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 I mean it's clearly Voldemort. Motherfucker ain't got no nose!
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Apr 4, 2023 02:11
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Apr 4, 2023 02:11
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Somehow, Palpatine has returned
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All joking aside, it’s almost impressive how they went from a terrible and uninteresting plot to something that held my interest, then managed to immediately nosedive into something I can barely pretend to care about again in the span of.. three? four? episodes..
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some kinda jackal posted:All joking aside, it’s almost impressive how they went from a terrible and uninteresting plot to something that held my interest, then managed to immediately nosedive into something I can barely pretend to care about again in the span of.. three? four? episodes.. I dunno. If nothing else, this show is bizarrely consistent in taking potentially interesting premises and doing everything it can to squander them in the most simultaneously asinine and somehow still exceedingly bland ways.
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skasion posted:Somehow, Palpatine has returned Best season ever.
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HD DAD posted:Man, at least we know it’s going to be entertainingly dumb. That’s all I’m asking for at this point. The show hasn't been entertaining in it's dumbness though, and I don't know if they get credit for folks making entertainment out of the boring trash they watched while waiting for the next serving of Terryturds.
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Apr 4, 2023 02:29
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It's not actally turds it's just uncooked, damp cream of wheat and you think there's some a legoman and dinosaur egg and dead sea scroll but then you poke at it with the spoon and it's just some sort of cream of wheat illusion that falls back into the rest once observed.
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Apr 4, 2023 02:32
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Getting my bad guesses in Pulaski Mirror universe Spock Tasha Yar Dr Soran Zephram Cochrane Gul Dukat Boothby
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Apr 4, 2023 02:36
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Seriously though it's either Vash or Tom Hardy
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Apr 4, 2023 02:38
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Was I meant to think that Vadic's crew were the clicky aliens from the Riker sex table episode?
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Apr 4, 2023 02:39
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They just use bird mech suits instead of the pot™. I'm mostly joking, but that probably why they're not in people form. NuFounders are still new at the evolved form, so I wouldn't doubt they need more down time.
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Duckula posted:Getting my bad guesses in Kivas Fajo finally made parole.
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Apr 4, 2023 02:43
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Please tell me why the gently caress is a reunion show for the Next Generation dealing with the aftermath of the War with the Dominion? Yes we know the characters served in the war but, Warf aside, they don't have any connection to that conflict; this is like Sisko coming back to save the Federation from an invasion Species 8472. Edit: Also the changeling being angry about the Federation using a virus to kill the Founders is a bit rich since Dominion's policy toward solids is either kill it or enslave it, and they where ones who fired the first shot in the war; hell the Dominion has its own history of biological warfare. This like Nazi complaining about bombing of Dresden. side_burned fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Apr 4, 2023 |
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Apr 4, 2023 02:45
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side_burned posted:Please tell me why the gently caress is a reunion show for the Next Generation dealing with the aftermath of the War with the Dominion? Yes we know the characters served in the war but Warf they don't have any connection to that conflict; this is like Sisko coming back to save the Federation from an invasion Species 8472. Most of them were draft dodgers, making out with GILFs instead. Worf is really the only cast member that fought in the wars. I could be wrong, but I remember the Enterprise being stationed far away from the frontlines.
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Who’s got time for the Dominion when there’s so many more ancient libraries in comets to unearth?
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TulliusCicero posted:I still have no idea where Jack Crusher fits or what the Professor X powers are though, that poo poo is even more stupid. There's two people in TNG who have the ability to do what Jack is doing. One is Troi, and despite her current pending status in the plot I doubt she factors into it anyhow. The other is Guinan, which is at least a wee bit more possible, especially since Time's Arrow is completely hosed up by season 2.
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Apr 4, 2023 03:04
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Why did it hands to be face
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Facebook Aunt posted:She did have an offhand comment 
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They're going to Egon Spengler Renee and it will be Odo
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Well, at least some elements of DS9 will be spared from showing up in this trainwreck https://twitter.com/terrymatalas/status/1643046661030305792?s=46&t=YmjbBrojG4pLckZLh1rUDA
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CaptainSkinny posted:Have we all forgotten? It's going to be Giant Spock.
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Apr 4, 2023 04:12
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everyone who had guarded optimism about this season of star trek picard is insanely stupid
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Guarded optimism is a personal problem really but the people who saw screeners and were saying it was good this time I just don't get the point of a prank like that. I'm also pretty sure it's illegal to lie online, they're recording everything.
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Apr 4, 2023 04:30
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Big Mean Jerk posted:Well, at least some elements of DS9 will be spared from showing up in this trainwreck Avery Brooks most likely told him in no uncertain terms to gently caress off.
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Apr 4, 2023 04:32
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Timby posted:I am triple-sworn to secrecy but ... you will. Oh my god, it's the Romulan housekeeper's husband who died offscreen between the first and second seasons!
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Apr 4, 2023 04:48
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Bloody Pom posted:Avery Brooks most likely told him in no uncertain terms to gently caress off. I'm assuming Kate Mulgrew as well given that he retweeted something from February saying that Janeway not going to be showing up this season either.
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Apr 4, 2023 04:56
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Organic Lube User posted:Was I meant to think that Vadic's crew were the clicky aliens from the Riker sex table episode? I'm 100% waiting for a scene where all the birdpersons take off their masks to the  shocking reveal that they all look like Picard.
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Apr 4, 2023 05:01
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It's gonna be Buck Bokai, pissed that his only friend in the 24th century, Ben Sisko, wasn't honored with baseball becoming popular again. That's why there are 9 changelings plus one for the designated hitter.
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They’re birds because the ship they’re from is named after a bird.
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That DICK! posted:They’re birds because the ship they’re from is named after a bird. Or because that costume was on sale at Spooky's Halloween Supply. But seriously, they're lovely bird things because that way you don't have to pay extras much, you don't even have to keep the same ones around from day to day. That's also why they have clicky voices. I think half the decisions made on this show are because of budget poo poo.
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Bloody Pom posted:Avery Brooks most likely told him in no uncertain terms to gently caress off. That would be an unearned honour.
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Listen, it's a big, roomy costume. You have any idea how much goo you can pour into something like that??
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The whole Frontier Day poo poo sounds like they are ripping off Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare, so clearly the big bad is Jon Snow.
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Apr 4, 2023 07:25
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some kinda jackal posted:Gowron’s back, baby! he did not forgiiiiive and he did not forgeeeeet
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My picks for the Big Bad are: Adria, because she still wants to bone Picard Soji, because she was forgotten about.
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Let's join the dots to find the hidden clues. Hand Face... a puppet. Like Lamb Chop. A character created by Shari Lewis. Who wrote 'The Lights of Zetar'. So the Big Bad is going to be the pressure-compressed Zetarians, out for revenge against Kirk by stealing his corpse and operating it like a meat puppet to infiltrate Frontier Day and destroy all of Starfleet! It's both unexpected yet inevitable! poo poo, I just outed myself as Terry Matalas. Ignore all the above.
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Simplex posted:The whole Frontier Day poo poo sounds like they are ripping off Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare, so clearly the big bad is Jon Snow. A character who is introduced mocking one of the playable characters for "caring about his men", shooting one of his own men to show how he doesn't care and that's what makes them strong (and his men inexplicably still follow him despite knowing he doesn't care about them and can kill them on a whim) and ordering everyone to be shot. Just the sort of character Nu Trek seems to love.
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