Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
how many guilty counts at trial in december for trump?
This poll is closed.
complete and total exoneration 94 21.12%
6.9 48 10.79%
420 63 14.16%
Goku 240 53.93%
Total: 445 votes
[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

 
  • Post
  • Reply
ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Al! posted:

[asmr voice] "ok we're opening up the trump thread nkw, lets see... oh i guess buddykins got his mind blown by a mirror [really pronouncing the consonants] mirror"



https://i.imgur.com/ikiuNA3.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/ZCFLIBC.mp4https://i.imgur.com/MH57dWX.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/fsVWV4A.mp4



Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Al! posted:

i wonder if ypu could successfully run a patreon where you just read cspam posts to people live while they have to work

The insane computer communist intrusive thoughts podcast sounds like fun. I guess you'd just kinda describe pictures.
Ah. A goatse. But it appears mario is peaking out from inside and winking. Ok, next post

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


I've been doing some yoga videos and the yoga lady is always doing the asmr poo poo and it's funny. She's saying "feet-ssss" and popping a k on words with gerunds "ssssstanding-k" and so far it's funny

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Hatebag posted:

Hm, I've heard sprinkling epsom salt around the garden perimeter can be effective for that but I can't speak to that myself

What I've heard is human hair on the ground among the plants

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Al! posted:

[asmr voice] "ok we're opening up the trump thread nkw, lets see... oh i guess buddykins got his mind blown by a mirror [really pronouncing the consonants] mirror"

Lol

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Ham Cheeks posted:

The first foldable bicycle, known as the "pocket bicycle" or "folding safety bicycle," was invented in 1887 by English inventor William Grout. Grout's design featured a hinged frame that allowed the bicycle to be folded in half, making it easier to carry and store. However, it was not until the 1970s that folding bicycles became popular, with the introduction of the Brompton folding bicycle in 1976 and the Dahon folding bicycle in 1982.

The Yugo was invented in Belgrade because bicycles were not allowed on a ferry across the river, I think this predates the popular brands by many years

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
ASMR of plink buying and eating Sheetz

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Hatebag posted:

I've been doing some yoga videos and the yoga lady is always doing the asmr poo poo and it's funny. She's saying "feet-ssss" and popping a k on words with gerunds "ssssstanding-k" and so far it's funny

That would drive me up the loving wall

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

SirPablo posted:

ASMR of plink buying and eating Sheetz

holding the cheezer up really close to the mic so you can hear all the crinkles as it is unwrapped

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

*WET MEAT SOUNDS*

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

this is just too perfect

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Hatebag posted:

I've been doing some yoga videos and the yoga lady is always doing the asmr poo poo and it's funny. She's saying "feet-ssss" and popping a k on words with gerunds "ssssstanding-k" and so far it's funny

thats because if youre actually doing the yoga along with her, you are in the minority

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

SirPablo posted:

ASMR of plink buying and eating Sheetz

dont make me start another patreon

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Al! posted:

thats because if youre actually doing the yoga along with her, you are in the minority

Oh yeah i bet people are crankin it to her, she's alright lookin. Asmr is not sexy to me so it's just funny to notice all the little extra noises she's making to drive engagement on her videos and typically my wife is also doing yoga so we point it out and laugh. It's fun! Sssssss!

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

gofundmeats

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Trump asrm, 8 hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GioBjltdUnU

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
https://twitter.com/EdKrassen/status/1644359191904100355?s=20

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021


you expect me to care about blatant corruption in the supreme court when budweiser is out there producing rainbow beer cans? get serious

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Also known as playing dumb

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

"i asked the other judges if i needed to report my bribes but they all said nah brah its cool"

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
https://twitter.com/carterforva/status/1644354748936536066?t=upj7Y0yy3tz6KYhPakqfaw&s=19

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

https://twitter.com/pepsi/status/615188924114337792

Better get rid of that Pepsi too lol

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1644364822904020992

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Ah poo poo, none of my products are bigoted enough

eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
chuds live every day like the movie they live but they are constantly seeing rainbows and freaking out

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

time for an ultra sonic bath

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Ah poo poo, none of my products are bigoted enough

Gonna start drinking Mountain Lightning, Dr Thunder and Sam's Cola to own the libs

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Called in sick from work and tried to go back to sleep and the birds decided this morning is the perfect time to practice screaming

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

holtemon posted:

Gonna start drinking Mountain Lightning, Dr Thunder and Sam's Cola to own the libs

We regret to inform you Dr Thunder has announced his is a power bottom

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Oh my god

It’s perfect

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

Plinkey posted:

plz don't doxx me, i learned my lesson that I can't eat a pound of mixed fruit in one sitting last week

lol i thought it was just like a thing that people know that eating too much fruit will give you the shits, but one of my co-workers learned it the hard way by eating nothing but apples/apple juice all day on monday

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

I have a personal rule, never eat brands that spell their names incorrectly. they're almost certainly cheap trash.

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
Coors does pride poo poo, but is DEFINITELY bigoted enough

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
poo poo nevermind

https://www.walmart.com/shop/Pride

Is there nowhere safe for a red-blooded alpha male to shop these days???

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

Schmoe Cwead posted:

chuds live every day like the movie they live but they are constantly seeing rainbows and freaking out

this is them

https://youtu.be/lyGoP3ULzg8

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

RealityWarCriminal posted:

time for an ultra sonic bath

I want an ultra chronic bath

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Inspector Hound posted:

Is it ok to get a pet roadrunner

Mayor Pete!!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
Here is a cool beer boycott https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coors_strike_and_boycott

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply