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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

i am harry posted:

i was about to before I thought about scalding them to teach them a lesson, but if I did that then they don’t look as pretty.



Twist the top

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Skinnymansbeerbelly
Apr 1, 2010
Pizza fail: I turned my heat off for spring and it's still cold enough that my dough preferment is failing to rise :qq:

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

been making Japanese milk bread buns to use for hamburgers, they're so good, very light and fluffy



here's the recipe video I followed, one piece of advice I would give that the video doesn't is to use parchment paper for your baking sheet instead of greasing it, much easier to get the buns off the parchment paper and way less clean up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvqTRIzCpgg

postmodifier
Nov 24, 2004

The LIQUOR BOTTLES are out in full force.
MOM is surely nearby.

Skinnymansbeerbelly posted:

Pizza fail: I turned my heat off for spring and it's still cold enough that my dough preferment is failing to rise :qq:

I proof my doughs on top of the refrigerator, towards the back - the compressor puts off a nice touch of heat so that even if it's a little cold in the house it still gets some warmth back there

You can also just turn the oven on for a couple of minutes and sit it on the stovetop afterwards, the heat rises on up nicely

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Skinnymansbeerbelly posted:

Pizza fail: I turned my heat off for spring and it's still cold enough that my dough preferment is failing to rise :qq:

in addition to the previous suggestions, try leaving it in the oven with just the oven light on

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006

war crimes enthusiast

WampaLord posted:

use parchment paper

for anything 425 and lower it’s the best.

Mandoric
Mar 15, 2003
You don't necessarily have to baby your yeast, this isn't wine a few funky esters aren't going to become The Flavor over several grams of salt never mind several hundred grams of flour. I have good luck in a drafty flat with preheating the oven to as low as it will go, turning it off, then putting the dough ball in in a metal bowl covered with a damp cloth, as long as you don't get up over like 50 degrees you're fine and in fact 40-45 is optimal for a lot of mass-market strains.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
I run my oven for a minute and shut it off and put my dough in there to get warm and happy

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

discovering my oven went down to 100 was a great day I only wish it had a fan in it :(

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
if you have a microwave/vent over your oven with an incandescent bulb, turn the light on (the one that shines down on the stovetop) and put your dough in the microwave. The light will keep the microwave the perfect temperature.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

if you have a microwave/vent over your oven with an incandescent bulb, turn the light on (the one that shines down on the stovetop) and put your dough in the microwave. The light will keep the microwave the perfect temperature.

....
What?

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

HootTheOwl posted:

....
What?

incandescent lights tend to heat up small spaces very well. You dont turn the microwave on and the heat rising from the light will do a great job keeping it just warm enough to proof dough.

I personally do the "turn on the oven for just a minute" trick and then throw the dough in there if the house is too cold but most of my proofs are overnight / a few days in the refrigerator to develop flavor.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




WampaLord posted:

been making Japanese milk bread buns to use for hamburgers, they're so good, very light and fluffy



here's the recipe video I followed, one piece of advice I would give that the video doesn't is to use parchment paper for your baking sheet instead of greasing it, much easier to get the buns off the parchment paper and way less clean up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvqTRIzCpgg

quoting for dinner

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

I'm pretty sure I would die if my apartment got below 68

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

made bechamel sauce tonight. really really good.

Skinnymansbeerbelly
Apr 1, 2010

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

if you have a microwave/vent over your oven with an incandescent bulb, turn the light on (the one that shines down on the stovetop) and put your dough in the microwave. The light will keep the microwave the perfect temperature.

Broke out the thermometer, this ran a little warm

WampaLord posted:

in addition to the previous suggestions, try leaving it in the oven with just the oven light on

But this was just right, and now it's extra boozy :cheers:

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

I moved into a new apartment last week and the previous tenant bent the locking bar on the oven where it can't open. the apartment is run by a leasing company out of nyc 2000 miles away and nobody will respond to me lol

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
Tip for shrimp cocktail, serve on a bed of That basil and wrap each shrimp a a basil leaf or two. I wasn’t really a huge fan until I serendipitously came across this a few months ago.

Edit: oh yeah a Mojito with Thai basil instead of mint and a long tender center piece of lemongrass is a great accompaniment.

Remulak has issued a correction as of 05:05 on Apr 10, 2023

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i say swears online posted:

I moved into a new apartment last week and the previous tenant bent the locking bar on the oven where it can't open. the apartment is run by a leasing company out of nyc 2000 miles away and nobody will respond to me lol
stop paying your rent, they'll contact you real fast.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Back on the lentil train



This was Kenji's coconut lentil dish. Honestly, was just OK.

EL Skirvo
Jun 17, 2006


I think Doctor Thunder is probably the best modeler alive today, I just really love all his work.
Just turning on the oven light and leaving bread to proof in there for an hour or so works for me. Temp gets to just about 80 degrees. Someone here long ago posted a video of Artisan Bread with Steve, which is the easiest way to make bread ever, just mix it up and leave it overnight, bingo. So thanks mystery poster, I've made so much bread since then.

I've pretty much got my white sandwich loaf down from tinkering with Steve's basic recipes. It's just your basic enriched dough, but it's soft and great for sandwiches.

3 Cups flour
10-12 oz water
tsp salt
Tbsp sugar
1/4 tsp instant yeast
1 egg
2 Tbsp butter


I melt the butter a bit in the micro, then mash all that together and cover it up on the counter overnight. I usually throw a 1/4 cup dried milk in there if it's around. Bake for about 20-25 mins at 400, and brush with butter. Makes for decent burger buns too, I usually get 6 out of this recipe.

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
Mmm yeah I have a burger bun recipe that's really similar. Brushing with butter before they go in and then directly after they come out gives it a really cool glossy finish

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I like carrots and peas a lot, but whenever I add them to something I'm eating my brain instantly registers that as kid food. Like I'm looking at some beans and rice cooked with trinidad scoprion peppers, topped with a whole avocado and chili crisp, and because there's little carrots and peas my brain says "that's food for little kids"

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
somebody on SA said that Americans should eat more rice and beans, so I looked up a good Rice and Beans recipe and man, good call

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



It's very good. I've been on a chickpea kick lately with basically only enough rice to ensure it's not just a spoonful of beans each time and because the rice takes and keeps seasoning so much better.

Maybe 2 bucks worth of beans and rice, an 89 cent avocado, and about 25 cents worth of chili crisp and you're full for a day, healthily

Halve some shallots and press+cube some tofu and then bake the poo poo out of both before mixing it in and buddy you've got a real chow goin

fr0id
Jul 27, 2016

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Epic High Five posted:

I like carrots and peas a lot, but whenever I add them to something I'm eating my brain instantly registers that as kid food. Like I'm looking at some beans and rice cooked with trinidad scoprion peppers, topped with a whole avocado and chili crisp, and because there's little carrots and peas my brain says "that's food for little kids"

freezer peas are an absolutely baller side dish or used for stews or for those Indian dishes with them. peas are the platonic ideal of a frozen vegetable: zero difference between fresh and frozen.

those little cubes of frozen carrots suck rear end though. just use a fresh carrot and cut it up interestingly. shred it. faux tourne it. slice it. julienne it. the little frozen carrot cubes are absolutely kids food though.

fr0id
Jul 27, 2016

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

somebody on SA said that Americans should eat more rice and beans, so I looked up a good Rice and Beans recipe and man, good call

share the recipe

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

fr0id posted:

share the recipe

Here's one.

1/2 cup Red beans
1 cup Brown rice
1 8 oz can tomato sauce
1 cup meat pulled from cooked or smoked neck bones (alt: literally any meat already cooked)
Bay leaf
Basil
Red wine vinegar
Salt
Fresh ground pepper
MSG

Cook the rice and the beans until done. Mix all ingredients to taste in pot on cooktop and heat through on medium. Serve with hot sauce, file powder, and/or plain Greek yogurt.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

fr0id posted:

share the recipe

for the life of me I can't find the link I used but basically it was:
Long grain rice
Beans (drained/rinsed if canned, or cooked)
Onion, chopped
Minced garlic
Oil of choice
Jar of Salsa
Vegetable Broth
Cumin, Chili Powder, Paprika, Cayenne, Salt and Pepper

1. heat up your oil in a big skillet to medium heat and cook your onions and garlic for a couple minutes until they start to smell good
2. Add your rice, cook for 3-5 minutes while stirring occassionally until it starts to brown
3. Add jar of salsa and spices, mix thoroughly
4. Add vegetable broth and bring to a simmer. Cover and cook for 13-15 minutes, stirring occasionally
5. Add beans, stir in cook for another 5 minutes or so until everything is evenly heated.

I'm pretty amateur so I tend to stick to the recipe pretty closely, but I think I'll probably add the beans earlier next time. But it came out pretty good overall, nice basic rear end dish to have on hand.

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
I just bought 20 lbs of lentils and it's been a few years since I was using them a lot and I hope to God the kids don't reject them.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

mycomancy posted:

Here's one.

1/2 cup Red beans
1 cup Brown rice
1 8 oz can tomato sauce
1 cup meat pulled from cooked or smoked neck bones (alt: literally any meat already cooked)
Bay leaf
Basil
Red wine vinegar
Salt
Fresh ground pepper
MSG

Cook the rice and the beans until done. Mix all ingredients to taste in pot on cooktop and heat through on medium. Serve with hot sauce, file powder, and/or plain Greek yogurt.

amerifats incapable of cooking something without meat

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

AnimeIsTrash posted:

amerifats incapable of cooking something without meat

A recipe isnt a suicide pact. You can leave the meat out of it.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

AxGrap posted:

I just bought 20 lbs of lentils and it's been a few years since I was using them a lot and I hope to God the kids don't reject them.

They may like them in this form

Chicken, Lentils, and Rice

Cooked brown rice
1/2 cup green lentils boiled in salt water
1 lb. chicken thighs, diced
1 cup chicken broth
1 cup+ milk
1/4 cup white flour
Cooking oil
Fresh ground black pepper
Salt
1/2 tbsp Yellow mustard powder
Thyme
Basil
File powder (optional)
MSG (optional)

Cook the rice and lentils. Add chicken to a non-stick pan and brown. Feel free to add a couple drops of oil to the chicken if the thighs came totally absent of any fat. Once browned, transfer out of pan into a bowl. Add flour to pan with drippings, then slowly add oil in parts until all flower has been "wet" with the oil. Smooth oil/flour slurry over bottom of pan and turn to medium high heat. Cook flour until it begins to just turn brown (you're wanting a blonde roux for this recipe). Once color is achieved, add chicken back in along with mustard powder, turn heat down to low, and mix well to coat chicken. Once coated, turn heat to high, then stir in broth once pan is hot. Immediately stir in some of the milk then stir in the drained lentils.
Slowly add more milk until consistency of sauce has been reached. Turn heat down to low and add salt and spices. Black pepper and thyme are the main flavors in this dish, so use liberally. If file is used, add only after dish has been removed from heat and allowed to cool for five minutes. Ladle on top of rice and serve with hot sauce.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



So I was thinking about this thread, and more specifically the OP, and how it should probably reflect the food discussion thread it has become and not the food contest it originally was. I've gotten permission from Doc Walrus to do whatever though I can't actually do anything in CSPAM, so I'm wondering if the thread would like or want

1) New thread, new OP, whoever thinks they could do a good job

2) Let's just catalogue the recipes posted here so far into the OP as a central source for them because when we get down to it that's all this thread is really missing

3) Nothing at all, shut up old man

Thoughts? It'd be nice to have a page 1 repository and it'd be nice for the OP to reflect what the thread's really become about. I'm more or less a 1 voter here because I think past exploits should be chronicled no matter how minor if the opportunity is around and it feels weird editing an existing OP with completely different info, so just make a new one and archive this sort of thing.

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
Imo the vibe should be a cooking chat/encouragement thread. Why is there a cooking thread in the (mostly socialist/communist) political thread? To encourage each other to eat well, be conscientious, and celebrate the mighty bean.

I like the collection of recipes as well.

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

those pickled onions came out exactly the way they’re supposed to now to source a massive bag of them..

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i got a free hellofresh box and half the veggies are packaged nice and stay fresh and the other half are just tossed in the brown paper bag and went bad before i could discover them

gotta say though i've been crazy impressed by the three meals i've cooked so far, minus a couple tomatoes

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

i am harry posted:

those pickled onions came out exactly the way they’re supposed to now to source a massive bag of them..

Early farmers markets might be your best bet for that? I've never seen small onions in bulk and lord ive tried.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



AxGrap posted:

Imo the vibe should be a cooking chat/encouragement thread. Why is there a cooking thread in the (mostly socialist/communist) political thread? To encourage each other to eat well, be conscientious, and celebrate the mighty bean.

I like the collection of recipes as well.

Agreed! This is one of my favorite threads for that reason. While we wait for everybody to come around and weigh in, if anybody reading this has shared a recipe longer ago than 5-10 pages, please link it again or quote the post! It'll make it easier to find them all as I won't have the time to trawl almost 200 pages for at least a couple days. I can do the job of getting them formatted and dropped into any OP, new or existing.

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Chard
Aug 24, 2010




i vote 3

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