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And isn't it ironic...
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Karate Bastard posted:That looks hella sorted to me  Ayyyyyyyy, Sorted!
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Apr 12, 2023 12:10
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Goddamn, this is an unpleasant flashback. What a miserable time in my life. At least I had the good sense (read: private emotional meltdown) to walk away after a year!
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Humphreys posted:The 91 knives did it for me What are they going to do, sell a 276 pack of assorted cutlery? quote:(read: private emotional meltdown) Thread title?
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Shai-Hulud posted:And isn't it ironic... 
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Crescent Wrench posted:Goddamn, this is an unpleasant flashback. What a miserable time in my life. At least I had the good sense (read: private emotional meltdown) to walk away after a year! They used to call it the "golden handcuffs" but now regular consultancy type jobs expect this poo poo and pay median wages.
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Poohs Packin posted:They used to call it the "golden handcuffs" but now regular consultancy type jobs expect this poo poo and pay median wages. The golden handcuffs were the increasingly large bonuses that won't fully vest until next year, so no matter when you quit you leave a ton of cash on the table.
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Methylethylaldehyde posted:The golden handcuffs were the increasingly large bonuses that won't fully vest until next year, so no matter when you quit you leave a ton of cash on the table. They mostly do this with stock options that vest in ~3years now
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Apr 14, 2023 00:17
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Humphreys posted:The 91 knives did it for me 91 Plastic Knives, on Nena's B-side release
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Apr 14, 2023 00:21
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:91 Plastic Knives, on Nena's B-side release That works so well my brain is workshopping lyrics non-stop. In German. Something about a picnic, a basket and so many ants
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Xlorp posted:That works so well my brain is workshopping lyrics non-stop. In German. poor xlorp, thought of ants and rhymed
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Poohs Packin posted:They used to call it the "golden handcuffs" but now regular consultancy type jobs expect this poo poo and pay median wages. Lol, capitalism can't even do grift right anymore.
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Frank Frank posted:They mostly do this with stock options that vest in ~3years now My employer does that. The raises are poo poo (2%-ish) but if you did well, you get a stock package that vests in 33% portions over 3 years annually. They did the hiring bonus like that, too.
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Frank Frank posted:They mostly do this with stock options that vest in ~3years now My brother in law is halfway through his vesting at Tesla and he's been counting the days since like a month in. He didn't make good choices
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Apr 14, 2023 01:54
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I once started at a small and cool startup that had offered fully-paid sabbaticals and vested options after 5 years. They were acquired by a larger company exactly 4 years and 9 months later. The first thing the owners did was promise they would not get rid of the sabbaticals or vested options, but they got rid of them after the first employee hit 5 years.
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deep dish peat moss posted:I once started at a small and cool startup that had offered fully-paid sabbaticals and vested options after 5 years. They were acquired by a larger company exactly 4 years and 9 months later. The first thing the owners did was promise they would not get rid of the sabbaticals or vested options, but they got rid of them after the first employee hit 5 years.
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I think you meant “unvested options” right? I don’t think it’s legal to just cancel vested stock options that are already paid for.
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I meant that as in the options were unvested, then became vested after 5 years, yeah. And I did quit shortly after that 
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deep dish peat moss posted:I once started at a small and cool startup that had offered fully-paid sabbaticals and vested options after 5 years. They were acquired by a larger company exactly 4 years and 9 months later. The first thing the owners did was promise they would not get rid of the sabbaticals or vested options, but they got rid of them after the first employee hit 5 years. That's why these sort of options are worthless unless they have an accelerated vesting trigger on company acquisition
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Xlorp posted:That works so well my brain is workshopping lyrics non-stop. In German. Huh. I got 91 knives on my dresser yessir and I gots to get paid
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Apr 14, 2023 05:37
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Nena is a weird anti vax, COVID is not real, anti -authoritarian conspiracy nut these days, so she's probably carrying 91 Kitchen Knives like some tricked out Tonberry
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deep dish peat moss posted:I once started at a small and cool startup that had offered fully-paid sabbaticals and vested options after 5 years. They were acquired by a larger company exactly 4 years and 9 months later. The first thing the owners did was promise they would not get rid of the sabbaticals or vested options, but they got rid of them after the first employee hit 5 years. lmao no sympathy for overpaid computer touchers
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 only cursed because when I look at the Dell logo on those I imagine it as a bunch of crumbs someone collected from dell keyboards
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Keyboard goop seasoning
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Gotta give that goop some seasoning.
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we've all been waiting for this Gwyneth Paltrow/Dell Computers crossover
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Sigvatr. I had to go look up the username.
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Mozi posted:we've all been waiting for this Gwyneth Paltrow/Dell Computers crossover Why is nobody buying my range of Gamer scented candles
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They have been advised to spend less on candles OP
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Inceltown posted:Lavendar Bay is north of the bridge though, it's where Luna Park is. Also there are no UK backpackers in the story. 2 factors that show it isn't actually Eastern Suburbs Yup, was mixing it up with Rushbutters Bay, though to be fair, anywhere along the harbor with old money is just hosed up as standard. And really Lav Bay is like 2km from Rushcutters so it's not going to be THAT different
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:CW: pizza violence My fiance and I are flying to Seoul on Monday for two weeks - I'll try to have a first-hand account of this monstrosity upon our return
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y'know in New York those bubbles are considered a sign of underproofed dough
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https://i.imgur.com/Eol7TDj.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/V4s8DL1.mp4
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Kinda goofy presentation but I’d eat like half that pizza and probably enjoy it.
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I broke a finger a few years back and it had to be pinned with three nail-like pins about 2.5 - 3 inches long. After 6 weeks, I went to the surgeons office to have the pins removed. He got out a pair of standard looking tool chest pliers and started yanking away. He'd get a good grip on the exposed end of one pin at the back of my hand and yeet. Very very strange feeling. It didn't hurt.
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Invalid Validation posted:Kinda goofy presentation but I’d eat like half that pizza and probably enjoy it. Only if it was actually a dessert pancake kind of thing. That floppy break standing in for pizza crust is 
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