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RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
The new Indy movie looks like poo poo too.

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CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

“I’m gonna be alright.”

*gets sucked into a UFO and either dies or gets tortured by aliens or something idk*

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009
if you get abducted at least you get to chill with cows

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
:kstare: the newest permaban in the lc lol

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

Black Robe posted:

I'm just... going to leave this here.


buffalo all day
Mar 13, 2019

My brother in Christ this is the tv tuners discord

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Thank fuckin God that's over

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Tism the Dragon Tickler posted:

Thank fuckin God that's over

Hey what's this old paw with a finger curled up

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

drat that thread was extremely patient with him right up until that chatlog got posted.

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009
Saint Peter repeatedly hitting the button labelled "DROP" while Delphisage tries to explain every one of his earthly conversations, every sentence interrupted with profuse apologies

Flying Zamboni
May 7, 2007

but, uh... well, there it is

Going to therapy specifically in the hopes of getting unbanned from the ADTRW anime chat thread is a new high water mark for unhealthy relationships with this site.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

I'm just glad I will never have to see one of his creepy-rear end posts in the Fire Emblem thread ever again

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

:kstare: the newest permaban in the lc lol


:slonk:

Psycho Landlord
Oct 10, 2012

What are you gonna do, dance with me?

Dude should have listened to his moms

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009
reincarnated as a dung beetle, chasing after the praying mantis that refused to eat me "I'm sorry! That wasn't my intent!"

Deathslinger
Jul 12, 2022

Call me cynical but I honestly thought he had some kind of humiliation fetish. That would have made more sense than… well, whatever his deal is. Hope he gets the help he needs.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Tism the Dragon Tickler posted:

I'm just glad I will never have to see one of his creepy-rear end posts in the Fire Emblem thread ever again

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

:kstare: the newest permaban in the lc lol

Oh that guy. He was creepy and obnoxious before that but I don’t remember why

E: oh ok, it’s this guy:

Delphisage posted:

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'M SORRY! PLEASE! I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY THAT!!! I DON'T WANT TO BE LABELED A PEDOPHILE!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE UP FOR IT!!! I'LL STOP POSTING IN THIS THREAD!!! I EVEN REPORTED MYSELF FOR SAYING IT!!!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 14:59 on Apr 9, 2023

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007
doubt he’ll rereg either given his determination to stick with the same username across the whole internet

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!

Flying Zamboni posted:

Going to therapy specifically in the hopes of getting unbanned from the ADTRW anime chat thread is a new high water mark for unhealthy relationships with this site.

I would've been pleased he's going to therapy but it feels like he expects it to teach him the magic words that'll grant him social acceptability rather than teach him to understand himself and what he's doing wrong. Which is a lot of things. Also he's a nonce

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Frank Frank posted:

Oh that guy. He was creepy and obnoxious before that but I don’t remember why

E: oh ok, it’s this guy:

Dude's been banned from practically every single forum on the internet.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Yeah that perma seems appropriate. The guy is a weirdo and this site seems to be genuinely bad for him.

E: although “my mom says I need to stop posting and I will be arrested if I don’t” is p funny

Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 15:13 on Apr 9, 2023

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Shuddering at the thought that he told his mom that he sent me a pm with a link to a my little pony video to prove he wasn't posting anything pornographic

Kild
Apr 24, 2010

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Shuddering at the thought that he told his mom that he sent me a pm with a link to a my little pony video to prove he wasn't posting anything pornographic

lmao

Psycho Landlord
Oct 10, 2012

What are you gonna do, dance with me?

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Shuddering at the thought that he told his mom that he sent me a pm with a link to a my little pony video to prove he wasn't posting anything pornographic

Lol

"And then the mod called it porn mom, it wasn't porn!"

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

he's gonna come back as delphisage2 and fool everyone

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Shuddering at the thought that he told his mom that he sent me a pm with a link to a my little pony video to prove he wasn't posting anything pornographic

Good lord.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009



"I associated 'hot' and 'female' as meaning the same things. Any more context than that would make it seem even creepier"

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣
insane that he almost outlasted this thread

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Frank Frank posted:

E: although “my mom says I need to stop posting and I will be arrested if I don’t” is p funny

new thread title

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Shuddering at the thought that he told his mom that he sent me a pm with a link to a my little pony video to prove he wasn't posting anything pornographic

Haha wtf

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

I would've been pleased he's going to therapy but it feels like he expects it to teach him the magic words that'll grant him social acceptability rather than teach him to understand himself and what he's doing wrong. Which is a lot of things. Also he's a nonce

I mean, to be fair, that's a lot better than not going to therapy at all. I'm okay with that little bit of misdirection if there's even one delphisage out there who learns that they're a creep and how they can be less of one.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
mfer literally did the this is a wendys meme irl smh

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

mfer literally did the this is a wendys meme irl smh

Yeah but like, to an extent that most people would assume is hyperbolic lol

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

He got a therapist literally because people insultingly told him to 'seek therapy' when making fun of him, that is the only reason. so it's not a surprise it's not working out for him.

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

I don't think his relationship with the forums is source of his issue, he just seems like a profoundly pathetic fail guy

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
dr silberman from terminator watching footage of delphisage and saying he can make a career off this guy

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Plenty of people have told him sincerely to seek therapy and tried to impress upon him exactly which behaviors to address and why. Like the permaban post is literally him saying "no thanks" to someone offering to provide him a list of bullet points to take to a therapist.

Which, granted, I am assuming is a thing that E/N regulars do sincerely and not as a joke.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
Yeah it's not really that his relationship with SA is unhealthy. It's that his relationship with every online space is unhealthy. Dude needs some serious help but I don't know if he's going to get it. A sad situation all over.

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Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Flying Zamboni posted:

Going to therapy specifically in the hopes of getting unbanned from the ADTRW anime chat thread is a new high water mark for unhealthy relationships with this site.

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