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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





this one works as an anti-joke.

the setup about the methhead employed as a thief hooks you in while it builds toward a second punchline about the upset audience that never comes.

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



This thread's content continues to infuriate me

But I won't unbookmark it, ever.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Nein larf.

Cowman posted:

Some of these joke could work if you halved the words alone. Brevity is the soul of wit and what not

Also, your post could be improved if you omitted the "alone" and the "and what not".

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
New variant of an old joke, best of the bunch, get this guy on Kimmel stat!

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005



This is the first time in the thread that I just stopped reading them halfway down the post

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





BigBadSteve posted:

Nein larf.

Also, your post could be improved if you omitted the "alone" and the "and what not".

I'm not terribly witty tho

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Cowman posted:

I'm not terribly witty tho

OK, well you're in the right thread for that, heheh.

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

Posted a year ago, not so funny now, is it?

RoRz0r
Sep 7, 2010

Heavy_D posted:

Posted a year ago, not so funny now, is it?

Lol

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Heavy_D posted:

Posted a year ago, not so funny now, is it?

lmao

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Heavy_D posted:

Posted a year ago, not so funny now, is it?

they're getting ready to kick the rear end of anyone buying the yeezy's.

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

burgler

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Dear Comedians,

Terrible puns are fine for message board shitposting, please never include them in your stand-up comedy.

Signed,

An incorrigible punster (please do not incorrige me).

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008












BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

I mean, he’s not wrong


What’s his username?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
are Perkins restaurants known for having big American flags on the side or something

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Lol

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

I smiled, with my American healthcare smile. :)

quote:



I smiled again. :)

It feels like the rest don't have any punchlines though, except the Brendan Fraser one, which wasn't really funny.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

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this jeff guy made a heap of posts, and they were all about his parents.



BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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I don’t think Taylor Tomlinson really belongs with these other jokers

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

lol

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:

lol come on this is a good one

dangerstepp
Apr 8, 2019
Who was patient zero for this crap?

The format itself is a joke.

"A live pic of me, my bit written out in lovely font, and my Twitter handle."

Modern comedy.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
"A few years ago John Fugelsang was putting quotes from himself onto publicity photos of himself and it wasn't so much a precursor to this poo poo as much as it was just an older Gen-X dork who was a bit out of touch with the internet at that moment. Still, it was cringe."
---John Fugelsang


fake edit: wait a minute, he has them on his own website: http://www.johnfugelsang.com/new-page

lmao what an rear end

nerd plus rage
May 12, 2014

It's a metaphor for something, probably

Rudy Giuliani looking healthier than usual

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

JAMOOOL posted:

lol come on this is a good one
I would absolutely watch that man's set.

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:
look I'm not gonna claim these are good jokes but I feel like you can't make anything funny in this image format

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

guy jacks a steven wright setup and turns it into a slam dunk all-time terrible joke. now that takes skill

Fors Yard
Feb 15, 2008

Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?

Slugworth posted:

I would absolutely watch that man's set.

You can!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HzIMHAmlek

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Heck, for 89 he's sending it

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

This dude freaking rules lmao I hope he has a good life

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
I know writing takes a long time but drat.

Couple of jokes there that genuinely surprised me, but I’m disappointed the hare joke didn’t show.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

I love him

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



This dive into comedic brilliance took me far too long because wtf is a .webp






















rape ''joke'':




And then there is Luke/Chris ?





ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

lol

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i’ve long held the belief that all stand up comics are small cummers

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008











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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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I like the asbestos joke

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