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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

mobby_6kl posted:

I'm pulling it up as hard as I can but nothing is happening

SSRIs.txt

# ? Apr 7, 2023 12:48

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 02:47

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Karate Bastard posted:

that's kinda already how multimillionaires work

# ? Apr 7, 2023 12:49

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# ? Apr 7, 2023 13:25

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

mobby_6kl posted:

I'm pulling it up as hard as I can but nothing is happening

This is a common side effect of antidepressants.

# ? Apr 7, 2023 14:46

Shnakepup: Oct 16, 2004; Paraphrasing moments of genius

Grendels Dad posted:

Here you have a box with a red button. If you push the button, you will get one million dollars, but someone will di- STOP MASHING THE RED BUTTON!

qntm did a short story about this

quote:

�By myself it looks like I can press this thing about ten times per second, max. But my hand wears out fast. I could probably build a mechanical system similar to my finger, rigged to a wheel and a system of rods like a steam train's wheels... which presses it ten times per second, forever. ...If I built some kind of vacuum, I could physically pull the switch up again after depressing it... No, wait. Of course. I could just glue an oscillating rod onto the button itself. That could be cranked up to around a hundred hertz.

Hmm, this safety cap would be a problem. Might need to tape it down. Huh, looks like it's just a cheap piece of non-mystical plastic. I guess I can just snap it off.

One hundred thousand dollars per second. Eh... call it fifty. That would get through the entire human population in one hundred and forty million seconds. That's about sixteen hundred days... four and a half years.

So, that's a lot of time to think. If I just rigged that mechanical system up right now, I could set it going, and the cumulative probability of my neck being the randomly chosen neck stays very comfortable for... uh, at least a month or two. That's time to think, crunch some numbers, make some more serious decisions about acceptable risk. Refine the machine so that I have detailed remote control over the number of actuations. Rig up formal logging and tracking of every button press. A rough homebrewed system would do it... I don't want to contact anybody else about this...

And I don't know a whole bunch about security... but if nobody knows, who's going to know to even look? Yeah. I have enough makerspacey skills to make that happen. A little Raspberry Pi project. A little webdev, a little app on my phone. This could be fun.

# ? Apr 7, 2023 17:50

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Shnakepup posted:

qntm did a short story about this

This is fantastic, thank you.

# ? Apr 7, 2023 19:10

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Potato Salad posted:

that's kinda already how multimillionaires work

Musk is way ahead of any manual button-user in both dollars and fatalities per day.

# ? Apr 7, 2023 20:25

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

SSRIs.txt

Please stop taking Lexipro. Perhaps try Busparone.

# ? Apr 7, 2023 22:21

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

Bupropion works too. It�ll also leave you horned up for hours and hours and weeks, and might just end up making your anxiety worse, but at least you won�t have a dead lever.

# ? Apr 7, 2023 22:29

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

Bupropion works too. It�ll also leave you horned up for hours and hours and weeks, and might just end up making your anxiety worse, but at least you won�t have a dead lever.

It will also make you feel happier, help you quit smoking, and also help your ADHD.

# ? Apr 7, 2023 22:35

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dialhforhero posted:

Please stop taking Lexipro. Perhaps try Busparone.

I love a few slices of busparone, on crusty bread with some mortadella.

# ? Apr 8, 2023 00:17

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

Wheeeen theeeee....
Dopamine's tried to escape from your mind
Buuu-sparone
When your anxiety's high and your jerked meat is dry
Buuu-sparone!

:discourse:

# ? Apr 8, 2023 00:49

Mechanical Pencil: Feb 19, 2013; by vyelkin

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

SSRIs.txt

# ? Apr 8, 2023 06:00

Mechanical Pencil: Feb 19, 2013; by vyelkin

Soul Dentist posted:

Wheeeen theeeee....
Dopamine's tried to escape from your mind
Buuu-sparone
When your anxiety's high and your jerked meat is dry
Buuu-sparone!

# ? Apr 8, 2023 06:05

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Soul Dentist posted:

Wheeeen theeeee....
Dopamine's tried to escape from your mind
Buuu-sparone
When your anxiety's high and your jerked meat is dry
Buuu-sparone!

I enjoyed this song, thankyou

# ? Apr 8, 2023 10:37

Lucky Guy: Jan 24, 2013; TY for no bm

dialhforhero posted:

It will also make you feel happier

lmao

# ? Apr 8, 2023 13:40

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Soul Dentist posted:

Wheeeen theeeee....
Dopamine's tried to escape from your mind
Buuu-sparone
When your anxiety's high and your jerked meat is dry
Buuu-sparone!

# ? Apr 8, 2023 13:52

Geomancing: Jan 8, 2004; I am not an egghead. I am well-read.

dialhforhero posted:

It will also make you feel happier, help you quit smoking, and also help your ADHD.

The screaming night terrors might balance out that 'feeling happier' thing. Not being able to sleep for the terrible things you dream up tends to bring down the mood.

# ? Apr 8, 2023 13:55

hazardousmouse: Dec 17, 2010

wait, dead lever or dead liver? also, there's some other common meds for unexcitable genitals if screaming night terrors aren't your thing

# ? Apr 8, 2023 14:16

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Any drugs that will make me scream in ecstasy? Other than Ecstasy.

# ? Apr 8, 2023 15:32

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Sodium picosulfate.

E: oh, sorry, misread. You said "ecstasy", my bad.

# ? Apr 8, 2023 15:38

G-Spot Run: Jun 28, 2005

Karate Bastard posted:

Sodium picosulfate.

E: oh, sorry, misread. You said "ecstasy", my bad.

https://youtu.be/XVoU30ixHrM

# ? Apr 8, 2023 15:50

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

I was trying to log in to check my flight details when this happened:

# ? Apr 8, 2023 18:36

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Hirayuki posted:

I was trying to log in to check my flight details when this happened:

Is... is it a flight to New York? :ohdear:

# ? Apr 8, 2023 18:42

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Well, ackshully,

None of the 4 planes involved in the attacks were 747's.

2 were 757 variants

2 were 767 variants

:goonsay:

# ? Apr 8, 2023 19:02

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Neddy Seagoon posted:

Is... is it a flight to New York?

What does it look like in Wingdings?

# ? Apr 8, 2023 19:04

Sentient Data: Aug 31, 2011; My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Correction, none of them were 747s yet

# ? Apr 8, 2023 20:10

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

The Bananana posted:

Well, ackshully,

None of the 4 planes involved in the attacks were 747's.

2 were 757 variants

2 were 767 variants

Umm, if 2 were 767 and then 2 were 757 what do you think the next 2 are going to be?!

# ? Apr 8, 2023 21:26

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Lobok posted:

Umm, if 2 were 767 and then 2 were 757 what do you think the next 2 are going to be?!

737 if they�re goons

# ? Apr 8, 2023 21:35

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The Bananana posted:

Well, ackshully,

None of the 4 planes involved in the attacks were 747's.

2 were 757 variants

2 were 767 variants

actually it was the towers that crashed into the planes
CHANGE MY MIND

# ? Apr 8, 2023 23:53

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

Lobok posted:

Umm, if 2 were 767 and then 2 were 757 what do you think the next 2 are going to be?!

Because 747 ate 911

# ? Apr 9, 2023 00:42

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Is... is it a flight to New York?

It's not even a 747. :ssh:

# ? Apr 9, 2023 00:52

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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

actually it was the towers that crashed into the planes
CHANGE MY MIND

If the planes were traveling east to west, this is technically true.

# ? Apr 9, 2023 01:14

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

Baron von Eevl posted:

If the planes were traveling east to west, this is technically true.

# ? Apr 9, 2023 02:10

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.