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Drimble Wedge
Mar 10, 2008

Self-contained

Scary Gary :drac:









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Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003
Vintage Valiant (Sep. 23, 1956)

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




readingatwork posted:

Old School Peanuts (Apr 10, 1954)


Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Malachite_Dragon posted:

On top of all of this, I have a particularly large personal bone to pick with characters who will not just loving say what it is they loving want, because I had to deal with that poo poo way too loving long in my personal life. If you refuse to explain yourself, you do not get to be mad when no one understands you and can't accommodate you. That is why Grandma needs to either start talking, or needs to gently caress off.
Sally, on the other hand, is so goddamn conflict-averse that even the notion of "you literally have no choice but to deal with this" has made her slam her face into the proverbial page of LSD tabs and start hallucinating some more bullshit rather than deal with her problems. Everyone except the granddaughter is making the Worst Possible Decision to deal with their issues at all times, being mightily confused that said issues have not resolved, and decided to mash the Worst Possible Decision button even harder instead of trying something else.

E: She can't even resolve conflicts in her hallucination! jesus loving christ

Apparently all the character flaws and true-to-life frustrations that piss you off make me like the characters. I like the surreal parts too.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Daddy Daze


Take It From the Tinkersons


Macanudo


Dark Side of the Horse


Legend of Bill had an extra strip this week. Will there be another new one tomorrow? Is it switching to 5+ strips per week? We'll have to wait and see.






Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Legend of Bill is some hot garbage.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Green Intern posted:

Legend of Bill is some hot garbage.
Lies. Nobody would ever find it hot.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Drakyn posted:

Lies. Nobody would ever find it hot.
Yes it's more warm garbage, like a decomposing midden.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Green Intern posted:

Legend of Bill is some hot garbage.
On this, at least, we are brothers.

Drakyn posted:

Lies. Nobody would ever find it hot.
:hmmyes:

Good Listener
Sep 2, 2006

Ask me about moons
Fact #1 The Moon is really cool
I really hate how he draws specifically chins in rage/sadness. Just this dimply wrinkly pile I hate looking at.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Poil posted:

Yes it's more warm garbage, like a decomposing midden.

"You claim his poems are garbage. Balderdash!
Garbage includes some meat. His poems are trash." -- Paul Ramsey

Anyway, no new Buni today.

Rhymes with Orange



Get Fuzzy 4/12/03



Brenda Starr 10/9-11/50





Smokey Stover 1/17/54

Spoilered for mild racism in one of the background puns.



Everyday Movies 4/22/36



"I adore a good cry at the movies, but I was only able to get a sniffle out of this one."

Invisible Scarlet O'Neil 4/7-9/41



Selachian fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Apr 13, 2023

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



He has proportionally small books

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Bizarro


The Family Circus


Slylock Fox

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
Pickles


Hagar the Horrible


Zits

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012



Grimey Drawer
A+J

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Mutts


Sally Forth


Skippy (May 16, 1935)


Peanuts (April 15, 1976)


Oh, so it's a dear-stalker. :smug:

There's another one of those a little further down. You'll hate it too. Not exactly the Crankshaft level, but just as sweaty.


Mutt and Jeff


Rip Haywire


Thimble Theater (November 12, 1939)


Olive & Popeye


Out Our Way (July 17-19, 1941; spoiler for the usual reasons)






Meanwhile, on the front page, the national climate is shifting, and former national hero Charles Lindbergh is trying to do some stepping around recent statements. A Lindy hop, you might say.
Yes, I'm done now.

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Apr 13, 2023

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

I am stealing Vargo's identity.



Breaking Cat News


Phoebe and Her Unicorn


Wallace the Brave


Heart of the City


Curtis

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Storefri



Pondus

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



EasyEW posted:

There's another one of those a little further down. You'll hate it too. Not exactly the Crankshaft level, but just as sweaty.


Wow what an awesome joke.

everyone wear hats now
Jul 29, 2010

The Creeps



Giant Ethicist
Jun 9, 2013

Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...
Haraiso Days


Cthulhu and Girl

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Retail




Popcom


Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



In the comments someone said something about how mailboxes have locks on them now? Like, mailboxes like this, not in apartments or whatever. Is this true?

Mark Trail



Mary Worth



The Phantom



Pooch Cafe



Rex Morgan MD



Andertoons

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Murdstone posted:

In the comments someone said something about how mailboxes have locks on them now? Like, mailboxes like this, not in apartments or whatever. Is this true?

Well, that sort of street side mailbox has always had holes where you can slap on a padlock if you're concerned about mail security.

Pogo 7/10-12/50




suspensus per collum: hung by the neck
ne quid nimis: nothing in excess
silent leges inter arma: laws are silent in time of war
non omnis moriar: not all of me will die



I'm not sure where the dog's speech is from, but Wappinger is a town in upstate New York.

Archie 1/30 - 2/1/47



Selachian fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Apr 13, 2023

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

"Welome".

Once Again, Race-Faking Your Way Into Having A Boner















Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Modesty Blaise: The Stone Age Caper



Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Into Ilves



Nancy


Dustin


Mandrake

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
Crabgrass



Old School Peanuts (Apr 11, 1954)



Calvin and Hobbes (Apr 7-8, 1993)


The popularity of top 10 lists online implies that this is still true,




Big Nate



Dunce


I hope you all like this robot and the author's musings on the nature of AI because there's like a month of these in a row.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Strontium posted:

Take It From the Tinkersons


EasyEW posted:

Sally Forth


Dang. The funnies are feeling kind of dark today.


Did you know millennials could afford to move out of their parents' garages if they'd stop wasting money on expensive coffee and avocado toast all the time? It's true.

Luann



Gil thorp


I don't know if this is supposed to be Gil or his self declared nemesis.


Home Free

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Murdstone posted:

Rex Morgan MD

glad to see rene has a new scam

Good Listener
Sep 2, 2006

Ask me about moons
Fact #1 The Moon is really cool
I don't think it's just me but I feel like every Kevin and Kel Easter story is the exact same.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Good Listener posted:

I don't think it's just me but I feel like every Kevin and Kel Easter story is the exact same.
Yes and I loving hate every single time I have to post them.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


hey now that's :nws: cover up them gams

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Julet Esqu posted:

Dang. The funnies are feeling kind of dark today.

While we're on the subject of darkness, Little Lefty is doing another "let's remind the future just where the hell we're coming from" story. (May 9-11, 1938)




You might remember that at first the Daily Worker thought FDR's New Deal was a cheap trick to buy off the working class, so it's not a small thing that one of their own is defending his programs now.

Anyway, back to Our Boarding House, where the Major regrets he will be unable to attend his appointments. At least until the check clears. (October 25-27, 1923)






Toonerville Folks (December 25 (because oops, wrong date last night), 28-29, 1920)

GIVING THE YOUNGSTER CASTOR OIL AFTER THE CHRISTMAS FEASTING
(or at least that's my best guess after squinting really, really hard for several hours)


AUNT EPPIE HOGG, THE FATTEST WOMAN IN THREE COUNTIES: Aunt Eppie will never again lend the little Jones boy one of her stockings to hang up Xmas--When he was returning it the other day he stopped and filled it full of sand! Aunt Eppie never was so mortified in all her life.


THE TOONERVILLE TROLLEY THAT MEETS ALL THE TRAINS: During Xmas week when a lot of things are being taken back to town for exchange, the Skipper often has to unload quite a big pile from the Special Emergency Bundle Rack just as the train is coming in.



Dok's Dippy Chemical Warfare (September 9, 1914)

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Apr 14, 2023

Breadmaster
Jun 14, 2010

Hostile V posted:

Yes and I loving hate every single time I have to post them.

Thank you for your service

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!
Did I post today?

e: no i didn't!


Heathcliff


Compu-toon


Garfield


Overboard


Monty


For Better or For Worse


Classic Arlo and Janis (May 10, 2001)


Rae The Doe, which you can support by pledging to the author's Patreon


On The Fastrack


Safe Havens

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
1980 comics


"Then why are you watching her?" "Mary sees all. There is no point in resisting."




Dick Tracy


Footrot Flats


The Lockhorns



Computoon: Origins


Legends in the Heights

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


riderchop posted:

On The Fastrack

What?

riderchop
Aug 10, 2010

av by @daikonquest!
:shrug:

i guess she was updating her resume for real last time and was gonna leave

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Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies
the expression is "the nail that sticks out gets hammered down" but holbrook remembered it as a screw, and also misremembered it as the positive version, when hammering down is a bad thing. the positive version is "the squeaky wheel gets the grease"

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