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credburn posted:Quasi related but I used to love the smell of my ex's sweat. Not my most recent ex -- I didn't like the smell of her sweat. What's up with that? I'm no sweat doctor but I'd guess it means you liked your ex ex more than your ex.
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marshmallow creep posted:Real answer is that you should have been born with the gene that made your ear wax dry because that also means that you don't smell when you get sweaty and therefore don't need deodorant. Wait, is this a thing? Because I do get both of those things. I get sweaty immediately though. If I live outside of dry weather I'm a puddle.
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marshmallow creep posted:Real answer is that you should have been born with the gene that made your ear wax dry because that also means that you don't smell when you get sweaty and therefore don't need deodorant.
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Nuts and Gum posted:I went to China for work a few times and it was nearly impossible to find deodorant anywhere. Nobody used it and nobody was stinky. Gotta be the diet…or all the metal particulates in the air counteracting BO. The grocer has alum by the kilogram.
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Choosing to ignore the quoted text and imagine everyone's still taking about the gigacolon
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Nfcknblvbl posted:It's probably genetics. The MHC (Major Immuno Histocompatibility Complex) theory of attraction also explains why it's less likely partners will get Covid from each other.
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Velocity Raptor posted:You can buy just deodorant without antiperspirant. In fact, some people have an allergy to the aluminum compound that makes antiperspirants work, ironically causing them to sweat more. Whoa buddy are you saying deodorant…. Exists?!
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Hirayuki posted:You sound like someone who hasn't been packed onto a rush-hour Tokyo commuter train in August. The other passengers all believe they don't need deodorant, either. Or used the London Tube in July during a heatwave. The odour appears on those chemical charts described as "Characteristic".
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Whooping Crabs posted:I don't see the tube, can you point it out? Here ya go 
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Rieux posted:I really feel like people aren't appreciating this xray. The individual's entire trunk is taken up by their colon. I mean it literally appears the colon has herniated into their chest and the lungs have been squished into oblivion. Speaking for myself here, I'm not actually sure what I'm looking at, except that looks like a giant gummi worm.
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CitizenKain posted:Speaking for myself here, I'm not actually sure what I'm looking at, except that looks like a giant gummi worm. 
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CitizenKain posted:Speaking for myself here, I'm not actually sure what I'm looking at, except that looks like a giant gummi worm. All of those oblong shapes in white with dark inside are bubbles in the intestines. Including the ones in the chest.
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This is not a funny picture, it's a horrible picture of a horrific condition that someone died from 
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credburn posted:This is not a funny picture, it's a horrible picture of a horrific condition that someone died from Yeah we should probably move on to something else, I didn't realize that x-ray was as bad as it apparently is.
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:farts more and more people are saying this
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credburn posted:This is not a funny picture, it's a horrible picture of a horrific condition that someone died from Mmm well they're not a doctor and I'm a type of dentist so how were we supposed to know sorry
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Soul Dentist posted:Mmm well they're not a doctor and I'm a type of dentist so how were we supposed to know Nice try, Dr. Dentist
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I can't imagine anyone in my family not laughing through the entire funeral service knowing I died of farts.
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Tbf it's kind of bull that something like a meteor strike isn't covered. I get the insurance company would go broke from paying EVERYONE out if there were an apocalyptic strike, but them's the same rules we're all playing by (and it's not like an act of god can't be localized)
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Sentient Data posted:Tbf it's kind of bull that something like a meteor strike isn't covered. I get the insurance company would go broke from paying EVERYONE out if there were an apocalyptic strike, but them's the same rules we're all playing by (and it's not like an act of god can't be localized) remember that insurance companies themselves have insurance companies for this kind of bullshit
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Sentient Data posted:Tbf it's kind of bull that something like a meteor strike isn't covered. I get the insurance company would go broke from paying EVERYONE out if there were an apocalyptic strike, but them's the same rules we're all playing by (and it's not like an act of god can't be localized) Pretty sure that’s supposed to be a nuke Acts of war are just about universally uncovered, minus some extremely specific insurance that I think only really exists for ships.
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Arivia posted:remember that insurance companies themselves have insurance companies for this kind of bullshit I wonder what are the odds of evading or not paying those claims when everyone has an army of well-fed contracts lawyers.
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Is smelling hole too long to be a username?
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credburn posted:This is not a funny picture, it's a horrible picture of a horrific condition that someone died from
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You don't "die" of farts. I'm not legally allowed to call myself a doctor per se but fart patient cause of death was being sucked into a jet engine at 30,000 feet. Tether came loose and they just floated straight out of the hospital room. An unavoidable tragedy
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boofhead posted:You don't "die" of farts don't tell me what to do!
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Snopes asked the widow, and she said that her husband did not die of farts. 
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I thought it was no farts at all that was the problem
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haha I wonder what it smelled like
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:haha I wonder what it smelled like Turn off your OloramaTM
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Guys I never thought I'd say this but a man made up almost entirely of fart is not actually funny.
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Karate Bastard posted:Guys I never thought I'd say this but a man made up almost entirely of fart is not actually funny. Finally read your own posts for once?
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https://i.imgur.com/yMMjYSe.mp4
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I was honestly expect a moment of "WHERE'S MY BABY??!" Before she processed she was holding them in her other arm.
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Karate Bastard posted:Guys I never thought I'd say this but a man made up almost entirely of fart is not actually funny. 
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Finally read your own posts for once? Good heavens no, I don't think that's survivable 
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Karate Bastard posted:Guys I never thought I'd say this but a man made up almost entirely of fart is not actually funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG86t18b0uo
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That woman is probably running on 3-4 hours of sleep on any given day, max. As someone who watched a lot of Netflix at 3 AM while my daughter was a baby, I can sympathize.
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