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Slotducks posted:love to not be able to hit the horn because im driving with my leather driving gloves on and smash into an emu fire all tech bros into the sun https://twitter.com/ID_AA_Carmack/status/1646181161037713414
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Apr 12, 2023 17:19
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this is like how every year there's some big brain industrial design geniuses that decide to reinvent the bicycle, but worse
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Apr 12, 2023 17:21
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WhyteRyce posted:fire all tech bros into the sun jesus christ
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Apr 12, 2023 17:24
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"why not reinvent the wheel?"
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Apr 12, 2023 17:25
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rodbeard posted:what is this thread about?
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Apr 12, 2023 17:26
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replace the wheel with WASD
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Apr 12, 2023 17:26
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Admiral Ray posted:So I guess this is the new steering wheel they sell instead of the yoke. This thing looks cheap as poo poo. Because you're so concerned with making something different--without any regard to industry standards, why your different ideas might be missing something important, or why it's a bad thing when basic safety functionality is obscured--that you end up literally reinventing the wheel (but worse)
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Apr 12, 2023 17:26
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the milk machine posted:this is like how every year there's some big brain industrial design geniuses that decide to reinvent the bicycle, but worse Reinventing the wheel but it's just a giant round touchscreen.
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Apr 12, 2023 17:27
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I want to steer my car with a GameCube controller, the greatest controller of all time
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Apr 12, 2023 17:27
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 You won't even need a steering column
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Apr 12, 2023 17:29
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Elon Musk's ideas are basically a first draft without any deep thought put into it (why is a yoke bad for a car, touchscreen controls, hidden door handles, etc.), and if he was surrounded by non-sychophants, these would get rejected and replaced, as happened with PayPal and X.com in the 90s where they shut down all of his input and forced him out of the company and in all liklihood succeeded in spite of him. But since he's surrounded by grovelling servants that get fired when they talk back, his ideas go straight to production. In other words, he's the George Lucas of industrial design
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Apr 12, 2023 17:30
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Ringo Roadagain posted:I want to steer my car with a GameCube controller, the greatest controller of all time I want my next car to have a MadCatz controller with stuck buttons
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Apr 12, 2023 17:31
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Escape Goat posted:Elon Musk's ideas are basically a first draft without any deep thought put into it (why is a yoke bad for a car, touchscreen controls, hidden door handles, etc.), and if he was surrounded by non-sychophants, these would get rejected and replaced, as happened with PayPal and X.com in the 90s where they shut down all of his input and forced him out of the company and in all liklihood succeeded in spite of him. okay smart guy let's see you do better
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Apr 12, 2023 17:31
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id love to see how little elon understands of how car safety works lol
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Apr 12, 2023 17:33
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WoodrowSkillson posted:id love to see how little elon understands of how car safety works lol "safety third ... though there's nothing in second place, safety is not getting promoted to number two" https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/elon-musk-the-architect-of-tomorrow-120850/
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Apr 12, 2023 17:36
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WoodrowSkillson posted:id love to see how little elon understands of how car safety works lol I think the cybertruck thing kind if demonstrates what happens alot is elon lays down just the dumbest, least feasible ground rules and his staff have to work within these new constraints or risk termination if you point out "hey this actually wont work"
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Apr 12, 2023 17:38
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the milk machine posted:"safety third ... though there's nothing in second place, safety is not getting promoted to number two" lmao tenderjerk posted:I think the cybertruck thing kind if demonstrates what happens alot is elon lays down just the dumbest, least feasible ground rules and his staff have to work within these new constraints or risk termination if you point out "hey this actually wont work" absolutely, you can already see in the new demo version they have out how they have abandoned a ton of the original concepts because it just can't work with a modern vehicle. any time that thing crashed into something heavier than itself the occupants would be horrendously injured/killed
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Apr 12, 2023 17:40
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https://twitter.com/ID_AA_Carmack/status/1646181161037713414?s=20 john carmack of doom has solved the steering wheel problem
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Apr 12, 2023 17:41
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WoodrowSkillson posted:any time that thing crashed into something heavier than itself the occupants would be horrendously injured/killed This should actually be a mandatory feature in modern trucks, minus the heavier part
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Apr 12, 2023 17:43
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the milk machine posted:"safety third ... though there's nothing in second place, safety is not getting promoted to number two"
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Apr 12, 2023 17:45
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shyduck posted:Lol this is Mike Rowe's bullshit Musk is like a Katamari of dumb bullshit, standing on the shoulders of morons
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Apr 12, 2023 17:46
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:https://twitter.com/ID_AA_Carmack/status/1646181161037713414?s=20 the time has come for gesture based steering wheels
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Apr 12, 2023 17:50
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He's saying put a touchscreen in the steering wheel, not steer by touch. You already have tons of buttons on steering wheels. Dumb idea, still
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Apr 12, 2023 17:52
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he already gets to the existing issue, how would you safely deploy an airbag without launching the screen at the user, in the same post he's making the point in tho. like, that's when you should go "ah, right" and then delete it, not send it!
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Apr 12, 2023 17:54
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he's saying you can install doom on your steering wheel and shoot demons while you drive down interstate highway on your tesla which is in self driving mode above the legal speed limit
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Apr 12, 2023 17:54
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I should be able to drive my car with my Nintendo Switch
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Apr 12, 2023 17:54
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:he's saying you can install doom on your steering wheel and shoot demons while you drive down interstate highway on your tesla which is in self driving mode above the legal speed limit ideally you'd eliminate the screen in the steering wheel altogether and instead use the tesla's Smart Windows and Windshield to create AR game objectives on the road while you're driving
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Apr 12, 2023 17:55
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Idiots, all of you. The answer is obviously your neurolink is tied into the car, eliminating any physical inputs at all.
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Apr 12, 2023 17:58
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shyduck posted:I should be able to drive my car with my Nintendo Switch joy con drifting in my car
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Apr 12, 2023 17:59
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the monkey will drive the car
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Apr 12, 2023 17:59
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Nenonen posted:They should get rid of physical controls as far as possible and go with voice commands. C'mon OS/2 Warp could do this! Voice commands? Just let the car guess where you want to go https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1354680585139187713?lang=en
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Apr 12, 2023 18:00
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:the monkey will drive the car The monkey is the car. Its neurons are evenly distributed across the wires and tubes of the car. It can also play Fortnite.
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Apr 12, 2023 18:01
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the monkeys HATE driving the car. you will have to calm your monkey each night in the garage while your Tesla charges. they enjoy being read to and soft adult contemporary.
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Apr 12, 2023 18:02
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Obviously you can't have a full touch screen on the wheel because of the airbag. So you'll have to shrink the screen small enough to put it on the sides of the wheel. But then you have a small screen too small to make out or select the functionality, so just have multiple tiny small touch screens that each control only a single, fixed function. And make sure it has haptic feedback so you know when you pressed it
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Apr 12, 2023 18:04
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WhyteRyce posted:Obviously you can't have a full touch screen on the wheel because of the airbag. So you'll have to shrink the screen small enough to put it on the sides of the wheel. But then you have a small screen too small to make out or select the functionality, so just have multiple tiny small touch screens that each control only a single, fixed function. And make sure it has haptic feedback so you know when you pressed it a touch screen ON the wheel is out of the question. but what about a touchscreen... that IS the wheel!!!
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Apr 12, 2023 18:05
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I think John carmack should focus on making Doom
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Apr 12, 2023 18:05
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airbags will no longer be necessary once the touchpad function is integrated into the steering wheel
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Apr 12, 2023 18:06
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I want to be able to drive the car with my butt.
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Apr 12, 2023 18:07
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when the airbag deploys it can just blast shattered glass into your eyes. techbro fanboys will be happy to pay tens of thousands of dollars for this feature
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Apr 12, 2023 18:07
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flat panel display monitor in the driver's seat that reads my commands off twitch sphincter reactions
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Apr 12, 2023 18:08
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