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Plus the only people who think he's funny all buy blue checks, so he never has to see replies from people who don't pay him monthly to kiss his rear end
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The Avatar of Cringe.
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Apr 10, 2023 08:02
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he's paying for sycophants, not quality control. i'm sure everyone the office is giving him hi fives
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Apr 10, 2023 08:09
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Radio Paranoia posted:Hasn't Biden openly mocked him at a press conference? Like, not calling him out directly but basically saying "good luck with that, dude". Yeah, he was asked about Elon's doomspeaking about the economy and said "lots of luck on his trip to the Moon." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_DEYWIIRzs
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Apr 10, 2023 08:11
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The one thing Biden is really good at is shutting people down in an old man "why should I care about that *blows raspberry* way"
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Apr 10, 2023 08:25
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Let him have his fun and dick around with the office sign! The future is looking bright! https://twitter.com/sethabramson/status/1645276980730896385?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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Apr 10, 2023 08:26
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Captain Hygiene posted:Good news for those of you who were sad that The Joke was over is he at least paying this landlord?
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Apr 10, 2023 08:28
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Powershift posted:You could probably throw on a high vis vest and grab a manlift and change the sign to Shitter and nobody would stop you because nobody could prove you weren't doing it at the direction of king doofus himself and also probably nobody left there gives a flying gently caress about their job anymore. It is known that a high vis jacket, a hard hat and a clipboard is the perfect camouflage in any urban environment.
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Apr 10, 2023 08:29
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https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1644873369429344256 catturd2 owning the libs https://twitter.com/Skootaloo/status/1644705442483015681 there was also that tweet showing catturd loved talking about diarrhea. this dude really likes talking about eating diarrhea.
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Apr 10, 2023 08:34
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Strong Sauce posted:there was also that tweet showing catturd loved talking about diarrhea. this dude really likes talking about eating diarrhea. Everyone talks a big game about eating poo, but when your bluff gets called it's suddenly silence. Eat the poo... Coward. Own the libs.
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Apr 10, 2023 08:48
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1645271510561562625?cxt=HHwWgoC9oZnultUtAAAA https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1645272482885128192?cxt=HHwWgMC-0eWml9UtAAAA Good one, sir. You're just so, so goddamn funny. Seriously, why doesn't this man just use any of his gobs and gobs of money to hire a professional writer? IBroughttheFunk fucked around with this message at 11:32 on Apr 10, 2023 |
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Apr 10, 2023 11:25
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oh God he's still trying to chum up to that guy
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Apr 10, 2023 11:36
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He cannot understand why that guy's followers aren't all following him. Maybe he just needs to reply-guy and show them how cool he is?
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Apr 10, 2023 11:52
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Samovar posted:The Avatar of Cringe. Cringe golem Elon Musk
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Apr 10, 2023 12:01
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lol elon made some poor sap climb up and paint the w in Twitter on Easter Sunday just lmao
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Apr 10, 2023 12:05
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Leon is making me side with a landlord and this is unforgivable
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smellmycheese posted:Let him have his fun and dick around with the office sign! The future is looking bright! psst don’t post seth tweets anywhere. he’s a fabulist
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lifetime supply of Pocky posted:psst don’t post seth tweets anywhere. he’s a fabulist I learned a new word today.
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Apr 10, 2023 12:19
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Is Halli still ignoring Musk's pathetic attempts to talk to him?
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sad question posted:Is Halli still ignoring Musk's pathetic attempts to talk to him? He probably has good lawyers.
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1645271510561562625?cxt=HHwWgoC9oZnultUtAAAA Goddamn it Halli you probably had the chance to break Elon for $100m and maybe teach him a consequence but instead you folded and he learns nothing and now he’s in your replies constantly like an rear end in a top hat. Good job dude. loving worthless libs
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Apr 10, 2023 12:51
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100% Halli’s got him on mute and doesn’t even see his posts
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https://twitter.com/jbarrett513/status/1645278339479789570?t=Samovar posted:The Avatar of Cringe. Elon the last cringebender
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Apr 10, 2023 12:57
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Goddamn it Halli you probably had the chance to break Elon for $100m and maybe teach him a consequence but instead you folded and he learns nothing and now he’s in your replies constantly like an rear end in a top hat. Good job dude. loving worthless libs Has Halli said he is returning to Twitter?
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Apr 10, 2023 12:58
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Goddamn it Halli you probably had the chance to break Elon for $100m and maybe teach him a consequence but instead you folded and he learns nothing and now he’s in your replies constantly like an rear end in a top hat. Good job dude. loving worthless libs 
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Apr 10, 2023 12:58
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1645259404839616520 https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1645271510561562625 elon replied to Halli twice yesterday and Halli didn't respond so yeah probably has Elon on mute
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Apr 10, 2023 13:00
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Ha ha ha Halli, how we jest together. Please, Halli, please be my friend and pretend I didn't fire you, breach the contract agreement and owe you $100m.
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Apr 10, 2023 13:03
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Ratjaculation posted:Has Halli said he is returning to Twitter? Dunno but hopefully he does better than just go back to the status quo
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Apr 10, 2023 13:05
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The blue checks begging Elon to move twitter HQ to their city in that titter post are hilliarously pathetic. "And If you need a hype man, I'm available!"
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Apr 10, 2023 13:05
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Goddamn it Halli you probably had the chance to break Elon for $100m and maybe teach him a consequence but instead you folded and he learns nothing and now he’s in your replies constantly like an rear end in a top hat. Good job dude. loving worthless libs Halli made Musk do some very public groveling and retracting and has now turned Elon into a thirsty reply-guy he never even acknowledges, all by asking a single question. And Twitter still has to pay him. That's probably the most consequence someone like Elon, who doesn't even seem to give a poo poo if one of his children disowns him, will ever feel. Not sure why you're so mad at Halli here, what would you like him to do?
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Apr 10, 2023 13:14
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Cringe posting through Easter weekend is projecting some extremely powerful divorced dad energy.
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Apr 10, 2023 13:18
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There's no way any of the further business between Halli and Elon becomes public, but the dude probably made out well for himself? Elon's choices were presumably "pay out that 100 million firing clause" or "whatever less expensive offer Halli's lawyers deign to make."
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Apr 10, 2023 13:24
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@titter is just some random guy that doesn’t even work for twitter so this is extra dumb.
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Apr 10, 2023 13:26
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Halli is gonna go for the option that causes the least amount of stress and provides the most for his family, regardless of any alternative that could cause more discomfort to Elon Musk, and it'd be weird to fault a guy for making that choice even before factoring in his devastating personal circumstances.
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I really hope his contract has a clause for what happens if twitter loving dies. It seems more and more likely.
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ymgve posted:I really hope his contract has a clause for what happens if twitter loving dies. It seems more and more likely. With who? He owns twitter he's not just running it for someone the older owner has very little reason to care if he immediately shuttered it after buying it.
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pixaal posted:With who? He owns twitter he's not just running it for someone the older owner has very little reason to care if he immediately shuttered it after buying it. Not the moron Musk, the Halli guy.
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Sedgr posted:Cringe posting through Easter weekend is projecting some extremely powerful divorced dad energy. Not just divorced dad energy, but "Mom got the kids for the holiday and I'm on my own without so much as a phonecall" divorced dad energy.
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Bertha the Toaster posted:Not the moron Musk, the Halli guy. Oh yes I hope he has some way to get his money the way he structured the payment at the time made sense but this also shows why that is a bad idea. Some punk can just swoop in and boop it all away.
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