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Guavanaut posted:I thought it was a piece of piss to cross the channel anyway, you can just buy a blow up boat from the seaside shop and the French just wave everyone through without papers. Why would anyone queue at a port? Unless it's about Are Maddie or Princess Di, I wouldn't trust a word the Express prints.
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In happier non UK related news, I made a US transphobic grifter oval office, currently on tour in Canada, screenshot two of my tweets where I mocked him being punched by a trans person the other day. They are claiming that the policewoman who was smiling after the assault is one of the accounts that liked the tweets. https://twitter.com/BillboardChris/status/1642637828176875520 He then blocked me I really needed a  boost like that, as ngl, the UK's massive spiral into 1933's Germany is really loving up my mental health at the moment.
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1965917 posted:Concentration camp Kieth goes onto emphasis that it would only be temporary. Koncentration Kamp Keith.
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fuctifino posted:In happier non UK related news, I made a US transphobic grifter oval office, currently on tour in Canada, screenshot two of my tweets where I mocked him being punched by a trans person the other day. They are claiming that the policewoman who was smiling after the assault is one of the accounts that liked the tweets. Oh there's footage of him taking it on the chin? I know it's a little off topic but given Nazi Parker keeps popping around the world to be a piece of poo poo I'd like to see our beaver bothering cousins making a TERF sad.
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Tesseraction posted:Oh there's footage of him taking it on the chin? I know it's a little off topic but given Nazi Parker keeps popping around the world to be a piece of poo poo I'd like to see our beaver bothering cousins making a TERF sad. He went for their throat first. https://twitter.com/BillboardChris/status/1642024373484912642 https://twitter.com/BillboardChris/status/1641967073881620480
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It's a little premature, maybe, but I might be willing to reappraise my "all coppers are bastards" stance by a small amount.
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Jedit posted:It's a little premature, maybe, but I might be willing to reappraise my "all coppers are bastards" stance by a small amount. The enemy of your enemy is still the enemy. Or something. Police are bastards. Never forget that.
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That "second angle" was important because in that one you can see him put his hand on her first, hence why the coppers didn't arrest her. Lightning reflexes from her, though.
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He's so loving bad at this... https://twitter.com/LBC/status/1642809871710945280 Meanwhile in nepo world https://twitter.com/CeilNoyle/status/1642813178345054211 fuctifino fucked around with this message at 13:27 on Apr 3, 2023 |
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Jedit posted:Every time I see Starmer in a photo he's staring away from everyone with that stupid smirk on his face. He's just a doll pretending to be human. 
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fuctifino posted:He went for their throat first. Hang on, this first angle looks like I was attacked first. Better post the second one where I clearly grab her first!
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https://twitter.com/NEUnion/status/1642801142328446978https://www.theguardian.com/education/2023/apr/03/schools-in-england-brace-for-more-strikes-as-neu-rejects-pay-offer posted:NEU members voted by 98% not to accept the offer of a £1,000 one-off payment and a 4.3% pay rise for most teachers from September, triggering two further days of strikes in England on Thursday 27 April and Tuesday 2 May.
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Red Oktober posted:Hang on, this first angle looks like I was attacked first. Better post the second one where I clearly grab her first! I WAS CLEARLY PROVOKED INTO GIVING HER REASONABLE GROUNDS TO DEFEND HERSELF!
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Ugh.. To the surprise of nobody, Keith's also doubling down on the grooming gang dog whistling https://twitter.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1642893125185159169 e: he did mention that the majority are not ethnic minorities a few mins in, but that should have been the main point imo https://twitter.com/jrc1921/status/1642810189102428161 fuctifino fucked around with this message at 15:30 on Apr 3, 2023 |
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RT as a reply to all Starmer posts https://twitter.com/SamuelLJackson/status/1642765426063966210
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Kief's just on everyone's side, particularly yours, current spectator
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If your parent has a Wikipedia article and your name appears as a link, that counts as ID. Edit: this person, for example https://www.theguardian.com/food/2023/apr/03/henry-dimbleby-recipes-for-healthy-family-friendly-fast-food domhal fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Apr 3, 2023 |
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Starmer is so warm to people. what a pathetic oval office
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I’m voting for Starmer, because when the Tories say I can’t have fair pay, housing, or medicine, I want somebody on my side who’ll say “they’re right, unfortunately”
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my birthday is 12th and ol' puddin' brain joe is visiting here that day do yous think if i write a letter he'll give me a bounce on his knee??????
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crispix posted:my birthday is 12th and ol' puddin' brain joe is visiting here that day Tell him you're his long lost buddy Corn Pop
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Tell him he can sniff your leg hairs. e: Not too high though, calf height maximum
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keep punching joe posted:Nah he's a standard Labour Party MP. His main job is to prevent that blip from ever happening again, besides that he can just do whatever as long as he doesn't start giving people ideas that they have a right to anything besides soul-grinding misery
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There really is no democracy in this country is there? You either have a blue set of cunts or a red set of cunts.
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Anyone else watched RRR on Netflix? I found it to be an excellent antidote to how glum everything is at the moment. Never really watched any Indian cinema but I’m now absolutely going to be watching more - if you need a funny, bombastic, epic to brighten your evening, watch immediately.
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Jakabite posted:Anyone else watched RRR on Netflix? I found it to be an excellent antidote to how glum everything is at the moment. Never really watched any Indian cinema but I’m now absolutely going to be watching more - if you need a funny, bombastic, epic to brighten your evening, watch immediately. 
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Jakabite posted:Anyone else watched RRR on Netflix? I found it to be an excellent antidote to how glum everything is at the moment. Never really watched any Indian cinema but I’m now absolutely going to be watching more - if you need a funny, bombastic, epic to brighten your evening, watch immediately. Check out the Baahubali films from the same director for more historical madness https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR48a1kLx0w
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Noxville posted:Check out the Baahubali films from the same director for more historical madness That's my plan for the evening after Succession!
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https://twitter.com/Keir_Starmer/status/1642960492204269582 https://twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1642922067321401350 
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Lord Bob posted:RRR lets you really savour a lot of British people getting absolutely fuckin wrecked, it's so much fun. It is not shy about its opinion about colonialism, the last shot of the movie is so unsubtle and perfect. This. Also. Nacho nacho nacho nacho!
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I think I said in one of the movie threads that RRR hates the demon British even more than Michael Collins, which makes it excellent. It's like a homoerotic buddy moviie of the bond between 2 Michael Collinses. I find myself crying "Bheeeem!" sometimes
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Failed Imagineer posted:I think I said in one of the movie threads that RRR hates the demon British even more than Michael Collins, which makes it excellent. It's like a homoerotic buddy moviie of the bond between 2 Michael Collinses. Was watching the IP Man series over the weekend, and they do the same portraying the US, British, and Japanese as mustache twirling baby eating constantly sneering baddies.
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