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Taibbi and Musk really deserved each other.
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Strong Sauce posted:i'll have you know when i went yesterday to downtown i was attacked by at least 5 conservatives. Yeah but they just shoot you and it's over soon. The trans people can slap you back to the stone age and deliver insults that you will remember forever. You have to carry that poo poo.
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Apr 11, 2023 07:44
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I figured Musk saying Taibbi was an employee of substack was his drug addled brain trying to understand a subscription service
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Apr 11, 2023 07:53
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You'd figure a journalist would have a more accurate way of saying how he's paid for his work
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Apr 11, 2023 07:58
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teemolover42069 posted:I think what's more notable about it is that the guy who owns twitter didn't want to use twitter to communicate LMAO, this is it, right here. Cope and seethe, Musksuckers
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Apr 11, 2023 08:01
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An insane mind posted:Taibbi and Musk really deserved each other. This was published only 6 years ago lol 
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Apr 11, 2023 08:05
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Wait so he's seriously trying to claim that Substack was trying to clone Twitter's database and use it to pre-populate their Twitter clone? Ie. they were trying to download a billion tweets and then push them to their own database for ... why exactly? What purpose would this serve? None of the users in those tweets would exist, and if they also scraped Twitter's user information, none of the users would be real people, and people wouldn't just be able to claim their Twitter user accounts on Substack's system. None of this makes even a loving bit of sense. This is all of course ignoring the fact that unless Twitter's API is loving nightmarishly bad, Substack would never even have direct access to Twitter's databases to scrape anything from there.
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Apr 11, 2023 08:14
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That would also involve copyright violations on the scale of hundreds of millions of victims and many thousands of times. It would be corporate suicide.
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Apr 11, 2023 08:20
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Wait so he's seriously trying to claim that Substack was trying to clone Twitter's database and use it to pre-populate their Twitter clone? OK imagine literally anything that Elon Musk does or tweets, followed by a smash cut to this gif 
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Apr 11, 2023 08:24
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Maximum lols is if Musk just goes ahead this week and renames Twitter “X” https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1645684041264529408?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg
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Apr 11, 2023 08:27
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Most divorced guy ever renames company X. X-treme x-husband energy?
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Apr 11, 2023 08:37
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You know, because he's an idiot, he will make an 'x gun give it to ya' joke
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Apr 11, 2023 08:37
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Sankis posted:That would also involve copyright violations on the scale of hundreds of millions of victims and many thousands of times. It would be corporate suicide. I think the only thing that would make sense is if they migrated your tweets to Notes when creating an account there.
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Apr 11, 2023 08:40
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I guarantee you he renamed it X so he could have the xfiles
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Apr 11, 2023 08:55
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Nah, it's a thing he's had since the late 90s. My man is obsessed with the letter X.
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Apr 11, 2023 08:58
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Let that Xink in! 
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Apr 11, 2023 09:19
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armpit_enjoyer posted:My man is obsessed with the letter X. Her name is Grimez
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Apr 11, 2023 09:34
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Infinitum posted:OK imagine literally anything that Elon Musk does or tweets, followed by a smash cut to this gif  I just think it's wild that this dude can sit there 24/7 basically doing the tech equivalent of "you see the reason I stabbed that man was because he was using fluoride to steal the adrenochrome from my shoes" and instead of people laughing at him, a train of equally clueless dick riders applauds him for being the best developer ever and single-handedly landing a rocket on Mars and inventing electric cars.
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Apr 11, 2023 09:53
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How in the world do you become obsessed with an English letter to this point? This must be a witches or wizards curse. Bathroom wall in one of the mansions just covered in poop X's. The cleaning lady sighs... "great, again".
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Apr 11, 2023 10:05
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armpit_enjoyer posted:Nah, it's a thing he's had since the late 90s. My man is obsessed with the letter X.  X girlfriend X wife
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Apr 11, 2023 10:06
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armpit_enjoyer posted:Nah, it's a thing he's had since the late 90s. My man is obsessed with the letter X. A great url to have. Now completely worthless in an age where search engines and apps mean most people don't even know what an url is
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Apr 11, 2023 10:11
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Ratjaculation posted:A great url to have. Now completely worthless in an age where search engines and apps mean most people don't even know what an url is if he had it his way paypal would have been called x.com and never have been sold for billions of dollars
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Apr 11, 2023 10:13
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Infinitum posted:You know, because he's an idiot, he will make an 'x gun give it to ya' joke hopefully he does it on video with the song and DMXs estate sues him
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Apr 11, 2023 10:41
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Cable Guy posted:X girlfriend X fortune X fame
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Apr 11, 2023 10:54
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The most telling and entertaining thing for me is that even the simplest, base motivation for being in a relationship with Musk, greed, isn't enough for friends and lovers to stick around the world's richest man Anyone who got even remotely close either couldn't hang (Grimes) despite being just as weird and insufferable as the man himself, completely excised him from their lives for being so unlikeable (his trans child), or were inevitably abandoned by him over slights (Taibibibi, Sleeping Bag Lady and others) Like, that hootenanny of moolah should be enough to get the most desperate hangers on to get their lamprey jaws on his apartheid anihliator, but he's hosed both ways: too paranoid for gold diggers to get near, too unlikable to ever have a close relationship with anyone but his mummy Every day you, the reader, are more loved than the person who Capital tells you should be the happiest man in the world
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Apr 11, 2023 10:56
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Songbearer posted:The most telling and entertaining thing for me is that even the simplest, base motivation for being in a relationship with Musk, greed, isn't enough for friends and lovers to stick around the world's richest man Maybe he's just very stinky ?
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Apr 11, 2023 11:01
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I think that goes without saying
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Apr 11, 2023 11:07
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Elon relocated Twitter to Nevada because he is hoping to try the "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" defence when the feds come knocking.
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Apr 11, 2023 11:11
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I feel sorry for X.org.
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Apr 11, 2023 11:24
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1645626887123894273?cxt=HHwWgoDQ_eq7uNYtAAAA https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1645554326797008896?cxt=HHwWgIC-taK8l9YtAAAA Gaaahhh. He spends so much time trying to make others think he's some amazing critical thinker who's not afraid to ask questions, when again and again and again he just shows that he doesn't think critically about poo poo, and is just all too happy to parrot misinformation without a second thought.
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Apr 11, 2023 11:29
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Just wild that people had less flu diagnoses when they were all staying at home, avoiding personal contact and encouraged to not go to the doctor unless it was absolutely necessary.
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Apr 11, 2023 11:36
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goatface posted:I feel sorry for X.org. Maybe when he grows up he can change his name.
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Apr 11, 2023 11:38
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Soon they'll be abandoning the germ theory of medicine.
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Apr 11, 2023 11:39
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goatface posted:I feel sorry for X.org. Naah. Already planning to go for the Shaggy Defense. For the memes.
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Apr 11, 2023 11:40
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1645626887123894273?cxt=HHwWgoDQ_eq7uNYtAAAA Aghrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Apr 11, 2023 11:45
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goatface posted:Soon they'll be abandoning the germ theory of medicine. Soon?
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Apr 11, 2023 11:53
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1645626887123894273?cxt=HHwWgoDQ_eq7uNYtAAAA Forfucksake what do you think happens to the flu when everyone is isolating, masking, avoiding social contact, sanitising? When everyone is protecting against covid which has the same transmission path as the flu? What motherfucker!? What do you think would happen you dumb tall drink of dead eyed stupidity and memes!? Don’t you just want to grab him by the lapels and scream in his face? I mean he wears tshirts so that probably wouldn’t work, but it is genuinely hard to tell sometimes if he’s trying to push an agenda or if he is just the dumbest motherfucker alive.
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Apr 11, 2023 12:01
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DRINK ME posted:Forfucksake what do you think happens to the flu when everyone is isolating, masking, avoiding social contact, sanitising? When everyone is protecting against covid which has the same transmission path as the flu? What motherfucker!? What do you think would happen you dumb tall drink of dead eyed stupidity and memes!? All the replies are people saying that flu cases were just diagnosed as Covid for cash. In the real world we know that's not the case because even in zero Covid times like we had in Australia we also saw a massive drop in flu rates.
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Apr 11, 2023 12:07
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Just thick as poo poo. Jesus Christ. I seem to remember the Ukraine language thing is mostly bollocks too but I can't remember quite how. Also no one is saying Ukraine is perfect, these fuckers just imagine that's what the left is doing and roll with it.
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IBroughttheFunk posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1645626887123894273?cxt=HHwWgoDQ_eq7uNYtAAAA I've already fully blocked Twitter embeds, I just need to learn not to click on Musk tweets. DRINK ME posted:Don’t you just want to grab him by the lapels and scream in his face? Yes, if by "scream" you mean "throw acid in".
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