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Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
Definitely one of the all time forum greats.

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cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



my greatest forums regret is accidentally alerting that guy to what was happening by posting about it in a thread he also happened to read

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

cock hero flux posted:

my greatest forums regret is accidentally alerting that guy to what was happening by posting about it in a thread he also happened to read

Was he using some github library to post or something? I never heard the explanation for the how on that.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Grassy Knowles posted:

Was he using some github library to post or something? I never heard the explanation for the how on that.

it was the awful phone app I think

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Wait, that was genuine? I always assumed he was doing a bit

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Oct 30, 2009

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christmas boots posted:

Wait, that was genuine? I always assumed he was doing a bit

What are things my wife says after sex, Alex

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

oldpainless posted:

What are things my wife says after sex, Alex

Love that you have to go to Alex to get the answer to that one

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Grassy Knowles posted:

Love that you have to go to Alex to get the answer to that one

RIP

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Grassy Knowles posted:

Love that you have to go to Alex to get the answer to that one

:drat:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
More like “oldpoonless”.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Grassy Knowles posted:

Love that you have to go to Alex to get the answer to that one

The posts are coming from inside the thread

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Grassy Knowles posted:

Love that you have to go to Alex to get the answer to that one

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:silent: Speak some hard truths ITT :silent:

m1chelin man posted:

this site is loving garbage especially its posters

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Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Friend posted:

PYF Subtle Movie Moments

I appreciate that this poster hasn't come back to confirm that this was meant for PYF Dreams. Perhaps we'll never know what the right thread was!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
You can't joke here! This is the funny forums quotes thread!

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

EorayMel posted:

:silent: Speak some hard truths ITT :silent:

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
Upon reviews for the mario movie hitting

Kart Barfunkel posted:

Mama Mia, these reviews don’t-a look so good!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Dark Magus XL posted:

oi, like sometimes i will be just starring at something and when i blink and reopen my eyes, i am blind and all i can see is white, then i rub my eyes and i could see fine again. This happens about 3 times a week on average.



Meowhead posted:

Invisible flying gnomes hump your head and spoo in your eyes when you blink.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

The people hated Meowhead because he told them the truth.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Biplane posted:

The people hated Meowhead because he told them the truth.

For maximum comedy, someone should give you a sixer for this post with the reason "Shut up".

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Jedit posted:

For maximum comedy, someone should give you a sixer for this post with the reason "Shut up".

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

:( :sidvicious:

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
I am astonished at this doctrine.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005



Tough, but fair

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:mason: Random Stream of Concsiousness.... :mason:

Peezy posted:

As the title says, lets all just spill our "guts" NOT LITERALLY OF COURSE!!

i am a good guy but my penis is too big for my body space a central idea belonging to those with the time to dwell on it tonight was fun eh? mate aka good friend isnt it nice that the whole concept behind math begets our previous FOUNDATION "foundation to earth this is..." not my brother PETER NOOOOOO!!!! remix the skating track DJ wheels aka my friend Frankie and then, he said, it couldnt get any higher... but for the ..... FIN

So what do you got?

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Lemniscate Blue posted:

The Hardy Boys Mysteries:

Terrifying Effigies posted:

The secret of insulated stairs

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Senor Tron posted:

We have an LG washing machine and dishwasher and they make a similar but shorter song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y7rj98trow

Annoying thing with the washing machine is that it doesn't unlock for a couple of minutes after playing the drat song.

Cheesus posted:

Literal minutes? Ours is more like seconds.

To contribute to laundry chat, we got a ductless Mielle dryer last year. If you select "extra dry" it will beep that its in that mode. Every. 20. Seconds. For like five minutes.

All that IOT programming to monitor via an app and nothing to change either that beep frequency or volume. Except to turn the volume completely off.

Karia posted:

you MUTE mielle?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Lol

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
that washing machine sounds like a drat numbers station, expecting a robotic lady's voice to start reciting code before you can extract the laundry

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Lol

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:baduk: AOL speak; failure to read the rules and sticky threads. :baduk:

b00z3m4n posted:

I have a stone pipe with 3 different bowls that each screw in at one end now the prob is the threads that u scre each bowl into have come loose and i was wondering what kind of glue i should use to keep it in place i didnt want to go out and get some toxic glue thats gonna release some crazy fumes when i start blazing

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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

EorayMel posted:

:baduk: AOL speak; failure to read the rules and sticky threads. :baduk:

And that man died from glue fumes. So much for harm reduction!

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer
“Arm reduction” is still the best thing to come out of this god forsaken forum

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

Arivia posted:

my mom does genealogy for a hobby. she found the third way both her parents were descended from one specific ancestor yesterday.

Samovar posted:

Ah, so that explains your posting!

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
I honestly can’t even be mad. It’s a perfect follow-through.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Can you smell what the rock is cooking?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Arivia posted:

I honestly can’t even be mad. It’s a perfect follow-through.

p hard to avoid ancestry collapse when you go that far back, there's a married couple who's in my tree at least 4 times in the 1600s. their descendants don't begin to intermarry until some 150 years later tho. assuming/hoping the same for
yours lol

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
There's also the tremendous fucker of Mongolia who is the forebear of half of Asia.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Karate Bastard posted:

There's also the tremendous fucker of Mongolia who is the forebear of half of Asia.

half of *eurasia

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Karate Bastard posted:

There's also the tremendous fucker of Mongolia who is the forebear of half of Asia.
Please, tremendous fucker of Mongolia is my forbearer's name. Just call me fucker.

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