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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated?
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desantis 128 29.91%
rubio 33 7.71%
haley 57 13.32%
goku 210 49.07%
Total: 358 votes
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corgiwizard
Oct 27, 2020

trump strikes me as more of a schillinger as opposed to a tobias

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Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Horrible Jerk posted:

Trump has died of dysentery.

it’s true, he died, very badly

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

IffyNewtz posted:

Never

(ok)

It's time to return and mourn for our president

Toxoplasmid
May 18, 2004

Nonsense posted:

It's time to return and mourn for our president

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Vim Fuego posted:

Jill Biden invited them both to the white house

lol

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

bebop you have to ban him to stop him

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

voice of a fuckn angel lol

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
RIP Trump

Hope they have diet coke in heaven

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

has vanity fair always been this dumb

Toxoplasmid
May 18, 2004

lumpentroll posted:

bebop you have to ban him to stop him

Ah! The famous Vicious Lumpentroll!
*camera snaps*

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

president trup, blessed with many melanias

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


IffyNewtz posted:

Ah! The famous Vicious Lumpentroll!
*camera snaps*

Lol

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
I hope the speech tonight is not boring

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Buddykins posted:

free smarxist

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Vim Fuego posted:

Jill Biden invited them both to the white house

many fine athletes on both sides!

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

still cant believe they charged him over this stuff lmao

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


all the chuds out in force in the media got their marching orders to say "hush money payments aren't illegal!!!" but that's not the crime! the crime was the fraudulent coverup of the payments!

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
My kid loves the ska posted itt this morning and one thing leads to another and I'm introducing my 5 to to Dookie.

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum


:worship: :blessed::vapes:

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

DesertIslandHermit posted:

I hope the speech tonight is not boring

will it be live? will it be pre-recorded?

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

DesertIslandHermit posted:

I hope the speech tonight is not boring

It's just gonna be the same basic stuff he's been saying at all of his appearances lately. We're a Failing Nation etc. etc.

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
my daughter just said her first word

she said, ”obamna”

Toxoplasmid
May 18, 2004

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Biden is lost in all of this. Unimportant, unavailable.

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
I just saw three vans with Trump flags drive down the street. I live in CA. I dunno how they will get to Florida in 1hr.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

the pirates live on the tip

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


publishing history books that state Trump earned his fortune by patenting the most popular forms of straight sex. many were loathe to hear the fateful words, You're Fired, because they would lose their employee discount on sex.

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Oglethorpe posted:

will it be live? will it be pre-recorded?

I thought it would be prerecorded but he flew back so lol it’s live

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Bethamphetamine posted:

Is there a gag order?

I order Trump gagged with The Giant Red Spoon recently stolen from a Dairy Queen (since recovered, thanks to pokemon)

69 Body Problem
Apr 3, 2023

by vyelkin

Toxoplasmid
May 18, 2004

Bip Roberts posted:

the pirates live on the tip

Contrary to what Disney would have you believe, it's actually Tories.


...So you're right, carry on.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


horny is not permitted in the trump thread because sex thoughts are Trump Inc intellectual property

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!

AxGrap posted:

My kid loves the ska posted itt this morning and one thing leads to another and I'm introducing my 5 to to Dookie.

My mom got me the dookie album when I was a kid as Santa and then commented on how she didn't know it had so much cussing in it and wouldn't have gotten it for me and that's how I learned Santa wasn't real.

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

new kind of cat posted:

my daughter just said her first word

she said, ”obamna”

:trumppop:

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005



:yooge::gizz:

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

My mom got me the dookie album when I was a kid as Santa and then commented on how she didn't know it had so much cussing in it and wouldn't have gotten it for me and that's how I learned Santa wasn't real.

lol

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Special Prosecutor Jack Smith nowhere to be seen. A sad (weak) showing

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

TDepressionEarl posted:

horny is not permitted in the trump thread because sex thoughts are Trump Inc intellectual property

I won't do "the sex thing" so I'm glad it's prohibited

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AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

My mom got me the dookie album when I was a kid as Santa and then commented on how she didn't know it had so much cussing in it and wouldn't have gotten it for me and that's how I learned Santa wasn't real.

No Santa. Only dookie.

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