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Wakko
Jun 9, 2002
Faboo!
finally a brand of milk for people that share my values

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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

a strange fowl posted:

the whole species is simultaneously getting stupider due to microplastics

dont worry, it's a self correcting issue
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/apr/06/forever-chemicals-infertility-women-pfas-blood

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Why specifically American Samoa though? There are already multiple other pacific island countries that are way more hosed.

E) I mean, they all are, but some are further along than others.
It's a US territory

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
someone should open the world's largest carbon capture plant somewhere

maybe iceland

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Children of Men is coming true, again....

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Trainee PornStar posted:

Children of Men is coming true, again....

the rich will be able to grow their children in biochemical vats, children of men wasn’t doomer enough

Fell Mood
Jul 2, 2022

A terrible Fell look!

smoobles posted:

OK but also remember, the "previous" thought was already faster than what we previously, previously thought, so you have to do a bit of math

I would no poo poo like to graph the dates that certain publications put out "X happening faster than previously thought " articles and see if the rate is increasing.

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Fell Mood posted:

I would no poo poo like to graph the dates that certain publications put out "X happening faster than previously thought " articles and see if the rate is increasing.

"X happening faster than previously thought" articles happened in the past so they are completely natural

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Not Alex posted:

Hey remember that one, single environmental issue we actually treated as a threat and worked together to fix?

Oops

Whoops, turns out technology won't save us

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

Just get 20,000 dollars of fertility treatment :v:

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...
The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) has projected that if greenhouse gas emissions continue to rise at their current rate, global temperatures could increase by 3.7 to 4.8 degrees Celsius (6.7 to 8.6 degrees Fahrenheit) by the end of the century.

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

err posted:

The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) has projected that if greenhouse gas emissions continue to rise at their current rate, global temperatures could increase by 3.7 to 4.8 degrees Celsius (6.7 to 8.6 degrees Fahrenheit) by the end of the century.

but have you heard of electric cars?

Confusedslight
Jan 9, 2020
Everytime I go into this thread it confirms the idea that confronting reality always tends to make me sad. Has anyone seen the new dungeons and dragons movie?

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
one easy trick to end droughts :ca:, doomers hate it!

https://i.imgur.com/qKfKTux.mp4

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Homeless Friend posted:

one easy trick to end droughts :ca:, doomers hate it!

https://i.imgur.com/qKfKTux.mp4

lol those lakes aren’t even full

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


surely everyone has learned their lesson and will cease the behavior that caused the water shortage in the first place

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
shame that doesn't do poo poo to refill the aquifers!

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Homeless Friend posted:

one easy trick to end droughts :ca:, doomers hate it!

https://i.imgur.com/qKfKTux.mp4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0SYpUSjSgFg

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
lake mead is still 15 feet lower than it was this time last year lol

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
Just needs some snowmelt and it'll get there.

Seatbelts
Mar 29, 2010
looks like we need to revisit the volume of a lake calculations

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

Homeless Friend posted:

one easy trick to end droughts :ca:, doomers hate it!

https://i.imgur.com/qKfKTux.mp4

climate change is CANCELLED

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

It's going to be double cancelled when the next drought is followed by rains so torrential they destroy the dams entirely

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
Mead is 3 feet up and rising
The earth is healing :unsmith:

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

i think the rate of "much faster than previously thought" articles itself is also increasing

i would really like it if we can get rid of all these previous thinkers. i want now thinkers, and more importantly, future thinkers

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

"A group of leading defence figures is urging the Albanese government"

I was so confused why it was referring to the government of Albania, and also that would be Albanian

tima
Mar 1, 2001

No longer a newbie
Smashing previous records
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/apr/08/headed-off-the-charts-worlds-ocean-surface-temperature-hits-record-high


Probably nothing to worry about though.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Eason the Fifth posted:

Mead is 3 feet up and rising
The earth is healing :unsmith:

Democrats made it feel better again

Doomtalker
Dec 10, 2019

Confusedslight posted:

Everytime I go into this thread it confirms the idea that confronting reality always tends to make me sad. Has anyone seen the new dungeons and dragons movie?

Yes, and it really hits the feeling of a good tabletop campaign, Ill timed botch rolls and everything, highly recommended

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Trump thread cross post

Iron Crowned posted:

Birb update



Saw some black capped chickadees in the area so maybe that's what it is, the egg seems huge for a house finch but I'm not a birbatologist

Hexigrammus
May 22, 2006

Cheech Wizard stories are clean, wholesome, reflective truths that go great with the marijuana munchies and a blow job.

Iron Crowned posted:

Trump thread cross post

Ahh, that's the stuff!


Waiting for the annual hummingbird migration to appear. They're normally back in the last week of March but not this year. They were very late leaving this fall, we had 6 "homesteaders" at our winter feeders instead of the usual 3. A couple of extra males have made an appearance but no "last call" mobbing at the feeders just before dark. I'm hoping this bird flu thing is a mild and endemic nothingburger and the birds will be flocking to my feeders again. Maybe if I put up an "Eatin' Good in the Neighbourhood" sign?


On the bright side it sounds like the local pair of Barred Owls are using an old nesting site at the top of the valley. Hopefully we'll see some owlets again this summer.



Two birds on the right are dismembering a squirrel the parent brought them. One of the indigenous red squirrels unfortunately, not one of the alien invasive European squirrels displacing them.

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


welp.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfNr2zUDEZc

I think we may still have a shot if we can get CDR in place within the next 30-40 years lololololololol

I really shouldn't have started my saturday with this video. Now my brunch date is ruined.

biceps crimes has issued a correction as of 19:39 on Apr 8, 2023

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

biceps crimes posted:

welp.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfNr2zUDEZc

I think we may still have a shot if we can get CDR in place within the next 30-40 years lololololololol

I really shouldn't have started my saturday with this video. Now my brunch date is ruined.

haven't you heard? they've opened the largest CDR facility ever in Iceland!

celadon
Jan 2, 2023

Trabisnikof posted:

haven't you heard? they've opened the largest CDR facility ever in Iceland!

Thorn Wishes Talon
Oct 18, 2014

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1644790362479685632

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
everything is going to be okay

:nsa:

Thorn Wishes Talon
Oct 18, 2014

by Fluffdaddy
i'll take good news when i can get them, personally

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

ill always never the summer of '22 as the heyday of the father and son YouTubers giving weekly updates on the water levels and their impact on the barrel and speedboat pointing upward situations

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!

frantically getting a batch of "hey EPA, tax THIS tailpipe" bumper stickers made, with a crude rendering of goatse.

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Rip Testes
Jan 29, 2004

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

We are going through breach 1.5C and when the world doesn't immediately fall apart everyone will seize upon the scientific community for false doom mongering.

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