HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

rodbeard posted:

It's been over 10 years since MegaZone graced us with his presence.

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Aerin

Ahmaharju – Wolverine Ridge (normal)

Alavire – Flatness (as in music) or Melancholy

Angelus

Arosusi – Steppe Wolf (as in the novel by Hesse)

Björkö – Birch Island in Swedish

Bling

Daaliala – Place of Dahlia

Dovell

Edelssen

Elding

Elner

Elometsä – Crop Forest (crop as in ripe grain) or Life Forest

Elonkehrä – Crop Disk (as in the sun or whatever) or Life Disk (ditto), or Spindle of the same

Elonkirjo - -”- Spectrum

Elovesi - Lifewater

Ensikajo – First Dawn

Erikaru – Other Rugged

Essbjörn – Ace Bear in Swedish

Eteläselkä – South Back, South Expanse (of sea)

Frix

Goatneljohka – Probably Sami?

Graniitti - Granite

Haapatikka – Aspen Woodpecker

Haarniska – Suit of Armour

Haasianeva – Hayrack Swamp

Haituva – A Piece of Fluff

Hallankajo – Frost Gleam

Hamula

Hankinen – A Small Snowdrift

Hardsen

Harts

Haukkakallio – Hawk Rock

Havupuro – Pine Needle Stream

Helmenpalo – Pearl Burn

Helmilampi – Pearl Pond

Helmineva – Pearl Swamp

Helminiitty – Pearl Meadow

Henkinen - Spiritual

Hillasuo – Cloudberry Bog

Hius – A Human Hair (made me realize English doesn’t differentiate between human and other animal hair)

Hopeaketo – Silver Lea

Hopealehmus – Silver Linden

Hopearoihu – Silver Blaze

Hopeasiipi – Silver wing

Hukkaviita – Wolf Thicket

Huuhi

Huure

Ilomanni - Joymann

Iltarusko - Dusk

Ilvesvuo – Lynx Flow

Inei

Inkeli - Inglia

Ivaniemi – Sarcasm Peninsula, Mockery Cape, Ridicule Ness, etc.

Ivo

Jaakonpiha – Jack’s Courtyard

Jalohaikara – Noble Stork

Jekku - Shenanigan

Jompa - Eith

Joutsenkorpi – Swan Sticks (as in the sticks)

Joutsensuo – Swan Bog

Juuripuu – Root Tree

Jylhämeri – Austere Sea

Jänislehto – Hare Grove

Jänö – Hare But Poetically

Järnhjärta – Iron Heart in Swedish

Järvenhaltia – Lake Hobgoblin (haltia usually translates to elf but I don’t abide by that)

Järviketo – Lake Meadow

Jästi – Yeast (usually only used in pejorative “jästipää” lit. yeast head, to mean a loving idiot)

Jättiläinen - giant

Jäärinta – Ice Bosom

Kaamoskajo – Polar Night Gleam

Kakspuu – Twa Tree

Kalmamäki – Death Hill

Karhunkierros – Method And/Or Act Of Hunting Bear While It Is Hibernating

Karhutalvi – Bear Winter

Karmakuri – Karma Discipline

Karskinen – Harshy

Kaskipilvi – Slash And Burn Cloud

Kaurissola - Capricorn Pass

Keijunmetsä – An Elf’s Forest

Kelloharju – Clock Terminal Moraine or Bell Esker

Kenius – Hikly Intellegtual

Kettukuru – Fox gulch

Kettupuu – Fox Tree

Kirjainen – Island and Village South of Nauvo in Parainen

Kissakivi – Cat Stone

Kissametsä – Cat Forest

Koiruoho - Wormwood

Koopa

Korppivaara – Raven Hill (or Raven Danger)

Kosku - Whitewoter

Kotikontu – Home Turf

Kråka – Crow or Booger in Swedish

Kuje - Shenanigan

Kukkaluoto – Flower Islet

Kultavalo – Gold Light

Kumpulius - Hillockius

Kuparikorpi – Copper Sticks (as in the sticks)

Kuukivi – Moonrock

Kuuma - Hot

Kuunsäde - Moonbeam

Kvartsi - Qwartz

Kärvi - Laje

Lammaslaakso – Sheep Valley

Laulu - Song

Lehtipalmu – Leaf Palm (as in tree)

Lehtometso – Grove Wood Grouse

Liimi - Glui

Lilas

Liljaniitty – Lily Field

Lintukoto – Nice Place (lit. bird home)

Loitsu – Spell (as in magic)

Lovi - Notch

Lumiusva – Snow Mist

Maansydän – Earth’s Heart (loving LARP name if I ever saw one)

Magma – Hot Rock Inside Earth

Mahlakallas – Sap Bank (as in river)

Mastiainen – Free Fod Sample

Meikku – I But The Most Insufferable Way To Say I

Menninkäinen - Leprechaun

Merenhuiske – Sea Swinging

Merimyrsky - Seastorm

Meri-Rastila – I’m pretty sure this is a municipality in Ostrobothnia or someplace (lit. Sea-Crossplace)

Merisavu – Sea Smoke

Metsähelmi – Forest Pearl

Miekkalilja – Gladiolus (lit. Sword Lily)

Miukunen – Itty Bitty Kitty

Mustavalkea – Blackwhite or Blackfire

Noste - Buoyancy

Omenasaari – Apple Island

Oravametsä – Squirrel Forest

Parantaja - Healer

Parkkisaari – Bark Island or Park Island (as in when you leave your car somewhere)

Paussi - Break

Pesto – Naff-Tasting Sauce

Peurapuro – Deer Stream

Peuronius

Pikkukesä – Little Summer

Posotin – An Implement Of Driving Fast

Punarinta – Redbreast

Pupu - Bunny

Pähkinäinen – Nutty (also an island in Parainen I think?)

Rauhanmaa – Land of Peace

Ropina – Patter

Ruusukulta – Rose Gold

Sadeyö – Rainy Night

Seikka – Thing

Sieni – Mushroom or Sponge

Silverpatron

Sinikarhu - Bluebear

Sipoo – A municipality somewhere who cares

Soihtusydän - Torchheart

Sudenhetki – Wolf’s Moment

Suonsilmä – Boghole (lit. bog’s eye)

Suopea - Amenable

Surumaa - Sorrowland

Susiheimo – Wolf Tribe

Sydänsäde – Heart Beam

Taattu - Guaranteed

Taikavoima – Magical Power

Taivasvalo – Skylight (not as in a window) or Heavenlight

Takatalvi – Cold Snap In Spring (lit. Back-Winter)

Talvikarhu – Winter Bear

Test

Tipunen - Chicky

Tulimies – Fireman (not as in a firefighter)

Tykyrä – No idea

Tähtililja – Mountain Deathcamas (lit. Star Lily)

Tähtisuo – Star Bog

Töihö - aslfkjalskdfljk

Ukkoshalla – Thunderfrost

Ullanlinna – I think this is a district in Helsinki? (lit. Ulla’s Castle)

Unimeri – Dream Sea or Sleep Sea

Uusikuu - Newmoon

Vaeltaja - Wanderer

Valonmeri – Light’s Sea

Vanhavouti – Oldbailiff

Vapaamieli - Freemind

Vaskipeura – Brass Deer

Veikeä - Jovial

Viini – Wine or Quiver

Vildhjärta – Wildheart in Swedish

Voihke - Moaning

Ylä-Kokki – Upper Chef

Yölampi – Night Pond

Äärijyrkkä – Extremely Steep or Very Very Abrupt

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Kullinluikaus - A Short Distance (lit. Cock's Throw, as in penis)

Moccacicceli - Ni**er (lit. Mokka-Dicc)

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Hamula

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Goatneljohka – Probably Sami?

marshmallow creep posted:

Bobson Dognutt

YeahTubaMike posted:

Those look like the fake names from that baseball game. Sleve McDichael, Onson Sweemey, etc.

YeahTubaMike posted:

Those look like the fake names from that baseball game. Sleve McDichael, Onson Sweemey, etc.

fartknocker posted:

Someone pointed out in another thread that even though it was a baseball game, a bunch of the names are similar to NHL players from the early 90s, which had players named Sweeney, McLlwain, Mogilny, Smehlik, Wesley, Turcotte, Bourque, and most appropriately for this thread, Ron Tugnutt.

rodbeard posted:

Colton Burpo is a real person

The Moon Monster posted:

I think people forget Colton Burpo is a real person because of this meme image that was popular a while back.



They remember that he's a meme with a funny fake name, but forget that Colton Burpo is actually his real name.

marshmallow creep posted:

Friend of mine just met a kid named Hemi.