInnU9jlt8C3n_Q

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

Cuttlefush posted:

if his dick was small why was it called jumbo? idiot

listen to the audio

jumbo balls

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Lol

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

War and Pieces posted:

listen to the audio

jumbo balls

no his dick was literally named jumbo

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006

Milo and POTUS posted:

Of course they do Mr Landis

lmao

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
Not so much funny but surreal, but the day Trump won I looked up a rendition of a presidents song with his name in it, just for the "it's actually happening" vibes. I think this one was the first upload:
https://youtu.be/gGvXWamwmck

Bush 43 lyrics were more gross

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Cuttlefush posted:

if his dick was small why was it called jumbo? idiot

it’s like a big dude named tiny

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

christmas boots posted:

it’s like a big dude named tiny

rip tiny lister

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Spergin Morlock posted:

rip tiny lister

The only president I respect

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
the Very Special Episode of United States of Al after the Taliban won

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

john john chevrolet

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Dee Dee Megadoodoo

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Cuttlefush posted:

if his dick was small why was it called jumbo? idiot

why are there so many elephants named tiny

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
“No!” boomed Big Brother. “It was small! Welcome to Tiny Train World, Winston. Enjoy not being able to catch a train on account of their being too small, you idiot!”

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Is Robert webb on cameo because I have an idea

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Kitfox88 posted:

“No!” boomed Big Brother. “It was small! Welcome to Tiny Train World, Winston. Enjoy not being able to catch a train on account of their being too small, you idiot!”

this one is still so baffling lol

Clowner
Dec 13, 2006

Further in

Animal Friend posted:

this one is still so baffling lol

Recently listened to 1984 on YouTube and this part cracked me up

Imagine cracking up listening to 1984. Whoever wrote that bit, I owe them a drink.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
please clap

Chronicles
Oct 24, 2013

Welcome to Tiny Train World

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df7jOd6HcIY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

guidoanselmi has issued a correction as of 03:28 on Apr 3, 2023

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Private Cumshoe posted:

Dee Dee Megadoodoo

Now now let's not politicize a good two-dimensional (because she was flattened by a poo poo truck) cop.

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Kate McKinnon cold open as Hillary playing Hallelujah on the piano after Trump won

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
SNL is so bad lol.

I did like the larry david as bernie skit though, a premise not even they could gently caress up

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Now now let's not politicize a good two-dimensional (because she was flattened by a poo poo truck) cop.

A poo poo truck being driven by a dude who was watching porn while driving a giant vehicle.

Pulcinella
Feb 15, 2019
The Gorbachev Pizza Hut commercial.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikhail_Gorbachev_Pizza_Hut_commercial

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

One More Fat Nerd posted:

A poo poo truck being driven by a dude who was watching porn while driving a giant vehicle.

Goes without saying, I thought.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

there was a british prime minister named boner law

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
That list is a stand-in for our priorities in which they are to be handled, inverse to importance. The future looked back, and wept

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

quote:

Gorbachev agreed under the conditions that he could give his final approval over the script. He would also not eat pizza, which disappointed Pizza Hut. O'Neill Bistrian suggested that a member of Gorbachev's family would eat the pizza slice, which ended up being his granddaughter.[2]
"I will sell out but I will not eat the pizza"

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
Kind of a random thought but if Michael Landon was still alive, he'd be the biggest chud you ever saw

Fish of hemp
Apr 1, 2011

A friendly little mouse!

DACK FAYDEN posted:

"I will sell out but I will not eat the pizza"

Man's gotta eat something.

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Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

DACK FAYDEN posted:

"I will sell out but I will not eat the pizza"

7 million deaths for a pizza he didn't even eat

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