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Chronicles of Riddic, the complete accounts of an absolute fuckwad, a completely implausible tale of self aggrandizing wankery, a thorough mockery that flies well above the head of its idiot protagonist.
Chapter I, Scene I(a), Planet XYY (INDOORS):
Riddic, wearing war face: PUT SOME CLOTHES ON HARLOTS YOU ARE FREE *punches guards heads clean off*
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 24, 2024 20:38
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Trouser press sold!
The small print tells us
clown pants only.
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Apr 3, 2023 21:50
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- The Voice of Labor
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54 years ago man landed on the moon.
tomorrow I will gently caress on the moon
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Apr 5, 2023 03:50
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- deep dish peat moss
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Gah, only 27 more years until there's a job for me...
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Apr 5, 2023 04:23
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- deep dish peat moss
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Going up to the casinos in vegas to place some alphabets
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Apr 5, 2023 04:24
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- deep dish peat moss
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A new D&D class: The Kazoomancer
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Apr 5, 2023 04:25
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- deep dish peat moss
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William H Macy's
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Apr 5, 2023 04:28
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- Abugadu
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1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
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54 years ago man landed on the moon.
tomorrow I will gently caress on the moon
"That's one small..."
"Hey!"
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Apr 5, 2023 23:39
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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A gay electronic music group called shaftwork
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Apr 6, 2023 04:53
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i dont wanna actually make the thread but itt we role play people who are role playing posting in a thread through posting in a thread
the first post would be like woo im posting
"I'm gonna slur so they know I'm not some kinda weirdo"
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Apr 6, 2023 13:43
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- Quadramind
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I'm gonna pretend to be replying to op rn
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Apr 6, 2023 19:24
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- The Voice of Labor
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*mspaints a little dick penetrating itself like a penisorobous to blend in*
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Apr 6, 2023 19:26
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I'm counting down the posts until it's time for someone to make a comparison to Hitler, for compliance.
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Apr 6, 2023 19:29
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godwin typed out in a new reply window just ready to hit enter and go
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Apr 6, 2023 19:34
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abducting your political enemy's children, taking them miniature golfing and to lunch, talking poo poo with them about their parents before dropping them back off at home
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Apr 6, 2023 20:52
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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abducting your political enemy's children, taking them miniature golfing and to lunch, talking poo poo with them about their parents before dropping them back off at home
Giving the kids all the candy they can eat, the tweens all the video games they want, and the teens fly new wardrobes.
You now have a house full of "You suck. I wish The Voice of Labor were my real dad!".
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Apr 6, 2023 22:37
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The new digital assistant for the modern age: Butlr
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Apr 7, 2023 13:47
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It just occurred to me that I don't know any real clowns in real life, like actual people who work as clowns. Is this normal? Do you know any?
I'm thinking some of them are probably clowns, but disguised as normal people. Secret clowns, among us, operating in secret...
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Apr 7, 2023 19:33
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Giving the kids all the candy they can eat, the tweens all the video games they want, and the teens fly new wardrobes.
You now have a house full of "You suck. I wish The Voice of Labor were my real dad!".
running such an effective and ruthless political party that I am in fact their real dad and their mom loves me so much she spent the past two decades internally wrecking my opposition and after the depositions every one can come home except that little poo poo billy who will also be depositioned
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Apr 7, 2023 19:41
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- Finger Prince
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It just occurred to me that I don't know any real clowns in real life, like actual people who work as clowns. Is this normal? Do you know any?
I'm thinking some of them are probably clowns, but disguised as normal people. Secret clowns, among us, operating in secret...
If you actually were a clown, would you put that on your business card? Or would you go with something more vague and generic like "children's entertainer"? I would think a true clown's business card would be like a Chinese finger trap with their contact details printed on it or something.
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Apr 7, 2023 20:31
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If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person?
Hands shaking, palms sweaty, pulling my business card from my comically oversize wallet
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Apr 7, 2023 20:34
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Further to the finger trap business card idea, you could print it so that it's only legible when pulled tight.
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Apr 7, 2023 20:39
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Waking up as a frog prince. It was all a nightmare.
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Apr 8, 2023 09:00
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- Karate Bastard
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My clown's business card only has the word toot and clown on it
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Apr 8, 2023 11:28
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Presenting a rare item from a strange land to the emperor and it's a baguette.
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Presenting a baguette to the frog emperor. His cheeks inflate; he emits a satisfied croak.
Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 10:01 on Apr 9, 2023
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Apr 9, 2023 09:55
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At great cost, effort, and personal risk delivering the emperor a fresh baguette, cross the cyclones and pirate fleets of the high seas.
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Apr 9, 2023 10:00
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Pretending the baguette was a newborn was one of the hairiest moments.
Especially when they swore an oath that the "child" would marry a foreign lord when it comes of age. We kicked the can down the road with that one.
Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 10:17 on Apr 9, 2023
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Apr 9, 2023 10:06
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The Interpretarion of Memes. A YouTube channel in which a guy in Sigmund Freud getup pschoanylses the latest memes.
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Apr 9, 2023 12:30
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Pretending the baguette was a newborn was one of the hairiest moments.
Especially when they swore an oath that the "child" would marry a foreign lord when it comes of age. We kicked the can down the road with that one.
Finally, somewhere we can pass off the fugliest offspring of nobility!
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Apr 9, 2023 13:00
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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I would say a YouTube series about gardening while on salvia but that's actually been done if you can believe.
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Apr 9, 2023 14:35
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- Karate Bastard
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The correct etiquette of gardening on salvia?
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Apr 9, 2023 14:48
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- Harold Fjord
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It's a coloring book
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Apr 9, 2023 14:49
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Wholesome cults like where you all live together and knit clothing for orphans.
Or just absurdist cults like where you try to grow the largest pumpkins and the despot is whoever won the county fair the past year.
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Apr 9, 2023 14:56
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I would say a YouTube series about gardening while on salvia but that's actually been done if you can believe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JPfnJVEr8E
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Apr 10, 2023 03:03
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Portal with commentary by an actual AI.
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Apr 10, 2023 12:00
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A nuclear physics podcast called The Fission Police.
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Apr 11, 2023 12:24
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The phrase "Meet and gently caress Kingdom" exists in my head for some reason.
So my suggestion is a dating simulator where all the characters are gay kings.
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Apr 11, 2023 14:51
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Husband won't look you in the face because he's "dopamine fasting".
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Apr 12, 2023 09:03
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May 24, 2024 20:38
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Elephant boot camp was going well until they had to put on their gas masks.
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