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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated?
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desantis 128 29.91%
rubio 33 7.71%
haley 57 13.32%
goku 210 49.07%
Total: 358 votes
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Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

“what, I can’t wet my beak too?”

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mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.

lmao

hannity: no but you wouldn’t do something like that!
trump: yes I would and I have every right to
hannity: uhhhh moving on

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


That's a pretty good way of describing it.

Isentropy
Dec 12, 2010

AxGrap posted:

I've never had it before!


Ghanaian CONFIRMED

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



petit choux posted:

Are these bozos trying to get free work out of you

it feels like it because i believe my portfolio + a whiteboard and discussion panel should get me most of the way there

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

Salt Fish posted:

As I got deeper and deeper into computer touching the interviews got longer and longer until they were full days but I never heard of homework generating actual work for someone. I always work for MEGA CORPS though like 50,00 employees+

Not quite the same thing but reminds me of the time a temp agency sent me to an interview where they sat me down at a terminal and asked me to write some lines in god knows what language, and I just sat there completely befuddled until they're like, OK thanks for coming in.

I'm not sure why they had the impression I knew how to code.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



everyone in this thread noticed that the FBI came to get their papers back after the saudis visited, it's pretty clear he was selling / showing poo poo while LIV was in town.

lol nothing matters

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Isentropy posted:

Ghanaian CONFIRMED

Lol I'm white as poo poo. My last name is a misspelling of a Norwegian name, and also just happens to be a common enough west African name. I went to a Dr for the first time once and he was African and came in the door, left, and I guess spent a few minutes talking to staff to confirm he went to the right room cause he was expecting a black Ghanaian dude lol.

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

this event is... going to be one to watch according to my locals (there's supposedly going to involve bottles of urine)

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


AxGrap posted:

Lol I'm white as poo poo. My last name is a misspelling of a Norwegian name, and also just happens to be a common enough west African name. I went to a Dr for the first time once and he was African and came in the door, left, and I guess spent a few minutes talking to staff to confirm he went to the right room cause he was expecting a black Ghanaian dude lol.

doing whiteface. smdh

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
I was cardiac arrested for a perfect phone call!!!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

release the raid tapes coward

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

sinnesloeschen posted:

this event is... going to be one to watch according to my locals (there's supposedly going to involve bottles of urine)

Nice

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


he’s so close !

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

In a 6-3 decision, the supreme court affirms that the president does, indeed, have "the right to take stuff."

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


lol that the former president of the United States is just outright saying that he took state secrets so he could sell them and make some money and the state's still too cowardly to do what needs to be done.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Just transitioning smoothly from "he did nothing wrong" to "the president has carte blanche to do crimes"

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

lol that the former president of the United States is just outright saying that he took state secrets so he could sell them and make some money and the state's still too cowardly to do what needs to be done.

He's not black, irish, or smart enough to incriminate them so the CIA doesn't care enough to get involved

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

lol that the former president of the United States is just outright saying that he took state secrets so he could sell them and make some money and the state's still too cowardly to do what needs to be done.

memoirs

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

mexi posted:

lmao

hannity: no but you wouldn’t do something like that!
trump: yes I would and I have every right to
hannity: uhhhh moving on

lol

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Trumpy did the equivalent of stealing toner from the office right before you get laid off so you can put it on Craigslist.

he's so low class lol

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Trumpy did the equivalent of stealing toner from the office right before you get laid off so you can put it on Craigslist.

he's so low class lol

the most american man to ever live

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1642915270321635328

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I totally forgot he stole documents too

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 360 days!
60 minutes used to be like the only show left on tv that you could point at and reasonably assume they do good journalism

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

stealing TS documents alone would get you put into prison

ransoming them back to the government would be forever jail for a normie

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Filthy Hans posted:

where's Pooky when you need him


kidding! you never need Pooky

😡

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


had a very vivid and very bizarre dream. I was at a living history resort?? town themed around the 18th century except all the resort facilities (casino, restaurants, hotels etc) were underground in like an 8 story deep complex with multiple levels, with the living history poo poo on the surface.

while there, everyone learned that the second coming of jesus has happened and he was coming to the resort. This was apparently a very scary bad thing in this dream universe and everyone was pissing and making GBS threads (metaphorically) their pants in fear.

I found an elevator to get to the resort levels, and warned everyone. we can hide underground from jesus! the secret to making the elevator work was how you pressed the buttons (there was a 0, a 1, and a 2). To make the elevator go down you press 0 then 2. Somehow I knew that jesus would not be able to figure out the riddle of the elevator. Everyone went underground and was partying it up, but I knew better. I had to get further away from jesus to be safe. So I went to the deepest level of subbasement there was; a creepy sewer-like unlit tunnel at the lowest point the elevator would go. I went through the tunnel using my phone as a dim light. In any other dream there'd be an obvious jumpscare here where jesus would appear and get you or whatever and you'd wake up, but I simply woke up feeling safe, like I "won" the dream

i dunno how to interpret this dream. very weird and left me with the strangest feeling. anyway thats all i have, maybe im a satanist now idk

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


this thread is closing when trump is arrested

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

trump is going to get convicted of like 100 felonies . everyone will realize he’s a loser. the right will move on

they will never say I was right :(

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Ben Nerevarine posted:

try the Easy D


Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Salvor_Hardin posted:

Vince McPrice

Incredible.

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Just transitioning smoothly from "he did nothing wrong" to "the president has carte blanche to do crimes"

Lol yeah

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Justin Tyme posted:

had a very vivid and very bizarre dream. I was at a living history resort?? town themed around the 18th century except all the resort facilities (casino, restaurants, hotels etc) were underground in like an 8 story deep complex with multiple levels, with the living history poo poo on the surface.

while there, everyone learned that the second coming of jesus has happened and he was coming to the resort. This was apparently a very scary bad thing in this dream universe and everyone was pissing and making GBS threads (metaphorically) their pants in fear.

I found an elevator to get to the resort levels, and warned everyone. we can hide underground from jesus! the secret to making the elevator work was how you pressed the buttons (there was a 0, a 1, and a 2). To make the elevator go down you press 0 then 2. Somehow I knew that jesus would not be able to figure out the riddle of the elevator. Everyone went underground and was partying it up, but I knew better. I had to get further away from jesus to be safe. So I went to the deepest level of subbasement there was; a creepy sewer-like unlit tunnel at the lowest point the elevator would go. I went through the tunnel using my phone as a dim light. In any other dream there'd be an obvious jumpscare here where jesus would appear and get you or whatever and you'd wake up, but I simply woke up feeling safe, like I "won" the dream

i dunno how to interpret this dream. very weird and left me with the strangest feeling. anyway thats all i have, maybe im a satanist now idk

i had a dream that i was a priest and my fingers were painted in molten gold

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


no freedom for trump no freedom for cspam

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


euphronius posted:

trump is going to get convicted of like 100 felonies . everyone will realize he’s a loser. the right will move on

they will never say I was right :(

neither will i

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
sunlight is the best disinfectant, i say as vultures rip my flesh in the desert of america

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
jumping forward A MILLION PAGES to say




A MAN CHOOSES

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


San Diego or south dakota?

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


The Supreme Court rules that presidents are immune to prosecution for life, every two bit racketeer in America runs for a shot to get that sweet lifetime immunity

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