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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

They're gonna cut them off

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

I've never seen an umlaut under a vowel before.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Milo and POTUS posted:

They're gonna cut them off

"Sir, I think you've had enough, I'm gonna need to see your keys."
"Sure thing, lemme just check... nope... nope... nope... nope... nope... nope... nope... nope... nope.. nope... nope... nope..."

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
What're you gonna do, search me?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Just see which is jingling.

e: oh would you look at that. That joke only works if you misheard those lyrics, and were actually posting in another thread. Impressive.

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 08:27 on Apr 10, 2023

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Milo and POTUS posted:

What're you gonna do, search me?

- Searched man

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
have a classic from some of the oldest images I could find on my PC

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
lol the days when people still saved images on their computer.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Yeah! Thanks to the webp format, it's too annoying to quickly do so anymore! The future is now?? :confuoot:

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Grendels Dad posted:

lol the days when people still saved images on their computer.

Yes.

Those days.



...


I really need to spring clean my old files.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Breetai posted:

Yes.

Those days.



...


I really need to spring clean my old files.

That's not so bad. I kept the filenames those pics had when you download them, which would often be the usernames of the creators or uploaders. Good luck searching for a specific picture you know you saved!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



The real pro move is to geotag your memes because your lizard brain remembers them based on what apartment you were living in at the time

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Data Graham posted:

The real pro move is to geotag your memes because your lizard brain remembers them based on what apartment you were living in at the time

Apartment? :monocle:

I didn’t realize I was posting with peasants. Are you one of the creatures that operates my estate’s dedicated coal power plant?

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Data Graham posted:

The real pro move is to geotag your memes because your lizard brain remembers them based on what apartment you were living in at the time

I definitely have photos I find this way. Like, they're not photos of tourist destinations; just cool bugs or cars or dogs or whatever and I can inexplicably remember exactly where I was when I took the picture, but not when it happened. My memory is a soup of events without any kind of ordering.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I know things, but I don't remember things :ignorance:

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
TWERK A BOOK

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
still less problematic than Melvil Dewey.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

LifeSunDeath posted:

still less problematic than Melvil Dewey.

More like the Dewey Eugenics System

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Breetai posted:

Yes.

Those days.



...


I really need to spring clean my old files.

lol
:goatsecx:

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

Breetai posted:

Yes.

Those days.



...


I really need to spring clean my old files.

Sneaky sneaky

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn



https://inhabitat.com/shoes-made-out-of-unused-dildos-feel-like-dancing-on-clouds/

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



where do i get the ones made from used dildos? asking for myself

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

But the article doesn't go into why they are made from dildos. Is there some kind of massive storehouse of unsold dildos that that got stopped at customs?

The closest the article seems to get is saying that the sex toys come from Doc (big) Johnson, but the associated link just goes to an article about eco-friendly dildos with a picture of a banana with a condom on it.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Jabberlock posted:

where do i get the ones made from used dildos? asking for myself

I'd say your mom, but they would be too big for your foot.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

CzarChasm posted:

But the article doesn't go into why they are made from dildos. Is there some kind of massive storehouse of unsold dildos that that got stopped at customs?

the shoes are just made from scrap silicone but they emphasize they're made from dildos to get people to willingly repost an ad for $100 fashion crocs

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Nenonen posted:

I'd say your mom, but they would be too big for your foot.

No you'd be right, they just chopped it up and now they have a whole sneaker business

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

CzarChasm posted:

But the article doesn't go into why they are made from dildos. Is there some kind of massive storehouse of unsold dildos that that got stopped at customs?

aye, they were on the same boat with all the sex arses

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Maybe in the end your mom didn't actually pick hers up?

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

CzarChasm posted:

But the article doesn't go into why they are made from dildos. Is there some kind of massive storehouse of unsold dildos that that got stopped at customs?

It does go into it though?

“the article” posted:

The Plastic Soul shoes are elegant and effortless in fabrication. The specific materials that they are made out of are unused thermo plastic elastomer (TPE) and ethylene-vinyl acetate (EVA) foam. These are the same materials used in sex toys, medical tubing, cables and many other items because it’s moldable, has electrical resistance and is hypoallergenic.

It doesn’t seem like this is much different from a lot of shoes (EVA is a pretty common material used in shoes, right?). Not sure how electrical resistance is a big selling point but whatev

ZixTheYeti
Jul 12, 2005

Hellarious!

Nenonen posted:

I'd say your mom, but they would be too big for your foot.

Used dildo clown shoes.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

flavor.flv posted:

lol how does a plane get mono who's going around kissing planes

the last thread that answered this question got gassed

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
Maybe :nws: :nms: for dog knob

dog nougat has a new favorite as of 00:44 on Apr 11, 2023

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011




For sale: Dildo Shoes, Never Used

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

ZixTheYeti posted:

Used dildo clown shoes.

~two bits~

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

SpacePig posted:

~two bits~

For some reason, this got me giggling good. Well played.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

ZixTheYeti posted:

Used dildo clown shoes.

very worn

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




ZixTheYeti posted:

Used dildo, clown shoes.

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar


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