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yaffle posted:Horrible though it may seem that's what doctors say to most old people in that position, if they lie down in bed for too long they tend to die of pneumonia. Oh, well, fair enough.... smellmycheese posted:Yes. And then stuck him on a flight to Barbados at the height of Covid and killed him ...Ah. well, nevertheless. Hope you're having a good start to the bank holiday, britthread. It's very sunny in Manchester and there are people out painting their fences and doing their gardens and stuff. Legitimately enough to make me think 'hey this country could be good maybe'. Then I remember poo poo like the asylum barge and think, well, no actually.
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Welsh Jesus is going to get them for that  https://twitter.com/reviewwales/status/1644226750472175616
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I guess there's going to be a series of these: https://twitter.com/UKLabour/status/1644339059215548416
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Apr 7, 2023 15:28
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Keith rolling around in alcoholic night sweats hallucinating the big BAME gunmen coming out of his walls.
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Starmer walked straight into this rake https://twitter.com/EssexPR/status/1644295120315904000 sigh
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Do you think an adult using a sewing-needle on Good Friday should be struck by lightning? Rishi Sunak doesn't. He is a Not Christian and feeds biscuits to his gods. If you use a sewing-needle on Good Friday Labour will destroy you or your premises.
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Do you think people should read books? Jeremy Corbyn does. Since 2010 Jeremy corbyns dangerously ideology has done a million terrorism's Based on data from the institute for victims of communism
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Apr 7, 2023 15:44
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If you look at the Labour Party Twitter feed, it's nothing but "TORIES: They allow criminals to do crime. LABOUR: We'll lock 'em up." I guess you can't expect much else from the former DPP, but there's no even the suggestion that they might try to do something that will improve people's lives. Maybe if the country wasn't a shithole and everyone weren't broke there would be fewer crimes happening. Although the ONS says most types of crime are on the decrease anyway. And I don't know where they're going to lock everyone up, aren't all the prisons bursting at the seams already? Lucky that we're already bringing back prison hulks, just moor HMP Queen Elizabeth in the Thames I guess.
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I think we should build a monolithic needle into space and put all our criminals in it
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Gotta say, blaming the guy who's been PM for like a year for all the decisions you personally made when you were DPP for the Tory party is such a blatantly bullshit move that I almost kind of admire it. The fact that you imply that the Asian PM is a nonce under advisement from Peter Mandelson is just the darkest cherry on the poo poo frosted cake.
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This was reported a few months ago, I wonder if keiths incredible political skills will cause it to resurfacequote:Sikh members have made a complaint to the party after <Labour MP Preet Gill> sent a series of messages on a WhatsApp group that appeared to cast doubt on allegations of sexual abuse within gurdwaras. She also took Keith to pose for photographs in front of pictures of terrorists 
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Apr 7, 2023 16:07
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Green Wing posted:Oh, well, fair enough.... Well, I have covid so I'd say my bank holiday is off to a rubbish start.
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forkboy84 posted:Well, I have covid so I'd say my bank holiday is off to a rubbish start. Hope you feel better soon. I just started a new job last week while recovering from a cold so at least I have the long weekend to recover That Fucking Sned fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Apr 7, 2023 |
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Apr 7, 2023 16:27
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Rishi Sunak will do nothing about mutant beavers threatening Ed Balls. Labour will put them all in prison. https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/status/1644303785399918594
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Apr 7, 2023 16:42
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Labour are so poo poo. Goddamn. Just full on turbo judge dredd mode, but without all the fun drugs and outfits. Just a sad bowl of overcooked eggs and some rotting turnips to look forwards to. Least its a nice day out, as I hide inside and read about US politics instead.
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Apr 7, 2023 16:49
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Paul cattermole has died, rip. I don't know if anyone with the hilarious sclub7 redtexts are around anymore but if so please post an f to pay respects.
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yeah, this one's going great: https://twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/1644279353784561665?cxt=HHwWgsCznYnX09EtAAAA it rules that the electoral 'choice' on Crime and Justice is between: Labour: we will obliterate criminals without mercy, unlike that nonce Sunak who loves crime (because he's a nonce) Tories: we will obliterate criminals without mercy, unlike Labour who love (((animalistic thugs))) so much that they won't even deport them to jamaica where they belong
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StarkingBarfish posted:Paul cattermole has died, rip. I don't know if anyone with the hilarious sclub7 redtexts are around anymore but if so please post an f to pay respects. If I remember rightly the guy with the S Club 7 red text was goddamnedtwisto, who is also dead.  Pressing F for both of them.
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Please pray for Graham, he's given himself that disorder that the vampires in Carpe Jugulem got when they spent so much time obsessing over religious symbols that they started seeing crosses and stars and aums everywhere in normal patterns, but for transphobia.
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Glad that we went through five years of screeching horror at Corbyn to land at the position of "It's fine when we do it". loving Burn Britain to the ground and start over.
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Gonzo McFee posted:Gotta say, blaming the guy who's been PM for like a year for all the decisions you personally made when you were DPP for the Tory party is such a blatantly bullshit move that I almost kind of admire it. The fact that you imply that the Asian PM is a nonce under advisement from Peter Mandelson is just the darkest cherry on the poo poo frosted cake. but it's backfired because he's a vapid oval office who's useless at politics
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Maugrim posted:If I remember rightly the guy with the S Club 7 red text was goddamnedtwisto, who is also dead. thanks - it was bugging me where i remembered him from
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Ken reminding everyone about when he was DPP in promos is great, not like there's a huge right-wing meme about him being DPP when there were multiple dropped allegations against Savile.
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Bobby Deluxe posted:Ken reminding everyone about when he was DPP in promos is great, not like there's a huge right-wing meme about him being DPP when there were multiple dropped allegations against Savile. I thought he took over shortly after Savile wasn't prosecuted.
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Maugrim posted:If I remember rightly the guy with the S Club 7 red text was goddamnedtwisto, who is also dead. Aww poo poo. I'd forgotten it was twisto, and now I'm sad.
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Oh I'm not arguing if he was or not, it's a really common attack line from gammons, whether it's true or not. It's just weird of him to be boasting about it.
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Jedit posted:I thought he took over shortly after Savile wasn't prosecuted. The refusal to prosecute the Rotherham gang was under his watch though, according to some news article I read. I wonder why the Tories suddenly started bringing it up again.
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Bobby Deluxe posted:Ken reminding everyone about when he was DPP in promos is great, not like there's a huge right-wing meme about him being DPP when there were multiple dropped allegations against Savile. Ken reminding everyone about when he was DPP is like me reminding everyone that i'm from Northern Ireland... it's the only interesting thing in our lives and we can't loving stop talking about it. 
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Just Another Lurker posted:Ken reminding everyone about when he was DPP is like me reminding everyone that i'm from Northern Ireland... it's the only interesting thing in our lives and we can't loving stop talking about it. His dad was a toolmaker
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Just Another Lurker posted:Ken reminding everyone about when he was DPP is like me reminding everyone that i'm from Northern Ireland... it's the only interesting thing in our lives and we can't loving stop talking about it. It's part of a three pronged approach - he's a prosecutor, his dad was a toolmaker and Labour is the party of business and NATO.
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smellmycheese posted:His dad was a toolmaker Too self evident for me to even mention it.
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Green Wing posted:I think I purged this bit from my memory, but did they literally say to their elderly relative who just had surgery during a pandemic 'go and walk around the loving garden 100 times'? lmao  same family
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