B33rChiller posted:

Where did yer star go?

Ibram Gaunt posted:

They care more about pissing off their libtarded parents which is deeply sad.

nigel thornberry posted:

I finally saw my mom (both of us masked) after skipping all the Christmas Day activities. since I am the only covid-avoiding freak in the family, she got me an Anthony Fauci ornament from some gift shop in NYC. i proceeded to tell her fauci sucked, the cdc was stupid, and washing your hands does practically nothing to stop covid, but then she gave me a hurt look so I told her I liked it.

sorry women artisans from Kyrgyzstan, but this seriously sucks rear end!



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pentyne posted:

trying to communicate with your son by buying cheap theme trinkets only to get back a treatise on why basic hygiene is stupid

Paladinus posted:

I wish my parents were liberals and supported Kyrgyz women.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Your mom got you a handmade felt Dr. Fauci crafted by woman artisans from Kyrgyzstan? Cool. Now throw that poo poo away.

Antivehicular posted:

What kind of an rear end in a top hat do you have to be to get mad at your mom buying you a cheesy little gift? Does that dude also lose his poo poo when his dad makes a pun?

Smirking_Serpent posted:

getting a game over at Christmas be like

Pablo Nergigante posted:

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fartman posted:

You can’t be One Of The Guys in that thread unless you describe in detail how you’re actively alienating everyone you know irl

It’s like the millennial equivalent of qanon guys posting about how the kids don’t come visit for the holidays anymore

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Smirking_Serpent posted:

getting a game over at Christmas be like

Psycho Landlord posted:

Panel probe the whole thread to enforce mom time

Fritz the Horse posted:

i'll ask jeff where the thread nuke button is. not sure

Tenkaris posted:

I will never forget the CostCo membership ID photograph with the full helmet and mask on

Smirking_Serpent posted:

the best part is when someone was like "stop being mean to the covid thread, it's where i found me wife"

Pablo Nergigante posted:

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Two goons trembling and sweating through their masks every morning waiting for their covid tests they bought from thrifty gamer dot com to show only one line so they can finally kiss and then quickly rewear their masks after

Happy Thread posted:

Now I'm bugging out because today I crossed one of my own safety lines by accident. It won't sound like it to anyone else. I got a box of frozen bonbons at the grocery, opened it and ate one.

All these visuals immediately filled my head of those frozen seafood shipments that allowed COVID to start little outbreaks in countries that otherwise didn't have it. I felt a twinge of hesitation as I went for a bite but ignored it since I already eat frozen ice cream. No need to overthink it, right, I already did that work for ice cream previously. But when I took a look at the bitten cross section, I realized that this is a dessert that had to be assembled in the open air while frozen. It's not like the more sealed manufacturing process for an ice cream tub, when I guess it goes striaght in.

So next I'm on Youtube looking up How It's Made videos of frozen desserts. The factory lines are zipping by, hundreds of the things being assembled by machine, and sure enough every video has workers with hairnets but no face masks sitting on the line, hovering over it, breathing on it and filling the room with their air. One actually showed a maskless guy opening the vat of ice cream and sticking his face up to the opening to take a big whiff, all his personal air freezing onto the product. A lot of camera shots featured masks. But over 50% dicknosers. So many dicknosers.

I handled someone's frozen exhalations today. I tasted it so it definitely made it to my olfactory bulb. The risk is small, but unknown. Food factories are famous for outbreaks. The manufacture date on the box did not bring relief: Feburary 2021, hello newer strains. For a year I have washed every surface of every grocery and other object entering my front door to keep COVID out of our house for our cats. If all that was futile because of a bonbon I'm gonna be mad.

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

pentyne posted:

Was there a joke post about a goon insisting he and his wife quarantine separately? I know there were some insanely weird stories around 2020 when the panic was in full force like the "frozen exhalations" guy thinking he was getting covid from ice cream.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Your mom got you a handmade felt Dr. Fauci crafted by woman artisans from Kyrgyzstan? Cool. Now throw that poo poo away.

Paladinus posted:

Someone should come up with a funny name for Elon Musk.

CelticPredator posted:

*freddy Krueger voice* BON BON VOYAGE, BITCH!