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This is like the third chicken degloving story posted. What gives?
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The answer to the chicken degloving at kfc is to just get a burger. All the tasty coating, some meat, no bones. Plus (at least in nz/aus) their mayo loving slaps. I love the coating stuff, but I don’t like the actual chicken skin, and I’ve never been able to get into gnawing flesh off the bones (because I am a food weird), but a kfc burg hits all the best points for me.
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Apr 11, 2023 08:47
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I get my burgers at KFC, my tacos at Jack in the Box, and my pizzas at Taco Bell
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Apr 11, 2023 08:58
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not quite r/relationships but close enough. quote:Has anyone else ever heard of leaving an “example lobster” when cooking lobsters? Just a little insane. Does anyone know if it's actually possible to psychologically terrorise the average lobster? or for that matter if being stared at by a disturbed lobster while eating is a fetish? (don't answer that last one actually, I'm not sure I want to know)
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Apr 11, 2023 09:06
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seems like a waste of money but what do i know about lobsters
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Apr 11, 2023 09:07
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bend posted:not quite r/relationships but close enough. Lobsters are absolutely smart enough to understand that situation. What's more, they share a primitive form of communication using their antennae. They are very social animals and I have no doubt the released lobsters impart some of that information to their lobster brethren.
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Apr 11, 2023 09:12
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I've never had crispy chicken from KFC except maybe from the sandwiches, the skin is always damp and soft. Gas station chicken is where it's at.
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Apr 11, 2023 09:13
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I heard water fowl respond poorly to aquifer pollution so I poured all my old motor oil into a nearby pond to let the ducks know that it could be so much worse.
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Apr 11, 2023 09:14
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DeeplyConcerned posted:Lobsters are absolutely smart enough to understand that situation. What's more, they share a primitive form of communication using their antennae. They are very social animals and I have no doubt the released lobsters impart some of that information to their lobster brethren. Someone in that thread (r/nostupidquestions btw) claimed they communicate via pheromones in urine. I assume the parents idea is the lobster pisses themselves in terror and all the other lobsters avoid humanity here on in. I feel like if you actually liked lobster (I don't eat seafood as a rule due to sensory issues, and when I do I'm still bloody picky about it. Freshwater is usually ok though, sometimes anyway) then you're just loving yourself by warning all the other lobsters anyway. Surely you'd throw a little lobster liberation party and let just one go to tell the other lobsters how great people are if you wanted more lobster on your plate? I know that if I think someones planning to boil me alive I'm not going near them after all.
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Apr 11, 2023 09:32
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Maybe it's just me, but I'm a fan of chicken with the skin off that's then been coated in the sauce, glaze, whatever. Y'all can have the chicken skin, I'm not interested.
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Apr 11, 2023 09:37
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Or you could kill the lobster before you drop it in the boiling water. Put it in the freezer, it goes to sleep, do the thing with a knife, and there you are not putting a living thing into boiling water.
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Apr 11, 2023 09:43
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WIBTA for imposing a diet on my wife if she wants to travel with me?quote:Friends have invited me to Japan to teach ESL and I'm going to apply through the proper channels this upcoming autumn. I meet and in fact exceed the qualifications so I'm not worried about that, but I know Japan has a specific culture that looks down upon overweight people. I've already started to lose weight (30lbs down in 3 months!) in preparation because I want to be accepted within what their society desires.
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Apr 11, 2023 09:52
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Evil Willow posted:WIBTA for imposing a diet on my wife if she wants to travel with me? Nobody* in japan gives a poo poo. Well your doctor will because youre still about 70 pounds to heavy for them. *I mean, you will get kicked off themepark rides and have people snicker at you but being a foreigner is the bigger issue.
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Apr 11, 2023 10:05
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Lol at doing the ESL thing AFTER settling down and getting married.
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Biplane posted:Lol at doing the ESL thing AFTER settling down and getting married. Well he might not be married much longer at this rate
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Apr 11, 2023 10:07
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mllaneza posted:Or you could kill the lobster before you drop it in the boiling water. Put it in the freezer, it goes to sleep, do the thing with a knife, and there you are not putting a living thing into boiling water. But the fear tastes so good!
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Apr 11, 2023 10:25
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Evil Willow posted:WIBTA for imposing a diet on my wife if she wants to travel with me? This is one of those stories where OP needs to be the bigger man.
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Apr 11, 2023 10:30
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An old story, but not one that is ringing any bells of being posted before. [CA] Girl lies to owner of local hobby store and now I'm banned? quote:Hi. I'll try to keep this brief.
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Apr 11, 2023 10:32
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My first Saturday job at like 14yo was boiling the lobsters and crabs at the local fish market. Just throwing dozens into the pot, batch after batch. What I'm saying is I'm like the Ratko Mladic of shellfish.
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Apr 11, 2023 10:38
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Evil Willow posted:An old story, but not one that is ringing any bells of being posted before. yikesaroo
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Apr 11, 2023 10:45
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BrigadierSensible posted:"I'm going to the movies with my niece" is a perfect alibi to tell his wife. And the niece will happily verify it if the wife asks her what she did on Sat. afternoon, or whenever. poo poo, that's loving crafty. Horribly so. loving lol at him calling the op "immature". If you don't want to get caught cheating, then maybe don't do it around immature people (aka teenagers) poo poo, the OP sounds like she has far more emotional maturity than his creepy rear end ever will, the slimy prick. ReelBigLizard posted:My first Saturday job at like 14yo was boiling the lobsters and crabs at the local fish market. Just throwing dozens into the pot, batch after batch. My first real job at 16 was as a trainee chef in a seafood restaurant. I had to go and grab the lobsters from the tank that the customers picked. And then murder them by splitting them in half. I hated it and could hardly hold either the knife or the poor creature as I was shaking so much. Must have killed hundreds by the time I realised I wasn't "tough enough" to work with a load of cruel psychos. Sorry lobster friends. YerDa Zabam fucked around with this message at 11:02 on Apr 11, 2023 |
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Apr 11, 2023 10:57
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quote:I didn't stalk her, She lives close to the store and I've seen her walk home a few times. 
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Apr 11, 2023 10:58
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Jack Spin would eat no skin, his wife would have no meat. And so betwixt the two of them they had enough to eat.
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Apr 11, 2023 11:01
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Facebook Aunt posted:Jack Spin would eat no skin, his wife would have no meat. I'm setting up an app that matches skin people to meat people for KFC lunches. You, uh, you inspired me but aren't getting any credit. Sorry. e: Now I'm very curious about and hungry for that one person's perfect sandwich. Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 11:27 on Apr 11, 2023 |
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Apr 11, 2023 11:23
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Evil Willow posted:An old story, but not one that is ringing any bells of being posted before. quote:it's unfair that she is kicking me for having feelings for her, but not her boyfriend Is it actually possible for a human being to have that little self-awareness?
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Apr 11, 2023 11:29
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Evil Willow posted:An old story, but not one that is ringing any bells of being posted before. lmao, same OP  EDIT: HAHAHAHAHA 
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Apr 11, 2023 11:50
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Wow, uhhh. Someone needs a reality check
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thanks i hate it
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Apr 11, 2023 12:06
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I just hope in the 6 years since he posted all this he's got some therapy and chilled out
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Apr 11, 2023 12:14
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Benagain posted:Just gonna invite my niece to a movie with me and my affair partner, as one does. He believes bisexual girls are open to/eager for threesomes
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Apr 11, 2023 12:28
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Barudak posted:Nobody* in japan gives a poo poo. Well your doctor will because youre still about 70 pounds to heavy for them. eh, some mates and I went to Japan to go skiing/visit Toyota factory in Nagoya / Tokyo and the overweight fellow in our group did get repeatedly asked why he is so fat by almost complete strangers. Done in a polite matter-a-fact way but my mate still got his nose out of joint about it as it was obvious he was marked down compared to the rest of us (who were obviously marked down for being foreigners). He was about 260 pounds, six feet and could do a standing flip. Evil Willow posted:An old story, but not one that is ringing any bells of being posted before. Macron, is that you? It's ok, Mother Russia doesn't need your advice. Electric Wrigglies fucked around with this message at 12:36 on Apr 11, 2023 |
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Apr 11, 2023 12:33
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Hughlander posted:AITA for calling my gf out on not being a vegan in front of her friend? OP is a licensed member of the Vegan Police
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mutantIke posted:OP is a licensed member of the Vegan Police I mean to be fair, it is annoying to have someone preach at you be it religion or food poo poo at a meal. Especially one you are hosting. Vegan chick had a right to be mad but she was being rude regardless. Like the cheating uncle at the movies, know when to keep your lie as your own and not involve people who can call you on it. I play (currently) Pokemon Go, but when the game first came out, I was mocking the people that did, and walked into traffic while playing, or stumbled into loving rivers, just stupid poo poo we'd see now with teens and TikTok or whatever app you are looking at instead of the road. But my mom latched onto that, to the point for the next few years, any time we'd be in a group, she'd spout out how much I hated the game when it first came out, despite me telling her why and that the story was old. Finally at one point I snapped and told her to knock the poo poo off, no one cared and no one treated it like a funny ironic story especially as a lot of players now weren't playing back then, and her repeating the story over and over was very much like the "no price tag it's free!" poo poo people pull on cashiers. She got rather upset I talked to her so rudely but at least she dropped the poo poo. AITA For banning my daughter from Easter over a "prank"? quote:Throwaway because relevant parties are on reddit. AITA for telling my daughter that custody isn't changing? quote:When my ex-husband and I divorced three years ago, my daughter took it fairly well. She (unfortunately) understood why, so it wasn't a shock, but of course it was still a major change. Our main focus was on doing what was best for her, so we tried to involve her as much as was healthy in what the new schedule would be. We settled on a flexible 50/50 and she took it in stride. The only thing she asked was to never have any new parents or siblings. I thought it was a weird thing to ask for as neither of us were even considering dating, but she was worried to the point of hysterics about it, so we agreed. I say we do a parent swap here between the two stories. I mean geez I would bet a 9 year old has seen and heard horror stories about new families not blending so much as being shredded together. Cowslips Warren fucked around with this message at 13:29 on Apr 11, 2023 |
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Apr 11, 2023 13:25
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA For banning my daughter from Easter over a "prank"? I was so upset when I thought my daughter died that I decided to treat her as if she was
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quote:My lawyer says if it goes to court, it could go either way because she's over 12 years old, which is a last resort for us. quote:Her father loves her, but he's not really a responsible parent. He leaves her home alone far too much, and doesn't even try to supervise or put limits on anything. I love her careful omission of relevant info. Most teenagers can supervise themselves at home and don’t need super-strict limits. Also what’s dad out doing? The lack of specifics makes me think it’s more likely he’s possibly working second or third shift than routinely hanging out at bars or casinos. quote:More so, my daughter is a child, and she shouldn't have the right to dictate how much she sees her parents. But mommy dearest, you have a whole new family with child-aged objects? Why do you need this one too? She’s a selfish parent who lacking further information at no point spoke to her daughter in any serious, respectful way about her feelings involving the divorce. Probably no therapy, either. Also just lol at “met probably too many of her father’s female guests” c’mon.
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AceClown posted:I just hope in the 6 years since he posted all this he's got some therapy and chilled out or gotten his rear end kicked, either is fine
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Apr 11, 2023 13:53
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hawowanlawow posted:or gotten his rear end kicked, either is fine rear end kicked by a therapist
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Apr 11, 2023 13:55
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Kit Walker posted:I was so upset when I thought my daughter died that I decided to treat her as if she was I mean, yeah? If people hurt you and play it off as a joke you aren't supposed to forgive them. Particularly if they're planning to convalesce at your house.
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Apr 11, 2023 14:00
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If someone I love did that to me I would probably not be able to hear their name for a month let alone talk to them.
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loving hate it when my parenting strats are disrupted by someone (a judge) who will listen to my daughter's wants, needs and fears.
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