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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
interestping paintings of elon musk on mars... going to be win when he finally gets there and proofs the hateters wrongs

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apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
That's clearly not a tesla, look how small the screen is.

But also it appears to have hit that man.

Looking into it.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

interestping paintings of elon musk on mars... going to be win when he finally gets there and proofs the hateters wrongs

I don’t think he’s going to!!!

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


A Tesla would hit the only person on Mars

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

shyduck posted:

A Tesla would hit the only person on Mars

What happens when a Tesla kills the last human? :ohdear:

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/plainsite/status/1516316114141126664?s=46&t=YjAdrC5z2HpTKJK1s-6pYw

please add to the op

speng31b
May 8, 2010

shyduck posted:

A Tesla would hit the only person on Mars

thats interesting. it takes a pretty high quality car to navigate the inhospitable conditions of mars in order to successfully target and hit a human sized goal

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

speng31b posted:

thats interesting. it takes a pretty high quality car to navigate the inhospitable conditions of mars in order to successfully target and hit a human sized goal

thats right

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Iron Crowned posted:

What happens when a Tesla kills the last human? :ohdear:

mission accomplished

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

https://twitter.com/upblissed/status/1645260382942945283?s=20

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
when there is no more room in hell the teslas will drive around the earth

Martian
May 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Iron Crowned posted:

What happens when a Tesla kills the last human? :ohdear:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvIicbpSHlA

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

DesertIslandHermit posted:

How the gently caress are you going to drink that

the light dusting of perchlorate soil, both on your coffee and in your lungs once you pop off your helmet, really adds that extra je ne sais quoi to the flavor

just before it kills you horribly

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
For the other threads regulars a question. Would you go back in time and kill baby Elon or baby Hitler?

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Mr Hootington posted:

For the other threads regulars a question. Would you go back in time and kill baby Elon or baby Hitler?

Go back in time and squash the first fish leaving the oceans for land

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


some kinda jackal posted:

Go back in time and squash the first fish leaving the oceans for land

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Mr Hootington posted:

For the other threads regulars a question. Would you go back in time and kill baby Elon or baby Hitler?

murder is wrong, Mr h; I would go back in time and vote against hitler

Godlessdonut
Sep 13, 2005

Mr Hootington posted:

For the other threads regulars a question. Would you go back in time and kill baby Elon or baby Hitler?

Even the dude in Come and See couldn't bring himself to kill baby Hitler :colbert:

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


the milk machine posted:

murder is wrong, Mr h; I would go back in time and vote against hitler

Unless you're a german citizen who was over 18 in the 1930's this would be illegal, and therefore as wrong as using violence to stop the nazis

Cyber Punk 90210
Jan 7, 2004

The War Has Changed

Mr Hootington posted:

Would you go back in time and kill baby Elon or baby Hitler?

I'd encourage young Hitler to pursue painting and give teenage Elon a swirly

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
I would not murder a child, as this immediately fails the mission.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


how does the hot chocolate stay hot

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

it's so funny that the only reason most of this works is that Ghislaine isnt a common name. like if he said "hey did you meet bob the other day" it'd be a nothingburger

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


ask ur mom elon :crylaugh:

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Cyber Punk 90210 posted:

I'd encourage young Hitler to pursue painting and give teenage Elon a swirly

going back in time to threaten the dean of the art school to admit hitler

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Mr Hootington posted:

For the other threads regulars a question. Would you go back in time and kill baby Elon or baby Hitler?
i think Jeb(!) already has dibs on baby hitler

Cyber Punk 90210
Jan 7, 2004

The War Has Changed
https://twitter.com/livemint/status/1554338438501253122?s=20


An oldie but a goodie.

The richest man in the world has Daddy issues


quote:

Furthermore, he said that his 49-year-old son Kimbal Musk was his “pride and joy".

Cyber Punk 90210 has issued a correction as of 20:30 on Apr 10, 2023

Blindeye
Sep 22, 2006

I can't believe I kissed you!

a.lo posted:

how does the hot chocolate stay hot

It's sublimating in the super thin atmosphere.

It's not like he can drink it.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Overheard a 7? year old girl refer to her younger brother? as Elon. That's child abuse, right?

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Elan Musk

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005





adding "government-funded media" to the great british bake off's twitter account

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Youtube just showed me this



Thank you Musk thread.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

everyone missing the punchline because of twitter cropping, lol

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Feels Villeneuve posted:

I would not murder a child, as this immediately fails the mission.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2obQpfO9jg

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Strawman posted:

Unless you're a german citizen who was over 18 in the 1930's this would be illegal, and therefore as wrong as using violence to stop the nazis

I would never use violence; obviously I’d go far enough back to be a German citizen of legal voting age. doing things right is important.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

trucutru posted:

Youtube just showed me this



Thank you Musk thread.

Matt is right, msnbc should eat him

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

https://twitter.com/t3dotgg/status/1644641624050520065

Seatbelts
Mar 29, 2010

Cyber Punk 90210 posted:

https://twitter.com/livemint/status/1554338438501253122?s=20


An oldie but a goodie.

The richest man in the world has Daddy issues

hooooly poo poo Errol is actually a demon from hell.
aside from loving with Elon who is arguably surpassing him in his horrible impact on the world and general shittyness; he recently married his own stepdaughter and they have kids
https://www.mamamia.com.au/errol-musk/
aaaaand he abandoned them too loooooooool

Seatbelts has issued a correction as of 21:10 on Apr 10, 2023

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Seatbelts posted:

hooooly poo poo Errol is actually a demon from hell.
aside from loving with Elon who is arguably surpassing him in his horrible impact on the world and general shittyness; he recently married his own stepdaughter and they have kids
https://www.mamamia.com.au/errol-musk/
aaaaand he abandoned them too loooooooool

Reminder that the stepdaughter in question was four when Errol married her mother.

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Seatbelts
Mar 29, 2010

withak posted:

Reminder that the stepdaughter in question was four when Errol married her mother.

Even Elon is quoted saying it's "Creepy"

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