{Trump} mostly funny but sometimes it gets depressing

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how many guilty counts at trial in december for trump? This poll is closed.
complete and total exoneration	94	21.12%
6.9	48	10.79%
420	63	14.16%
Goku	240	53.93%
Total:	445 votes

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

euphronius posted:

born during the Gerald Ford admin

might as well
be a mummy

yes

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:15

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 16:35

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

my mummy mommy

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:16

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

oh my god, I just realized I was born while Carter was in the White House

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:16

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

oh my god, I just realized I was born while Carter was in the White House

log off ya old bitch

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:17

SomethingBeautiful: Oct 22, 2008; Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

We're going to see my wife's 99 year old grandma

She's really lived the best life imaginable, you nor I will live that long

i sure hope not, i'd be fine not making it to 40

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:17

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

Quick everyone post what your thermostat is at, I need something really entertaining to read.

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:18

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

SomethingBeautiful posted:

i sure hope not, i'd be fine not making it to 40

Being in your 40s is fine

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:18

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Salt Fish posted:

Quick everyone post what your thermostat is at, I need something really entertaining to read.

Better not make any posts here then lmao

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:18

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

mexi posted:

anyone have any ideas on how to make the moon smash into the earth

Big magnet

OR

Giant sticky donut

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:19

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

Crazypoops posted:

So I feel like this "woke" poo poo is not really landing.

I live in red country and when covid was fully in the media it was nothing by chuds complaining about masks and vaccines. Not one motherfucker in my truckfuckin poo poo kickin dumbass chud town has said a god damned thing about woke poo poo to me. Nobody's said a loving thing about trans or woke or nothing. This is the same community that was telling me abortion clinics were eating babies when I asked about the weather a few months ago.

shut up crazypoops

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:19

Ben Nerevarine: Apr 14, 2006

Consummate Professional posted:

for your health

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:21

Stinky Wizzleteats: Nov 26, 2015; My bird blood is ethically sourced.

I always accidently click a rando thread rating because I 100% phone post

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:21

Crazypoops: Jul 17, 2017

Turdfuzz posted:

shut up crazypoops

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:21

mad.radhu: Jan 8, 2006; Fun Shoe

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

https://i.imgur.com/sAzNy7I.mp4

hey walter

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:22

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

Zeriel posted:

Can anyone recommend a movie that ends with the destruction of the planet. Melancholia and end of evangellion are the only ones I can remember now. I guess also interstellar but you don't get to see it.

urine one

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:24

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

why are conservatives calling it an "aggressive protest" which is why Pearson and Jones were expelled?

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:24

Koirhor: Jan 14, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

triple sulk posted:

https://i.imgur.com/0goAGWn.mp4

thank you for your service

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:24

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

Crazypoops posted:

So I feel like this "woke" poo poo is not really landing.

I live in red country and when covid was fully in the media it was nothing by chuds complaining about masks and vaccines. Not one motherfucker in my truckfuckin poo poo kickin dumbass chud town has said a god damned thing about woke poo poo to me. Nobody's said a loving thing about trans or woke or nothing. This is the same community that was telling me abortion clinics were eating babies when I asked about the weather a few months ago.

I had my dentist tell me "go woke go broke" while he was working on me six months ago

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:25

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

for the last time

keep your god drat pants on plinkey

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:26

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

that's a spicy heating bill

heating is not so bad, AC in the summer is worse

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:26

Koirhor: Jan 14, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

DryGoods posted:

code:

5.0: Katachresis
5.0: Good Soldier Svejk
5.0: Nonsense
5.0: Groove Holmes
5.0: Drewford
5.0: euthy
5.0: Flamingofarts
5.0: UrAClassAct
5.0: smarxist
5.0: Bethamphetamine
5.0: Al!
5.0: Lux Anima
5.0: mogwai
5.0: Spurious Rex
5.0: Tasty Buttloaf
5.0: VideoKid
5.0: El Palo Mota
5.0: DesertIslandHermit
5.0: Garcin
5.0: Scapulor
5.0: BoothBaberGinsburg
5.0: UFOTacoMan
5.0: ram dass in hell
5.0: bebop esq
5.0: DoombatINC
5.0: triple sulk
5.0: Buddykins
5.0: Real Mean Queen
5.0: Daniel Dales Dick
5.0: Morter
5.0: Shifty Nipples
5.0: Lackey
5.0: Lpzie
5.0: Salt Fish
5.0: Oglethorpe
5.0: ben shapino
5.0: ex post facho
4.0: a helpful bear
4.0: The Nastier Nate
4.0: Louisgod
4.0: Grey Fox
4.0: Pat The Penguin
3.0: El Macho
3.0: A Bakers Cousin
3.0: TappOut
3.0: erosion
3.0: the milk machine
2.0: based gaddis
2.0: Trazz
2.0: Thesaurus
2.0: Sacrist65
2.0: The Silent Scourge
2.0: OVNI
2.0: Dr. VooDoo
2.0: Stinky Wizzleteats
2.0: Mantic
1.0: Ominous Jazz
1.0: Poco
1.0: redneck nazgul
1.0: Coldrice
1.0: Good Citizen
1.0: ianskate
1.0: Dorfan
1.0: Spoondick
1.0: Grognan
1.0: Beeftweeter
1.0: i say swears online
1.0: Space Jam
1.0: Indie Rocktopus
1.0: DryGoods
1.0: Driftingmouse
1.0: Mahler
1.0: Zesty
1.0: Fizzbuzz
1.0: deathbysnusnu
1.0: robot roll call
1.0: paranoid randroid
1.0: no dad im not gay!
1.0: Prolonged Panorama
1.0: titty_baby_
1.0: Ace of Space
1.0: Suttree
1.0: Grevling
1.0: angerbeet
1.0: Old Woman Island
1.0: Glumwheels
1.0: PsychoInternetHawk
1.0: Jon Carbuncle

lol if you vote

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:27

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

oh my god, I just realized I was born while Carter was in the White House

old rear end binch

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:27

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

i feel like alot of the anti-trans rhetoric is just misogyny cuz like i never hear any anti transman talk very often
like its bad to want to be a lady cuz they are inferior to men (the dong) or something idk
i mean i get it, dongs are pretty loving cool, have u seen them? but i just think its kinda hosed up..
just my thots plz dont ban me

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:30

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

sry not trying to get all serious in the new thread
have u heard about that trump fucker

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:30

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

hope he gets banned

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:31

Crazypoops: Jul 17, 2017

RandomBlue posted:

I had my dentist tell me "go woke go broke" while he was working on me six months ago

yeah I wasn't sure if I was just not seeing it. Also when I had my abscessed root canal removed I was high on nitrous and for some reason simpsons was on the tv and he started talking about how politically correct the simpsons has become and when he wasn't elbow deep in my mouth I asked for more nitrous

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:33

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

ground floor

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:34

Korean Boomhauer: Sep 4, 2008

posting on page 1337

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:34

Korean Boomhauer: Sep 4, 2008

oh god drat it

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:34

Crazypoops: Jul 17, 2017

basically you lose all sense of morality when the man between you and being completely hosed up is a psycho

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:34

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

DryGoods posted:

code:

5.0: Katachresis
5.0: Good Soldier Svejk
5.0: Nonsense
5.0: Groove Holmes
5.0: Drewford
5.0: euthy
5.0: Flamingofarts
5.0: UrAClassAct
5.0: smarxist
5.0: Bethamphetamine
5.0: Al!
5.0: Lux Anima
5.0: mogwai
5.0: Spurious Rex
5.0: Tasty Buttloaf
5.0: VideoKid
5.0: El Palo Mota
5.0: DesertIslandHermit
5.0: Garcin
5.0: Scapulor
5.0: BoothBaberGinsburg
5.0: UFOTacoMan
5.0: ram dass in hell
5.0: bebop esq
5.0: DoombatINC
5.0: triple sulk
5.0: Buddykins
5.0: Real Mean Queen
5.0: Daniel Dales Dick
5.0: Morter
5.0: Shifty Nipples
5.0: Lackey
5.0: Lpzie
5.0: Salt Fish
5.0: Oglethorpe
5.0: ben shapino
5.0: ex post facho
4.0: a helpful bear
4.0: The Nastier Nate
4.0: Louisgod
4.0: Grey Fox
4.0: Pat The Penguin
3.0: El Macho
3.0: A Bakers Cousin
3.0: TappOut
3.0: erosion
3.0: the milk machine
2.0: based gaddis
2.0: Trazz
2.0: Thesaurus
2.0: Sacrist65
2.0: The Silent Scourge
2.0: OVNI
2.0: Dr. VooDoo
2.0: Stinky Wizzleteats
2.0: Mantic
1.0: Ominous Jazz
1.0: Poco
1.0: redneck nazgul
1.0: Coldrice
1.0: Good Citizen
1.0: ianskate
1.0: Dorfan
1.0: Spoondick
1.0: Grognan
1.0: Beeftweeter
1.0: i say swears online
1.0: Space Jam
1.0: Indie Rocktopus
1.0: DryGoods
1.0: Driftingmouse
1.0: Mahler
1.0: Zesty
1.0: Fizzbuzz
1.0: deathbysnusnu
1.0: robot roll call
1.0: paranoid randroid
1.0: no dad im not gay!
1.0: Prolonged Panorama
1.0: titty_baby_
1.0: Ace of Space
1.0: Suttree
1.0: Grevling
1.0: angerbeet
1.0: Old Woman Island
1.0: Glumwheels
1.0: PsychoInternetHawk
1.0: Jon Carbuncle

always lol at this because theres so many names i dont recognize

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:34

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

voted 5

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:35

Korean Boomhauer: Sep 4, 2008

i invite all lurkers to poast

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:35

hungry for crepes n shit: Aug 17, 2005

Jimbee is the James Dean of CSPAM.

Live cute, die young, become a legend

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:36

bebop esq: Apr 17, 2006; hi boys

Korean Boomhauer posted:

i invite all lurkers to poast

I�m doing my part

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:37

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

ex post facho posted:

lol I'm imagining what it would be like if Kagan was caught accepting trips from soros

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:37

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Korean Boomhauer posted:

i invite all lurkers to poast

I�m doing my part!

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:37

MLK Ultra: Mar 9, 2021

euphronius posted:

That�s metal. In your lungs.

The soundtrack of Chipotle?

~~pawketbook elections~

It disrupts my skin with itch, it disrupts my skin with rash

burger cheese burger cheese burger cheese burger cheese burger cheese (i just sing the whole BK ad like that)

Lexus ad: "Catch these deals while you can"
Me: Catch these hands while you can.

ok i think that's all my ear worms.
metal in your lungs was one of 'em for a while.

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:37

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

Korean Boomhauer posted:

posting on page 1337

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:37

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 16:35

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

close thread ban op

# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:38

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