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Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

Tobermory posted:

Mountain Dew should make a concerted effort to sell Code Red in hospitals, IMO.

It'd be more appropriate if it were code blue tho

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Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Powered Descent posted:

I'm sure there's a simple explanation. Perhaps as a baby you accidentally stumbled into the fourth dimension for a moment, and when you came back here to the third, you were facing the wrong way around and so from then on you were a mirror image of yourself -- or, from your perspective, the universe was suddenly mirrored.

A fun phenomenon is mirror twins. If the embryo splits at just the right time during development, you get identical twins with reversed characteristics, to the point where one of them has all their internal organs mirrored. It's harmless in itself but can lead to medical issues due to incorrect diagnoses and really confusing surgeons.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Huh. So that's how someone ends up with their balls on top of their dick.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I was seeing a doctor for high (like 179/95) blood pressure. He was looking at some test results on the computer and loudly exclaimed "oh nooo!".
I do this constantly while monitoring in surgery, and some day a doctor will kill me for it.

"Oh gently caress me"
"What's going on? Is the patient ok??"
"Oh, yeah, sorry, my pen is running out of ink"

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Killer robot posted:

A fun phenomenon is mirror twins. If the embryo splits at just the right time during development, you get identical twins with reversed characteristics, to the point where one of them has all their internal organs mirrored. It's harmless in itself but can lead to medical issues due to incorrect diagnoses and really confusing surgeons.

Huh, that's a plot point in suttree

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Killer robot posted:

A fun phenomenon is mirror twins. If the embryo splits at just the right time during development, you get identical twins with reversed characteristics, to the point where one of them has all their internal organs mirrored. It's harmless in itself but can lead to medical issues due to incorrect diagnoses and really confusing surgeons.

Chirality, but like, from your head to your toes.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Literal cavemen lol

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://twitter.com/vidsthatgohard/status/1644026294848606210?s=20

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


tf is this in the cursed thread. Eating mangoes by the water until you burst is the dream.

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple
It looks like a villain from the Jungle Book

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

King Carnivore posted:

It looks like a villain from the Jungle Book

Turn on ur monitor

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




https://i.imgur.com/761eO3O.mp4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I walked into one of those nets once. Didn't never see the spider neither. gently caress knows where it went

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Banana spiders, Nephila, are blessed

Monkey videos are pretty cursed, everything from over feeding, teasing, beatings, kidnappings etc, flooding Facebook and YouTube with bizzare videos.

The comments are extremely bizzare, referencing the monkeys as tree rats, and clandestine paid abuse videos in WhatsApp groups telegram etc where people torture the monkeys based on requests

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I feel the same way about cat videos. So many "cute" cat videos are just people tormenting their cats and everyone laughing at their reactions. "Look at this funny way she cries when I pick her up and hold her upside-down by her feet lol!"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/hostiledesign/status/1644357022773653511

busalover
Sep 12, 2020

Kharnifex posted:

Banana spiders, Nephila, are blessed

Monkey videos are pretty cursed, everything from over feeding, teasing, beatings, kidnappings etc, flooding Facebook and YouTube with bizzare videos.

The comments are extremely bizzare, referencing the monkeys as tree rats, and clandestine paid abuse videos in WhatsApp groups telegram etc where people torture the monkeys based on requests

There was a scandal a while back about a Youtube "pet rescue" channel. I think they abused the animals first, then "saved" them.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

:nms: for a deer that walked its way to the bone zone.

https://twitter.com/TheScaryNature/status/1644370008645009408?s=20

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

busalover posted:

There was a scandal a while back about a Youtube "pet rescue" channel. I think they abused the animals first, then "saved" them.

Yeap, same with the turtle barnacle videos, started off with a guy years ago pulling sea turtles out of harbour netting and ballast water areas and using a scraper to clean them up.

Ended with insane turtle exploitation videos where people glue aquarium plants and shells to land tortoise and rescue them from rockpools and creeks they got thrown into and the glued on items removed

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Kharnifex posted:

Yeap, same with the turtle barnacle videos, started off with a guy years ago pulling sea turtles out of harbour netting and ballast water areas and using a scraper to clean them up.

Ended with insane turtle exploitation videos where people glue aquarium plants and shells to land tortoise and rescue them from rockpools and creeks they got thrown into and the glued on items removed

Wtf is wrong with people. Everyone is horrible

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Alex Jones really let himself go after he lost his lawsuit

SmallFormatBlues
Aug 12, 2022


I lack the technical ability to edit those strong hands spreading that sexy uranussy apart. Can anyone make this a reality to truly,truly, truly make this a stunning view

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

SmallFormatBlues posted:



I lack the technical ability to edit those strong hands spreading that sexy uranussy apart. Can anyone make this a reality to truly,truly, truly make this a stunning view

Quick, someone photoshop combine this with the goat man.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Behold the wonders therein, if you dare

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Captain Hygiene posted:

Behold the wonders therein, if you dare



HAHAHAH But might wanna just have a raw link

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Captain Hygiene posted:

Behold the wonders therein, if you dare



I really appreciate this vs the version with the hands stamped on the picture in question I was expecting! Well done! Thank you!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
We should have that transparent template linked in a pinned post or something, in case someone needs it in a hurry and doesn't already have it.

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.




mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/SxpCLnE.mp4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
That's really spooky. They way they move it makes it look like there's a mangled cadaver inside that sack.

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
turn on ur monitor

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Contortionists are not to be trusted. You personally can't bend your spine 270 degrees, so how do you think they can? The answer is obvious: eldritch pacts with faceless beings beyond the void.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Sorry, I only deal with entities that are mostly in the material solid phase, said I, hypocritically.

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 14:17 on Apr 8, 2023

Lister
Apr 23, 2004

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
The diminished glutes

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



I started work at a company that has a branch office at a local Latvian cultural centre. The basement of the building is kind of maze-like and has all these display cabinets along the main corridor.



The cabinets have things like examples of traditional Latvian clothing and textile arts, so there's embroidery and weaving and such. There's also a case that has these creepy dolls in traditional Latvian costume.



The dolls are very clearly cursed, as you can see here:



This one here is by far the worst, though:



This is obviously a doll that knows what human flesh tastes like.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

What am I looking at besides "food that does not look very good?"

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koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening
That's just a regular day at Hanny's

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