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Colonel Cancer posted:Have to catch an early maker Susanna Hoffs singing Walk Like an Egyptian out on the bled, the joke writes itself also thank you for making think of Susanna Hoffs
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When I wake up in the morning And the sand’s already warming And I don’t think I’ll ever make it on time By the time I grab my hooks And I give myself a look I’m at the corner just in time to see the worm slide by
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It was early Muad'day yesterday I was up for ya ya yawm And I really have enjoyed my stay But I must be worming on Like a duke without a molar Like Gurney without a pug I'm an early morning lover And I need a gholan Dunc oh yeah Now I believe in what you say Is the undisputed tooth But I take his water my own way To keep me in my sook Like a noship without lasgun Like a slave without a Feyd The thought of fishspeaking ladies Sends a river through my cave And I will go on climbing Climbing like brand new I'll never look behind me Nayla's trousers will be goo Goodbye tyrant, it's been nice Hope you find your patch of spice Tried to see your little tool Hope your path is golden rule Goodbye Fremen, goodbye Guild Will we ever be deathstilled Control emotion, weirding way Hand in the box, feeling gay Caladan ocean (Goodbye, Fremen) It's not for me (Goodbye, Guild) Just give me bofa, (Will we ever) Drink Maker pee (Be deathstilled) In Arakeen deserts (Control emotion) Pre-spice mass (Weirding way) It's the path I've chosen (Hand in the box) Since Leto's Peace (Feeling gay) So goodbye, Fremen (Goodbye, Fremen) So goodbye, Guild (Goodbye, Guild) Will we ever (Will we ever) Be deathstilled (Be deathstilled)
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I hear the thumpers echoing tonight But she hears only the voice of the Reverend mother She's coming in, heighliner flight The moonlit ears reflect the stars that guide me towards the spice I stopped a Fremen along the way Hoping to find some long forgotten sieches or ancient prophecies He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry Muad'dib, they're waiting there for you" It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you There's nothing that a hundred Harkonins or more could ever do Bless the Maker passing down beneath the dunes Gonna take some time to do the spice we never had Justin Credible fucked around with this message at 04:59 on Mar 28, 2023 |
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another banger from Deathstill for cutie I want to journey where sand meets spice And let the worms wrap their coils around me And bathe my skin in the desert's heat and dryness And feel, what it's like to be Fremen Cause in the bled there's a sietch hidden Where I send my dreams to far off visions So they may have a chance of finding a path Where we're far more scattered than here And I cannot guess what we'll uncover When we open the sphincter to Sietch Tabr and smell life’s water But I know once I drink it my life will be over And Muad Dib will remain And I do believe it's true There is golden path left for us to pursue But if the sand consumes you Then I hope it consumes me too So blue eyes, I hold you close 'Cause you're the only one who truly knows A litany softly chanting through my mind Where sand meets spice Where sand meets spice Where sand meets spice And I do believe it's true That there are paths left for us to pursue But if the sand consumes you Then I hope it consumes me too So blue eyes, I hold you close 'Cause you're the only one who truly knows A litany softly chanting through my mind A litany softly chanting through my mind A litany softly chanting through my mind A litany softly chanting through my mind.
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All around the great spice fields The piggy chased the muad'dib The piggy thought it was all in good fun Pop! goes the muad'dib
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If you're human and you know it put in your hand If you're human and you know it put in your hand If you're human and you know it my Gom Jabbar will surely show it If you're human and you know it put in your hand YoursTruly fucked around with this message at 13:08 on Mar 28, 2023 |
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Mu'adib Atreides Paul His name's a killing word Whenever we go out, Always screams the Shadout, "JIHAD! JIHAD!" Mu'adib Atreides Paul
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I hate you, you hate me We're inbred nobility With a great big worm And control of all of Dune, Won't you crown me monarch too?
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IT'S THE FENRING COUNT DOWN Hmmhmhmhmmmm Hmhmhmhmhmmmm hmmhmhmhmmm Hmhmhmmhhmhmhhmhmmmm
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Anne Frank Funk posted:another banger from Deathstill for cutie I don't care how many legions of jealous Sardaukar tell me Bene Gibbard is a hack the fact remains there isn't a better songwriter in the Imperium
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xposting because I'm quite sure it's on topickalel posted:just watched Lawrence of Arabia for the first time. holy loving poo poo.
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Also Crossposting this from the Fun Pranks for Jim to play on Dwight:Dapper_Swindler posted:https://soundcloud.com/dapper-73299...=social_sharing
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goodbye Duke Leto - by El'ton Jon Highliner gonna come down? When are you going to land? I should have stayed in the castle back home I shoulda stayed on ol' Caladan Reverend Mother cant hold me forever I know my moms onto you My dads gonna be in charge of Arrakis He's gonna be running the planet DU-uuuuuunnnNE (Fremen chant oooh, oooohhh) So goodbye Duke'a Leto Harkonnen's took over your role I cant stay out in daylight I'm gonna go back to my hole Back in the hidden Sietch in the hills Wiping the sand from my rear end I've had a great vision, our future lies, Along the Golden Pa-aaaaaa-athhh (Fremen chant AH, Aaaaaaahh, aaah) What about all the Fre-men? I'll bet the Jihad will be grand gonna drink me some drowned worm's vomit To set us on the path again Maybe you'll get a new emperor visions tell me that it'll be great The sleeper, who has finally awakened, the Kwisatz Hadera-Accc-aaah-aaach! (Fremen chant aaah, aaah) So goodbye Duke'a Leto Harkonnen's took over your role I cant stay out in daylight I'm gonna go back to my hole Back in the hidden Sietch in the hills Wiping the sand from my rear end I've had a great vision, our future lies, Along the Golden Pa-aaaaaa-athhh (Fremen chant aaah, aaah) fuckingtest fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Mar 29, 2023 |
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Found in the Memes Thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEls-qHoBrM
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Mister Speaker posted:Found in the Memes Thread: Yeah, that's a little on the nose.
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"Moods a thing for cattle and loveplay" - Gurney the cow fucker
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Carlos Lantana posted:"Moods a thing for cattle and loveplay" Friend, we already covered this. 
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My PIN is 4826 posted:You ain't nothin' but a chair dog
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MMMMMMMMMMM Shai'Hulud
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Flakey posted:MMMMMMMMMMM Yummi Worm
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:Dennis... sebmojo posted:Yummi Worm Flakey posted:MMMMMMMMMMM Riot Bimbo posted:Pussy futar hosed my witch wife Buzzell Shave
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I wonder how often fremen go to grab their sand-wallet or sand-keys from their pocket, only to realise they've just shoved their hand into the stillsuit thigh pad.
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Michelle Yeoh should be Odrade or something (not that the films will get as far as Heretics)
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priznat posted:Michelle Yeoh should be Odrade or something (not that the films will get as far as Heretics) They better
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Tfw you reach for a beefswelling but end up with a turd
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Fuschia tude posted:They better  but just not getting my hopes up!
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Yeah... they're not getting past God Emperor. The technology just isn't there yet. How can they realistically model his appendage and the royal cart They better give him a worm schlong
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:Yeah... they're not getting past God Emperor. The technology just isn't there yet. I just imagined the wall climbing scene and lolled
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In my deep heart I need Leto to look as bad as possible. I want to live in a future where Messiah and Children were smash hits and we get a GE trailer that's just action shots of Duncan and Siona and the Fish Speakers, maybe some Moneo plotting in there and right at the end some obscured shots of the slithering mass of the God Emperor himself, like some horror movie monster. And then we all cram into theatre seats for a 2 1/2 hour trill ride that actually ends up spending 2/3 of it's run time in uncomfortable close ups of Leto II's wet claymation wormface talking in circles and sometimes just freaking the gently caress out. The movie has an incredible opening weekend but the resulting backlash breaks humanity, a deep schizm forms, families are torn apart, windows of small businesses are destroyed
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God emperor the movie of the book is actually THE reason for butlerian jihad, when people rise up against AI and neural net technologies which made possible the monstrous representation of Leto’s unholy appendages.
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sebmojo posted:I just imagined the wall climbing scene and lolled I imagine it as set to “Nessun Dorma”
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