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Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

That's...not...:psyduck:

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Victar
Nov 8, 2009

Bored? Need something to read while camping Time-Lost Protodrake?

www.vicfanfic.com

Saint Sputnik posted:

Hitch finally made it onto my scroll past and don't even bother trying to read list, along with Tom Tomorrow, Sinfest and whoever does that washed-out really ugly art with letters too small for anyone to read

Hitch and Sinfest are both awful, but Tom Tomorrow is my favorite cartoonist on here. His writing is very good at exposing ideological hypocrisy, bizarre contradictions, and blatant lies.

"We now live in an authoritarian state controlled by woke Democrats who want to defund the police!"

"I - wait, what?"

"I'm still workshopping here, just go with it."

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
When you don't seize drugs, obviously you are going to seize a lot of drugs.

Post poste
Mar 29, 2010

:psyduck:
Do neither of these people know what seeds are?
Or worms?!

M.c.P
Mar 27, 2010

Stop it.
Stop all this nonsense.

Nap Ghost

That is not how seeds work!
Also probably kind of a blasphemous comparison!
And tulips in the desert seems like a bad idea. Maybe consider succulents?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Seeds aren't dead plants.

Good to know that it's still the case that none of the "it's basic biology" people know any basic biology.

Also if you want a flower metaphor for the Resurrection, that's what the Easter lily is for. And even then the story isn't that they came back to life, they just flower around Easter.

"Consider the lilies how they grow: they toil not, they spin not; and yet I say unto you, that Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these."

Kellies Nomination: Worst "A Thing Happened" Cartoon

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Skios posted:

Michael Ramirez


One of the more famous Budweiser Super Bowl ads.

https://youtu.be/xD6ghskNKa8

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!


Kellies Nomination: Worst Gaslighting

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

If you're seizing the fentanyl at the border, you've let it come too far. We must go in and root out the fentanyl at its source. No I won't go into specifics about how that works but we all know!!!

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Oh, Donald Trump has been quite honest that he intends to send the US military into Mexico, with or without their government's consent, to seize the fent before it gets anywhere near the border. I think the GOP is mostly pretending they didn't hear him say that.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Victar posted:

Hitch and Sinfest are both awful, but Tom Tomorrow is my favorite cartoonist on here. His writing is very good at exposing ideological hypocrisy, bizarre contradictions, and blatant lies.

"We now live in an authoritarian state controlled by woke Democrats who want to defund the police!"

"I - wait, what?"

"I'm still workshopping here, just go with it."
Cops are America-loving heroes so naturally the socialists want to replace them with Woke Brownshirts to enact their Lavender Agenda.

You’re never going to outlogic them when they are so willing to just plunge into utter fantasy.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on King Charles’s struggles – Easter brings troubles for monarch as he prepares for coronation"

Telegraph:

Putin sacks top general over disastrous failed assault

Matt:


Independent:

‘How on earth did they get through?’ Met Police vetting under fire over offender officers

Times:

Humza Yousaf rejects ‘conspiracy theory’ over Peter Murrell arrest

Stephen Collins:


Bonus! Prospect magazine:

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Cloud Potato posted:

Stephen Collins:

look i love stephen collins just as much as any right thinking person should


that's it. you should love this man.

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

idonotlikepeas posted:


David M. Hitch



The same Joe Manchin who takes money from the rear end in a top hat funding Thomas's yacht trips, that Joe Manchin?

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Saint Sputnik posted:

The same Joe Manchin who takes money from the rear end in a top hat funding Thomas's yacht trips, that Joe Manchin?

He's got a D after his name, so there's literally 0 difference between him and Ilhan Omar.

My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

Hide your healthcare.
Hide your wife.

Murdstone posted:

One of the more famous Budweiser Super Bowl ads.

https://youtu.be/xD6ghskNKa8

Thank you. I was going crazy thinking they did a commercial exactly like this.

Look at that donk. :kimchi:

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Twelve by Pies posted:

Kellies Nomination: Most Easily Reinterpreted

Holy poo poo is this an "ARE LIGHTBULBS" cartoon in loving 2023?

Rob is so out of touch that he literally didn’t hear about the gas stove thing.


So the conservative definition of Banana Republic for some reason focuses on the “unfairly ousted former leader of country silenced by imprisioning after falsified charges” part. Am I understanding this correctly?

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


DalaranJ posted:

So the conservative definition of Banana Republic for some reason focuses on the “unfairly ousted former leader of country silenced by imprisioning after falsified charges” part. Am I understanding this correctly?

It's "when democrats are in charge".

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




China Daily

The US creates the illusion that China is "developed" by Ma Xuejing


Charlie Hebdo


The Pain in the rear end

:nws: Penis in the mouth of a decapitated head

Pedophilia: Double-edged justice
Man's justice/God's Justice

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Pope:

Labor's stymied $10b housing fund could be revived soon (Canberra Times). The original couldn't get through because the crossbench argues it doesn't go far enough.

Moir:


Dyson:

Former Indigenous affairs minister Ken Wyatt quits Liberals over party’s voice opposition (Guardian).

Leak, Son of Leak:

The Coalition and conservative argument against the voice is literally the Kelly cartoon about when we talk about race.

Knight:


Leunig:

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

That Leunig would have been a good Collins cartoons.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
That Leunig is also a fuckin' Kelly.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Aaron Burr, a former vice president, was put on trial for treason in 1807 you loving moron.

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!
Clay Bennett




Jeff Danziger




Jeff Stahler




Pedro X. Molina




Ann Telnaes




Lee Judge




Mike Smith




Jimmy Margulies




Ed Gamble




David M. Hitch




Mike Peters




Drew Sheneman




Dave Granlund




David Horsey

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

Twelve by Pies posted:

Holy poo poo is this an "ARE LIGHTBULBS" cartoon in loving 2023?
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Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

I'm laughing way too hard at Death's little "I :h: CRIME" button.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


..."on" him or "in" him?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

idonotlikepeas posted:

Jeff Danziger



Jeff Danziger cannot have a little Islamophobia, even as a treat.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


I don't even know where to start with this take. Every time I think of something dumb about it I think about another way it's dumb on another level entirely. It's a bottomless pit of stupid.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Best thing about Smith is that he is just that dumb and even being willfully dense.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

InsertPotPun posted:

look i love stephen collins just as much as any right thinking person should


that's it. you should love this man.

I can't leave this post unanswered, somebody has to call you out on your statements:




They're correct!

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

These stupid “Indictment bad…but actually good you stupid libs” cartoons leave out that Trump’s bump in the polls is for the nomination not the general election. In fact one poll show a narrow majority of Americans believe the indictment makes him unfit to run at all.

Conservatives still refusing to believe that Trump was never popular, and by 2020 Americans were sick of hearing about the latest poo poo he did every day. I don’t even think it’s for a good reason beyond Americans pining for the days when they felt they could ignore politics except once every four years.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson: all aboard Braverman’s Easter bus – The home secretary’s controversial plan to deport asylum seekers to Rwanda is facing a number of challenges in court"

Telegraph:


Independent:

Inside the floating barge that’s set to hold 500 asylum seekers in Dorset; After JMW Turner.

The i paper:


Times:

Police who fail vetting are never sacked, says Mark Rowley; Go to work on an egg - Wikipedia

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

lol at 1960's China being a decade of cozying up to capitalism

Victar posted:

Hitch and Sinfest are both awful, but Tom Tomorrow is my favorite cartoonist on here. His writing is very good at exposing ideological hypocrisy, bizarre contradictions, and blatant lies.

"We now live in an authoritarian state controlled by woke Democrats who want to defund the police!"

"I - wait, what?"

"I'm still workshopping here, just go with it."

Tom Tomorrow's problem isn't the writing, it's the cartooning part.

Grape fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Apr 8, 2023

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011


He's so mad about the cop cars getting to use the forbidden bulbs too.

Who even wants incandescents anyway, they last like a year, you're constantly up and down replacing them, and they cost more. Does Phillips hide heroin inside that only Boomers know about?

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Kellies Nomination: Laziest Non-Gorrell

Kellies Nomination: Worst "Any Day Now", Worst Wishful Thinking

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Oh well done

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Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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