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Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

b_d posted:

I think it's very funny

I think fonts are inherently funny.

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Half of Dracula posted:

ultima weapon is so f***ing cool - me (1995, 2023)

In 1995 you would have been calling it Atma Weapon. Topic Locked.

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?

lol

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

Pablo Nergigante posted:

In 1995 you would have been calling it Atma Weapon. Topic Locked.

this.

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

Atma Weapon. Pearl. Merton. they're trying to remove our heritage.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
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Pablo Nergigante posted:

In 1995 you would have been calling it Atma Weapon. Topic Locked.

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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
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atma weapon ftw

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welcome
Jun 28, 2002

rail slut
Ice3 to see you.

bees x1000
Jun 11, 2020

Pablo Nergigante posted:

In 1995 you would have been calling it Atma Weapon. Topic Locked.


b_d posted:

Atma Weapon. Pearl. Merton. they're trying to remove our heritage.

It's still Fenix Down to me, damnit.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Pablo Nergigante posted:

In 1995 you would have been calling it Atma Weapon. Topic Locked.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011


lol

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Pablo Nergigante posted:

In 1995 you would have been calling it Atma Weapon. Topic Locked.

this

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

Pablo Nergigante posted:

In 1995 you would have been calling it Atma Weapon. Topic Locked.

nice merton

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

Hizke posted:

Thank God. This poo poo was going to be loving unplayable otherwise. The added NFT integration will be sick too

this

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
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Harrow posted:

nice merton

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mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

i forgot which spell merton was. probalby one of the useless late game ones you get after you have fire/ice/lit3, ultima, peral, etc.

Kagaya Homoraisan
Aug 28, 2019

You say, run away
Instead, you get scared
For the way that I feel
Drops out into all this disorder
it was really strong but also damaged your own party so you needed a way to absorb fire damage to use it well

Half of Dracula
Oct 24, 2008

Perhaps the same could be
its for saying "what the heck is a Merton" and when you cast it your whole party dies

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
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the emperor cast merton on kefka and nothing happened so naturaly i assumed it did nothing when i got it and never used it instead spamming ultima as god intended

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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
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i thought merton was engrish for merlin until i played the gba version

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Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

the emperor cast merton on kefka and nothing happened so naturaly i assumed it did nothing when i got it and never used it instead spamming ultima as god intended

this lol I don't think i ever cast merton at all until I played the GBA version

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

the emperor cast merton on kefka and nothing happened so naturaly i assumed it did nothing when i got it and never used it instead spamming ultima as god intended

This

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Half of Dracula posted:

its for saying "what the heck is a Merton" and when you cast it your whole party dies

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
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when you cast a new spell and wipe your whole party that's a merton

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Half of Dracula posted:

its for saying "what the heck is a Merton" and when you cast it your whole party dies

It’s a pubic wig.

Arch Nemesis
Mar 27, 2007

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

when you cast a new spell and wipe your whole party that's a merton

when a spell hits your eye
and your whole party dies
thats-a merton

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

Joey McChrist posted:

when a spell hits your eye
and your whole party dies
thats-a merton

lol




PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer. :)

big deal
Sep 10, 2017

turns out the nier pack 1 has automata stuff. mainly waiting on the chronos though.

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

b_d posted:

turns out the nier pack 1 has automata stuff. mainly waiting on the chronos though.

I'm glad it had amusement park but angry it didn't have become as gods

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
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she's right

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Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012


Powerful jaw, defined cheekbone, a full head of luscious hair. What a striking figure of a man.

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Martman
Nov 20, 2006

fellow imps, I have completed one of the most stressful gaming accomplishments of my life: clearing floors 1-200 of Palace of the Dead solo in Final Fantasy XIV.

POTD is a side-content area inspired by roguelites; you clear sets of 10 floors at a time (9 normal floors and a boss floor at the end), with the floors being generally randomized in terms of layout, enemy placement, and treasure chests. the chests can give you special items that are only functional within POTD, like make you tankier or do more damage for 8 minutes, or reveal the map of a floor including invisible traps, or turn you into a manticore that can oneshot any non-boss mob. There are traps freaking everywhere, and later on even individual monsters hit super hard. Not only that, but especially as you go into the deep floors the floors themselves will sometimes give you really hosed up debuffs and your items that can deal with them are extremely limited. you get an hour per set of 10 floors and in the last fifty floors or so that hour starts to feel real tight.

and there's permadeath of course. if you fail the run is over and you have to start back at floor 1. This content was primarily designed for groups of four though. Generally you'd have at least one other party member who can rez people, and as long as your entire party doesn't wipe you can recover. solo you don't have that luxury though, except for very limited items that can rez you, leaving you weakened and wasting any buffs you had at the time (often even if you use one of these you end up screwed over by wasting your other items and wasting time)

You get a fancy title for clearing 1-200 solo, so your character can be called The Necromancer.

you can sit on a bench at floor 200 after beating it



e: idk why my screenshot is so boblike, my monitor isn't ultrawide or anything lol


Martman fucked around with this message at 08:25 on Apr 9, 2023

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