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dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
Lol I misread that as "massive mistake" multiple times.

Edit: Shameful snipe. Here's some content

dog nougat has a new favorite as of 20:06 on Apr 10, 2023

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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
A very wet wedge salad, a loose pale quiche, or just glop with ham?

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
Yes

I have no idea. I feverishly scrambled through my downloaded pics on my phone to find content. Looks like some sorta weird egg loaf thing if I had to guess

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I thought you were being topical, it looks like a hosed up "Easter headcheese", which is jellified molded mayonnaise with eggs, cubed mystery meat and frozen vegetables.



I have no how idea if it's just a czech peculiarity, or more widespread.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

Look, as long as the gender reveal doesn't include any pipe bombs, I'm not gonna complain.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

dog nougat posted:

It's cheesecake, but close enough



Hell yeah

Imperador do Brasil
Nov 18, 2005
Rotor-rific




By what loving metric?

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Anyone who sees that won't try a gender reveal lasagna themselves. A broader success.

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

My gender has in fact been revealed as: lasagna

stereobreadsticks
Feb 28, 2008

In what way is this a lasagna?

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost

CzarChasm posted:

A very wet wedge salad, a loose pale quiche, or just glop with ham?

One of the best food experiences I've ever had occurred in a fancy seafood restaurant in Anchorage, Alaska. They had wedge salad as a side salad and I ordered it with my entree. They brought out this teeny tiny tip of the iceberg wedge, like the size of a triangle golf ball, dressed up in wee little wedge salad fixings. For some reason it was the funniest goddamn thing and I just lost my poo poo laughing at it.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Imperador do Brasil posted:

By what loving metric?

Didn't result in deaths

Grab Im Moor
Apr 4, 2022

Skios posted:



Soused herring ice cream, with pieces of herring and diced raw onion.

The preview pic looked like an ice cream container full of old sweaty tennis socks to me lol

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Sakurazuka posted:

Didn't result in deaths
Based on the picture, I don't think we can rule that out.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Always appreciate a good texture

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


What sort of a digestive system would you even need to make this a good choice of topping?
Are snake people real?

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Same thing as chucking whole rear end clams and mussels on your pasta. Supposed to be fun to take a break and lick a clam clean in between bites.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Hashtag hambrick

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Captain Hygiene posted:

Hashtag hambrick

Brick ham with moss

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...
Looks like if you stuck a whole seedless watermelon in a dehydrator.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



https://twitter.com/caraesten/status/1645588418955718657

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

I thought making elaborate soda cocktails with no alcohol was more of a Utah thing.

Texas tends to be proud of its alcoholism.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Captain Hygiene posted:

Hashtag hambrick

Loved by Cleveland news anchors everywhere in this specific spot at the desk

…like 40 years ago

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

Loved by Cleveland news anchors everywhere in this specific spot at the desk

…like 40 years ago

That's a pretty drat good name, both on and off the forums

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


They're good with ketchup. :shrug:

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



Gimme sum

AvesPKS
Sep 26, 2004

I don't dance unless I'm totally wasted.

Monin is better. This is like putting harbor freight tools in a Snap-On toolbox.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Those are party sausage rolls

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

quote:

Artichoke-Tomato Mousse

12 artichoke bottoms
˝ cup lemon juice
1 cup beef broth
1 cup tomato juice
1 package unflavored gelatin
˝ cup heavy cream
˝ teaspoon dillweed
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1 dash hot sauce

If using fresh artichokes, cook whole in large kettle(s) in lightly salted water 30-35 minutes or until leaves pull easily away from body of artichoke; remove water and drain; when cool enough to handle remove leaves and save for another use (see below); cut out bottom; discard choke. Sprinkle bottoms lightly with lemon juice and chill.

If using canned artichoke bottoms, remove from cans, drain, and place on serving platter; sprinkle lightly with lemon juice and chill.

Dissolve gelatin in beef broth and tomato juice, place in saucepans and bring to boil, stirring frequently; chill until mixture begins to thicken; beat cream until stiff peaks form; fold into tomato-beef mixture and stir in seasonings.

Spoon tomato mousse into artichoke bottoms; chill well to set thoroughly before serving.

Yield: 12 appetizers.

Note: Cooked artichoke leaves may be chilled and arranged, petal fashion around a bowl of your favorite dip and used as dippers, or spread with mayonnaise and topped with shrimp. Only the soft meat at the bottom of the leaf is edible.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



As with any recipe, the most important aspect is that the end result looks like little turds

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




The champagne cup would be genuinely delicious as written, and honestly the tomato beef mousse doesn't seem that bad either, compared to other things in this thread. I'm almost tempted to try it out.

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

yeah I thought the AFP was supposed to be the champagne cup and honestly that sounds like a nice punch for a Gathering.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Yeah, the cocktails in these are generally fine, it's the accompanying food recipes(which are presumably on the reverse side and simply transcribed/OCRd since they don't have a picture) that can be...variable.


Although it's funny seeing them fill space with 3 minor variations on the same cocktail...


...and depressing seeing low-calorie cocktails alongside low-calorie deviled eggs.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
I committed a food crime...



That's Sweet Baby Ray's.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

zedprime posted:

Supposed to be fun to take a break and lick a clam clean in between bites.
Look I guess so but there's a time and a place

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

I know there's no way these are as good as I want them to be, but still would.

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




The word jigger is making me vaguely uncomfortable. Like it's an obscure slur for people who dance jigs or something.

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