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Lol this guy thinks he’s the coastal elite
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# ? Apr 6, 2023 21:48 |
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# ? May 20, 2024 13:49 |
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I'm not a guy but ok
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# ? Apr 6, 2023 21:58 |
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Snob is gender neutral
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# ? Apr 6, 2023 22:20 |
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Telling someone their business idea is stupid as gently caress and getting stupider by the day is definitely the action of a snob
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# ? Apr 6, 2023 22:44 |
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I think we're past the point of caring about the business plan and more just hoping he'll grace us with pictures of
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# ? Apr 6, 2023 22:46 |
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We’ll that’s what you’ve been up to and you’re a lovely snob so I suppose we agree
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# ? Apr 6, 2023 23:08 |
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Sundae posted:I think we're past the point of caring about the business plan and more just hoping he'll grace us with pictures of When I get laid off I’ll post more hole pics promise but you can access my whole (hole) library by signing up for my patreon
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# ? Apr 6, 2023 23:37 |
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Rationale posted:When I get laid off I’ll post more hole pics promise but you can access my whole (hole) library by signing up for my patreon Sounds more like we would be signing up for your onlyfans Your donelynuts.
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# ? Apr 6, 2023 23:43 |
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4 am I roll in tune up start making doughnuts fast as gently caress 530 someone with charisma opens the front of the store and starts prepping drink stuff 6 we’re staffed up for the rush and hopefully there is one 10 the rush is over you you and you can go I’m making dough/glaze/filling for tomorrow 2pm the closers come in to handle afternoon commute and a bunch of restock/empty tasks, inventory or whatever until it’s over Pos tracks what sells and when to inform my future moves but I bet working 7/10 I can make the volume of doughnuts I’d need to make money. I don’t know about selling them but making looks doable
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# ? Apr 7, 2023 02:17 |
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Rationale posted:2pm the closers come in gonna need a closer to right this coffee ship (nsfw language) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goFaACJXZiY
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# ? Apr 7, 2023 02:21 |
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Rationale posted:4 am I roll in tune up start making doughnuts fast as gently caress That's not enough time unless you're opening at 10 AM
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# ? Apr 7, 2023 02:36 |
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Powerful Katrinka posted:That's not enough time unless you're opening at 10 AM You took the bait! If a dough chills overnight does that mean that I can take it from the fridge to the rounder to the proofer? And if so does that mean I could theoretically be frying it like thirty minutes after I pull up?
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# ? Apr 7, 2023 02:49 |
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Rationale posted:You took the bait! no
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# ? Apr 7, 2023 02:53 |
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:2007:
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# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:00 |
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I’m not sure you’re going to find 3 people in nowhere Ohio to work from 6 to 10am every day. People usually want hours. People also don’t want to clopen so that will limit flexibility within the week. Are high school kids not allowed to go off-campus for lunch?
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# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:20 |
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I got the tude now posted:You can’t post someone else’s food and say I’m zerod in on a concept uih dumb motherfucjer!!!!!
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# ? Apr 7, 2023 03:59 |
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I’m zeroing I said Fried brioche with xyz on and in Qrs cake ring with mno glaze The crank arm and the dough rounder do most of the actual work of “making” doughnuts. Its just two things but they can be done a lot of different ways to serve a variety of tastes E: forgot the cookies apparently they’re awesome Rationale fucked around with this message at 05:02 on Apr 7, 2023 |
# ? Apr 7, 2023 04:35 |
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Rationale posted:4 am I roll in tune up start making doughnuts fast as gently caress I’m sure your staff will never have issue with calling out , being sick , not showing up , etc. The fact that you refuse to plan is hilarious , keep on just winging it surely it’ll work out.
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# ? Apr 7, 2023 04:39 |
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I’ll write a business plan so my staff never calls out on me and I will make everything by hand until I’ve earned my equipment
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# ? Apr 7, 2023 04:44 |
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Rationale posted:You took the bait! You'll need time for the grease to heat up, mix the batters for cake donuts, do the actual frying, glaze/decorate, fill, etc. Go back to my effort post about my old job, you'll get a better idea of what the actual workload is. Like I said, it took at least an hour just to fry off all the yeast-raised for a weekday batch. Also I would consider buying mixes if I were you, at least to start. Making donuts entirely from scratch is going bankrupt you
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# ? Apr 7, 2023 05:20 |
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I understand and respect that you’re probably right but also I want to make doughnuts from scratch with local ingredients. Not all or even most but it’d be cool Edit: also yeah I’ll need a helper just for the sheer amount of stuff I’ll have to move around E2: then there’s fillings and glazes too like the premium pie filling will cost twice as much as the bun where you can simmer #4 apples for a seventy percent discount They’re gonna be good as gently caress and I’m gonna sell out every day at $3 a piece limit one per customer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwGgQAMj5DI Rationale fucked around with this message at 08:17 on Apr 7, 2023 |
# ? Apr 7, 2023 07:49 |
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Rationale posted:I can make the volume of doughnuts I’d need to make money. I don’t know about selling them It's a good thing it's the making of the donuts that brings in the money and not the selling, then
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# ? Apr 7, 2023 08:34 |
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Luckily they’re gonna be good as hell and people will seek them out
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# ? Apr 7, 2023 08:39 |
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If this thread has taught me anything it’s that once people find something they crave, they’ll waste absolutely no time and do everything to get it as soon and as effectively as possible.
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# ? Apr 7, 2023 08:44 |
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Content will heat up when I get laid off sorry For now I fix a valve and post while dude drives me to next valve E: maybe instead I’ll fill an old school bus with vending machines Rationale fucked around with this message at 08:59 on Apr 7, 2023 |
# ? Apr 7, 2023 08:50 |
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Powerful Katrinka posted:Oh, NOW you want to listen to me Quoting this because I was told not to automate and I was like “I swear a subject matter expert told me the opposite” https://www.amazon.com/EQCOTWEA-Com...28-de351f41cffb You think that’ll fly? Rationale fucked around with this message at 09:54 on Apr 7, 2023 |
# ? Apr 7, 2023 09:49 |
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Rationale posted:I understand and respect that you’re probably right but Thread title or red text?
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# ? Apr 7, 2023 16:17 |
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I like that you didn't address the time issue at all
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# ? Apr 7, 2023 17:45 |
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Rationale posted:I understand and respect that you’re probably right but also I want to make doughnuts from scratch with local ingredients. Not all or even most but it’d be cool Mate I'm not sure you understand what that song is about.
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# ? Apr 7, 2023 18:02 |
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I have gone to the donut shop half a dozen times now because of this thread. They closed for 6 weeks (nice benefit of independently owned paid off, eh) and said reopen 4/7. It's 4/7 and they're still freakin closed. Jerks!
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# ? Apr 7, 2023 18:19 |
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Epitope posted:I have gone to the donut shop half a dozen times now because of this thread. They closed for 6 weeks (nice benefit of independently owned paid off, eh) and said reopen 4/7. It's 4/7 and they're still freakin closed. Jerks! if the OP would get off they rear end and make some donuts you could buy from them!!!
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# ? Apr 7, 2023 18:39 |
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Ok so, we all know the staffing of this place normally is bonkers, nobody wants to have short hours / split hours / clopen type shifts. Given that context some qs: How old are Rationale's kids? What are Ohio laws about children working in parents businesses? What are Ohio laws about homeschooling/truancy? Because I've definitely seen family run businesses putter along just above the threshold of viable all through the years of "homeschooling" kids and take a dive once they're out and external staffing must be sorted out, convinced to show up, and be actually paid. Obviously another question relevant here is the relationship desired with adult kids, but that's apparently not been a factor yet what with all the discussions of how little non work time he's going to have with fam along this proposed path.
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# ? Apr 7, 2023 18:55 |
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Powerful Katrinka posted:I like that you didn't address the time issue at all Talking past each other like ships in the night
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# ? Apr 7, 2023 20:32 |
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Rationale posted:Talking past each other like ships in the night What do you want me to say? I told you that I didn't know anything about the equipment except it was old and sturdy, and can't offer an informed opinion on makes or models. Get a rounder so you won't spend hours cutting, weighing, and rounding dough. What else do you want me to tell you about that?
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# ? Apr 7, 2023 20:39 |
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Thank you for all your guidance auntie
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# ? Apr 7, 2023 21:17 |
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Other place in town has closed indefinitely. I’ll see who want to sell their kit cheapest
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# ? Apr 7, 2023 21:23 |
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Overlord of the donut afterscape, origin story in progress. WHO RUNS DONUTOWN? RATIONALE RUNS DONUTOWN. *hoards the mixers*
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# ? Apr 7, 2023 21:31 |
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Henceforth no taxes or tolls will be levied upon any empty cart in the dominion because we want people to come buy doughnuts
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# ? Apr 7, 2023 21:41 |
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I’m sure your town where all the donut stores have closed down is the perfect place to sell donuts
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# ? May 20, 2024 13:49 |
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I should sign a lease and commute to a place with stiffer competition.
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