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Futanari Damacy posted:Funniest option is he considers him an equal rival in business elon and nathen are alike in more ways than they, or we, could ever know
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Agent Escalus posted:Whatever your dad/family is paying you to stay far away from them is clearly money they regard as well-spent, or they wouldn't keep throwing said cash into the endless void for years on end. Be honest: If you were related to Nathen, how much would you pay to keep him on the other side of the planet?
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Futanari Damacy posted:Funniest option is he considers him an equal rival in business Musk would have to become a branding expert to get on to Nathen's level.
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Agents are GO! posted:Be honest: If you were related to Nathen, how much would you pay to keep him on the other side of the planet? Hypothetically speaking, people have made a shitload of money doing dumber poo poo. Look a the Mike Pillows guy or whoever made money selling fake star names to people. If I were related to Nathen and could bankroll his nonsense, it would make a ton of sense to focus his weird manic energy into something productive. Say what you want about that dude but he tries HARD. You really couldn’t ask more from a spokesperson. He would absolutely believe in whatever garbage product he was selling. Like, I’d take Nathen over the shamwow guy all day every day.
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Apr 9, 2023 02:29
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God how many thread titles am I responsible for itt? I feel like it’s an abnormal amount
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Agents are GO! posted:Be honest: If you were related to Nathen, how much would you pay to keep him on the other side of the planet? I'd actually try to one-up him further by using actual business thinking: figure out the lowest amount I'd want to part with, make that the starting offer, and go from there.
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Frank Frank posted:God how many thread titles am I responsible for itt? I feel like it’s an abnormal amount I feel like if this were me, I would be alarmed. I think the entergagement is becoming permanent
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Apr 10, 2023 01:45
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Canadians fight for trees(it's fine)🌳
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Apr 10, 2023 03:22
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Create jobs. Like those jobs by the people who do construction in Dubai. That's a good thing. Jesus Christ.
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Apr 10, 2023 04:00
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Cut down all the trees. Wear oxygen masks. That's entergagement baby!
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Apr 10, 2023 04:13
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Every time I get to the bottom of a Nathen tweet like that and see zero likes zero replies it absolutely kills me, in my head the camera pans out to reveal he's yelling into a completely empty auditorium aside from a stained garfield suit sitting front and center
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Apr 10, 2023 04:27
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It probably internally kills Nathen more, since he's not getting the direct attention that he obviously craves.
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Dachshundofdoom posted:Every time I get to the bottom of a Nathen tweet like that and see zero likes zero replies it absolutely kills me, in my head the camera pans out to reveal he's yelling into a completely empty auditorium aside from a stained garfield suit sitting front and center He gets the same amount of engagement as I usually got on Twitter. The difference being I'm a rando dude and he's the Youngest ex-Garfield Franchise Owner in the Quad Cities or whatever.
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I had a weird dream last night where I was running a small and moderately profitable pizza restaurant. I had just started up a second one a few blocks away but for some reason it was doing very poorly, was always empty and had a Garfield theme. As I was contemplating shutting it down I went back to the first one and spotted an employee sweeping the floor with a broken mop that had been duct taped together. After telling them hand me the mop and go help customers instead I started sweeping myself because it was something I was almost qualified to do, unlike management, but the mop kept bending where it was mended and then I woke up. The end. No moral.
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Feline Mind Meld posted:I feel like if this were me, I would be alarmed. I think the entergagement is becoming permanent If you experience entergagement lasting more than four hours, seek medical attention immediately.
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Poil posted:I had a weird dream last night where I was running a small and moderately profitable pizza restaurant. I had just started up a second one a few blocks away but for some reason it was doing very poorly, was always empty and had a Garfield theme. As I was contemplating shutting it down I went back to the first one and spotted an employee sweeping the floor with a broken mop that had been duct taped together. After telling them hand me the mop and go help customers instead I started sweeping myself because it was something I was almost qualified to do, unlike management, but the mop kept bending where it was mended and then I woke up. The end. No moral. There are pills you can take to prevent yourself from dreaming, I think
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Plant MONSTER. posted:There are pills you can take to prevent yourself from dreaming, I think They featured prominently in nightmare on elm street 3
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Pills called weed.
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Lmao, I do have vivid dreams/nightmares if I don't smoke for a while. Kinda sucks.
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Even if I wanted to or could afford to buy weed I'd have no idea where and how. Also it's illegal here. But it was less awful and full of anxiety than my dreams normally are so maybe it's not so bad. Until I start dreaming about tacky orange suits I guess.
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Lmao, I do have vivid dreams/nightmares if I don't smoke for a while. Kinda sucks. It's called REM rebound. It happens after you stop using anything that inhibits REM sleep, like alcohol or sleep medications Edit: it goes away after a while, but you have to muscle through it, like a lot of withdrawal symptoms Powerful Katrinka fucked around with this message at 05:29 on Apr 12, 2023 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Lmao, I do have vivid dreams/nightmares if I don't smoke for a while. Kinda sucks. username post combo
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Give this an orange and black stripe paint job and these love toilets will take off
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gently caress you Nathen and your garbage word salad techbro dick gobbling
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I honestly can't tell if that's directed at Elon or NPR
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Riot Carol Danvers posted:I honestly can't tell if that's directed at Elon or NPR It might be a smart bet to wager that Nathen also forgot who it was directed at by the end of the tweet
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all Nathen knows is Garf
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Riot Carol Danvers posted:I honestly can't tell if that's directed at Elon or NPR seriously impossible to tell
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Feline Mind Meld posted:seriously impossible to tell Wait I just re-read that and I’m not sure if he’s talking to Elon or the BBC, you’re right. Wtf
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He is at least in part talking to Elon since PBS and the BBC are too old to be Boomers Edit: Oh god PBS might not be what, is it Gen X???
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I have no Garf but I must Nerm
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Nathan would be a lot less entertaining if he was coherent enough to accurately convey his terrible opinions.
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ponzicar posted:Nathan would be a lot less entertaining if he was coherent enough to accurately convey his terrible opinions.
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Maybe he’s some sort of super genius who has learned how to craft the perfect ambiguous social media message and we just don’t appreciate him
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Riot Carol Danvers posted:I honestly can't tell if that's directed at Elon or NPR Neither can Nathen
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