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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated?
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desantis 128 29.91%
rubio 33 7.71%
haley 57 13.32%
goku 210 49.07%
Total: 358 votes
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goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

And here I was trying to come up with rewritten lyrics for mother about george's proclivities


gently caress

The above post is canon.


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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

goth smoking cloves posted:

I just realized that was del toro lol

Clown Post of the Day

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

new kind of cat posted:

lol danzig owns

Say thank you to Musk and Twitter Blue

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

you think they made him strip down for the weigh in and everybody saw his little mushroom shrinky dink?

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Fake Himalayan embassy/Billionaire guy was behind Gettr

https://twitter.com/AGHamilton29/status/1643064035590455296

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Plinkey posted:

I am happy to announce that I am now "back injury awareness" trained and qualified for work.

the company knows how fat your cats are, they are worried about injury when you pick them up

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

a helpful bear posted:

Say thank you to Musk and Twitter Blue



Scottish Sex Ghost would be a killer hair metal band name

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

only available in the UK

The British must be eradicated

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


goth smoking cloves posted:

I just realized that was del toro lol

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
how about a Creme Egg, but it's filled with Savory Cheezer Meat and Cheese?

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1643675605295321094

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


DryGoods posted:

Clown Post of the Day

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Wamsutta
Sep 9, 2001


i wish bloodborne was real so i could hunt the british using crude weaponry fashioned in a shed

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Bethamphetamine posted:

Fake Himalayan embassy/Billionaire guy was behind Gettr

https://twitter.com/AGHamilton29/status/1643064035590455296

He doesn’t mention GETTR anymore, wiped it off his twitter profile and hasn’t posted in a month, yet he’s still the CEO supposedly.

It all coincided with bannon’s sugar daddy/gettr backer going to jail.

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1643703430937018370

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1643702401252163584

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Le Bozo

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011


What

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
yikes, got a little dizzy after that last one. awful tweet, just terrible.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

DryGoods posted:

how about a Creme Egg, but it's filled with Savory Cheezer Meat and Cheese?

I think you might be on to something....NOT!

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1643658367913558024

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

DryGoods posted:

how about a Creme Egg, but it's filled with Savory Cheezer Meat and Cheese?

No joke that's pretty close to what original deviled eggs were like

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/AdamSerwer/status/1643631989864423427?cxt=HHwWhoCzlcSlrc8tAAAA

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



Mother
Tell your dragons not to fly my way

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.
Glenn should make another worst movie of all time that even gives Neil breen a run for his money

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Billionaire chud Glenn Taylor's star tribune

https://twitter.com/StarTribune/status/1643682665508347931
https://twitter.com/StarTribune/status/1643362807843553283

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/DrAlden1/status/1643704384675631105
fascist ronald hiring too many pocs 😡

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

lol they'll never learn

even as they're lead to the wall for their date with a firing squad, they'll think "these ratings are going to be insane"

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


hopefully the wasp poo poo in his brain is clogging the ventilation pipes

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

Glenn should make another worst movie of all time that even gives Neil breen a run for his money

What movie are you talking about?

Also there are way worse films than breen's, his are at least watchable

BurntCornMuffin
Jan 9, 2009


new kind of cat posted:

do these fuckn idiots ever drink good beer?

Nope. They quite intentionally buy from the biggest, most familiar brand they can. It extends outside of beer, too: I once attended a wedding at a coastal city that was known for its excellent fishing and direct-to-table seafood restaurants.

Not only did the Chuddier members of the wedding party choose Red Lobster to eat at despite those options, they were positively dumbfounded that people would even consider eating anywhere else because in their minds it was "the largest and most famous restaurant, and therefore obviously had the best food".

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

Vishass posted:

It also says his height is 6'1. His fake mug shot is 6'5. He previously has said he is 6'3

He probably was 6'3 a decade or two ago lol

gregday
May 23, 2003


#suefascists

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.

goth smoking cloves posted:

What movie are you talking about?

Also there are way worse films than breen's, his are at least watchable

Verotika. He hired euro porn stars for most of the roles and made them speak in English lol real troll 2 vibes and also titts

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Glumwheels posted:

How did Wisconsin elect a dem Supreme Court judge but re-elected loving Ron Johnson

It really was a fluke based on his name rhyming with Wisconsin. The original joke went "My name is Yon Yonson and I come from Wisconsin" but it worked with his name too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3tU5ouCAZY

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

i could go for a DQPC tonight

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

why has the biden white house not commented on the moon people who have been occupying my backyard wiith their space ships for the last month?!?!?!?!?!?

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petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

the milk machine posted:

in my high school the asvab was optional but you got to skip a day of classes to take it. i did really well because i'm smart and special and then recruiters wouldn't leave me alone for a year or so until i lied and told one guy i lost my leg in a car accident. he didn't ask for proof or anything!!!

Yeah the recruiters were like "scores this high boy you can pretty much write your own ticket" LOL

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