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Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Sesame oil's the real deal coffee flavoring

# ? Apr 7, 2023 18:01

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# ? May 27, 2024 12:18

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Just deep fry your coffee and drink the oil straight from the pot like an animal

# ? Apr 7, 2023 18:06

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Yeah I'd like a venti fried latte with cracklins

# ? Apr 7, 2023 18:10

dog nougat: Apr 8, 2009

steinrokkan posted:

Just deep fry your coffee and drink the oil straight from the pot like an animal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6y_3KR7IV4

# ? Apr 7, 2023 18:11

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Good first step, but then he brews it normally, like a dog.

Incidentally, he also didn't hate the olive oil coffee

steinrokkan has a new favorite as of 18:19 on Apr 7, 2023

# ? Apr 7, 2023 18:15

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

James Hoffmann is such a loving nerd.

# ? Apr 7, 2023 18:17

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Yeah he rules

Also all of the olive oil coffees I see where someone isn�t loving it up on purpose add olive oil to the milk and it gets incorporated as it foams. I can see that tasting OK with the right type of olive oil but it really just seems like a gimmick.

# ? Apr 7, 2023 18:23

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

I am disappointed he didn't try the deep fried coffee in his bripe.

# ? Apr 7, 2023 18:28

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

# ? Apr 7, 2023 19:29

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

LifeSunDeath posted:

he's so proud of the abomination he has fathered.

# ? Apr 7, 2023 19:36

shelley: Nov 8, 2010

olive oil coffee is apparently the new gimmick thing at Starbucks... because Howard Schultz met a dude who ate olive oil every day, and he thought "hey what if i mix that with my coffee", which is a normal human thought to have about olive oil

# ? Apr 7, 2023 19:39

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 19:47 on Apr 7, 2023

# ? Apr 7, 2023 19:41

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

LifeSunDeath posted:

# ? Apr 7, 2023 20:01

Pookah: Aug 21, 2008; 🪶Caw🪶

LifeSunDeath posted:

WHY.ARE.THERE.NOODLES.

# ? Apr 7, 2023 20:18

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

LifeSunDeath posted:

This is it, you've found my limit.
loading the pizza with so much sausage that you can't taste anything but spicy processed meat is beyond me.

# ? Apr 7, 2023 20:23

nesamdoom: Apr 15, 2018; nesaM kiled Masen

By popular demand posted:

This is it, you've found my limit.
loading the pizza with so much sausage that you can't taste anything but spicy processed meat is beyond me.

I'm polar opposite. I want a pepperoni cake. I'll even say we can not call it a pizza. I can't imagine a day of my life a slice of this wouldn't have been great. I'm sure the effects of eating it are gonna be horrible.

# ? Apr 7, 2023 21:50

dog nougat: Apr 8, 2009

nesamdoom posted:

I'm polar opposite. I want a pepperoni cake. I'll even say we can not call it a pizza. I can't imagine a day of my life a slice of this wouldn't have been great. I'm sure the effects of eating it are gonna be horrible.

# ? Apr 7, 2023 22:02

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

LifeSunDeath posted:

Oh my GERD!

# ? Apr 7, 2023 22:05

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

You wanted No Pizza Rules, so you must live in the lawless Eternal Pizza Frontier. Sounds exciting, you might think, like you�ll be a pioneer, always at the bleeding edge of pizza discovery, who would be immortalized in the history books. But nobody thinks they�ll be the one to succumb to dysentery.

RIP Andy
peperony and chease

# ? Apr 7, 2023 22:12

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

nesamdoom posted:

I'm polar opposite. I want a pepperoni cake. I'll even say we can not call it a pizza. I can't imagine a day of my life a slice of this wouldn't have been great. I'm sure the effects of eating it are gonna be horrible.

# ? Apr 7, 2023 22:15

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

uber_stoat posted:

There we go, that's the ~~good~~ potentially edible stuff

# ? Apr 7, 2023 22:16

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

Did you know you can put pepperoni in lasagna?

I hate it because a pepperoni that is not fried in the open air of a pizza oven is greasy squeaky mystery meat texture but it sounds like there's a lot of people that like that.

# ? Apr 7, 2023 22:20

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

uber_stoat posted:

That's a quiche.

# ? Apr 7, 2023 22:25

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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I've used pepperoni in baked pasta dishes but I usually render them a bit on a baking sheet first

# ? Apr 7, 2023 22:27

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

zedprime posted:

Did you know you can put pepperoni in lasagna?

I hate it because a pepperoni that is not fried in the open air of a pizza oven is greasy squeaky mystery meat texture but it sounds like there's a lot of people that like that.

hard agree, i don't want the floppy mystery meat. gotta have the crispy grease cups.

# ? Apr 7, 2023 22:28

VictualSquid: Feb 29, 2012; Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

zedprime posted:

Did you know you can put pepperoni in lasagna?

I hate it because a pepperoni that is not fried in the open air of a pizza oven is greasy squeaky mystery meat texture but it sounds like there's a lot of people that like that.

The trick is to pan-fry them first.

# ? Apr 7, 2023 22:30

Cyril Sneer: Aug 8, 2004; Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

I have that exact same bottle of olive oil.

Namaste.

# ? Apr 7, 2023 23:51

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

i was wondering where steve1989mre went, was kinda worried covid got him. but i have discovered he is fine and is working on some very high level projects.

quote:

Howdy folks,

I'm currently working on 4 videos and rotating around on 'em. Required additional education and understanding. Couldn't clown a $6,000, $3,000, $1,555, or $1,500 project. Found an Imperial Japanese ration for only $500. My max bid on one thing not too long ago was $11,006. Thankfully it didn't go that high... a real win for only $1,555.

Writing music - utilizing unique photos and doing it the way I always wanted to do it. Not giving projected dates for anything because it's not my style - things happen and they can be ready later, sooner, or who knows when sometimes.

Learned not to give out definitive dates. I'm not a production studio team - just one dude doing it.

*Edit - I have one other special WW2 ration project and I'm not able to provide much detail as of yet. Was about to blab about it here... Will be known once it's out. Working on the music now.

The $6,000 project I've been working on for months now it seems. Almost complete filming.

Also got a 2021 HDR menu 1 & 2 that's fully edited. That's not getting released standalone though.

Also have 4 hard drives full of pre-filmed stuff. Some okay, some not so great, others? Gems. Like a 2017 freeze dried Estonian 24hr.. went back to look at it recently. Filmed November 2019.. man it has some funny moments! But again... I'm not coming back with some 3 1/2 year old pre-shoot to pair with a 2021 HDR. I want the $6,000 project (WW2 US Ration and equipment) to pair with the HDR next. Then a $1,500 project which is a prototype ration. Research for the Frigid Trail Ration is another current - ever see one? I never knew they still existed until seeing a case turn up out of Alaska. Cost 3 grand and that was a good price.

No ration reviewer is going to get better at their craft if they're doing things the exact same way, with little to no research or understanding, or *without a bit of sacrifice.

Alright cool, see ya. -ST

# ? Apr 8, 2023 02:04

Zero_Grade: Mar 18, 2004; Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Antigravitas posted:

That's a quiche.

I think it's a lasagna, or possibly a very intricately constructed calzone.

# ? Apr 8, 2023 02:09

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

uber_stoat posted:

i was wondering where steve1989mre went, was kinda worried covid got him. but i have discovered he is fine and is working on some very high level projects.

Ah, good to know. With those kind of folks, I always wonder if they opened up the wrong ration pack if I haven't seen em in a while.

# ? Apr 8, 2023 02:13

Brawnfire: Jul 13, 2004; 🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Captain Hygiene posted:

Ah, good to know. With those kind of folks, I always wonder if they opened up the wrong ration pack if I haven't seen em in a while.

Classified Phoenix

# ? Apr 8, 2023 02:22

Runa: Feb 13, 2011

LifeSunDeath posted:

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/04/06/sta...Ctwitter%7Cmain

# ? Apr 8, 2023 03:18

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

dog nougat posted:

There no way milk would save it. Unless you just really love the taste of olive oil

Mustard would help it emulsify

# ? Apr 8, 2023 03:25

BigHead: Jul 25, 2003; Huh?; Nap Ghost

Decrepus posted:

Mustard would help it emulsify

How hard would it be to make a coffee mayonnaise? Seems like the kind of thing that would cut the morning routine in half. Maybe gently heat coffee grounds in olive oil on low until the caffeine is extracted, filter, and use that? According to the Internet caffeine is both water and oil soluble so you should get caffeinated olive oil from that. And a mayonnaise recipe uses like a cup of oil to a few teaspoons of everything else; I bet you could pack a lot of coffee in that if you were really trying then the mayonnaise would be mostly caffeinated.

I bet it would look like death. But think about the advantages! You could bring a sandwich and a cup of coffee to lunch in your bespoke bicycling backpack without having to deal with liquid coffee! And the mayonnaise would be actually literally addictive so those jerk doctors wouldn't be able to tell you to eat less! And the coffee poops would be so tremendously smooth.

This is intriguing. Patent pending don't steal.

# ? Apr 8, 2023 04:05