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Vinylshadow posted:Pretty sure Bo's surviving, and she's going to get saved by the Mythosaur, and get made Mandalore the Adjective Sabine has more darksaber training than Din and Bo combined.
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Jehde posted:Sabine has more rear end than Din and Bo combined. Just realising that somehow despite a planetary carpet-bombing that Mandalore still has surface dwelling mega-fauna. And that mega-fauna isn't the mythosaur. And the mythosaur is the one they're obsessed with, despite never having seen it and yet they must know about the other regular mega-fauna.
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LividLiquid posted:CHUDs only poo poo on stuff that's popular so they can use it to recruit angry young men into fascism by telling them BB8 is a little white cuck ball or whatever else when really that angry young man just didn't enjoy a movie. I had forgotten about the little white cuck ball!  There is so much hatred packed into that whole concept.
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Did they actually want to see a spherical robot gently caress
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Gnome de plume posted:Did they actually want to see a spherical robot gently caress No. They wanted to watch racism themed fetish porn
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General Dog posted:There’s no way Bo Katan is getting out of next week alive. There’s no heel turn coming, which means she’s basically run out of track as a character. That's been my feeling too, a nagging sense of her being the Moses type who leads the people to the promised land but doesn't get to experience it themselves. And because he's made such a good impression as the epitome of a good Mando, she'll put Din in charge whether he wants it or not.
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Sentinel Red posted:That's been my feeling too, a nagging sense of her being the Moses type who leads the people to the promised land but doesn't get to experience it themselves. And because he's made such a good impression as the epitome of a good Mando, she'll put Din in charge whether he wants it or not. Grogu grabs the darksaber to go Gundam on some Praetorians.
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if din's helmet comes off next episode he's gonna smooch bo, I just know it I'm also afraid that Bo's gonna die but I'm also hoping they avoid that trope and just let her achieve some sort of success I don't want to see Din become the de facto leader of Mandalore if Bo dies as I feel that would shackle his character
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Parkingtigers posted:Just realising that somehow despite a planetary carpet-bombing that Mandalore still has surface dwelling mega-fauna. And that mega-fauna isn't the mythosaur. And the mythosaur is the one they're obsessed with, despite never having seen it and yet they must know about the other regular mega-fauna. Didn't they say that dormant animals were showing up after the bombardment? Literally Godzilla.
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Boys and girls can be friends without kissing, guys.
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Sentinel Red posted:That's been my feeling too, a nagging sense of her being the Moses type who leads the people to the promised land but doesn't get to experience it themselves. And because he's made such a good impression as the epitome of a good Mando, she'll put Din in charge whether he wants it or not. Din has flat out rejected anything that puts him in charge of anything over the course of the whole show. He just wants to bounty hunt with his little buddy.
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Marsupial Ape posted:Boys and girls can be friends without kissing, guys. This was something so refreshing and cool about the new Dungeons & Dragons movie.
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Field Mousepad posted:Din has flat out rejected anything that puts him in charge of anything over the course of the whole show. He just wants to bounty hunt with his little buddy. Traditionally in stories the greatest leaders are the ones that don't want power.
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There's nothing to indicate that Mando would be good at it either though.
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Being a leader is incredibly easy. You tell people to do things, and if you don't like how they do it you murder them with your laser sword.
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Rappaport posted:I had forgotten about the little white cuck ball! incel fanfic aside lol that they leaned into Reylo in the end. White school shooter redemption romance vs....eh whose Finn again?
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Parkingtigers posted:Just realising that somehow despite a planetary carpet-bombing that Mandalore still has surface dwelling mega-fauna. And that mega-fauna isn't the mythosaur. And the mythosaur is the one they're obsessed with, despite never having seen it and yet they must know about the other regular mega-fauna. Gideon has been feeding the surface kaiju failed clones for years. That’s presumably why it hasn’t ever chowed down on one of those fighters or bombers before. And that just proves you can befriend the things. Grogu gets saved by the mythosaur because it is friend to foundlings.
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Marsupial Ape posted:Boys and girls can be friends without kissing, guys. Counterpoint: by the second movie even siblings couldn't be friends without kissing
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Marsupial Ape posted:Boys and girls can be friends without kissing, guys. Yeah, I don't know why everyone is so quick to try and get Din laid. He's about as asexual as a male Star Wars character can get short of Lobot, and I've a feeling it has something to do with the kids in the covert shooting each other with paintballs instead of learning interpersonal skills.
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Andor is the only star wars where people gently caress the only other proven reproduction confirmed is cloning and virgin birth
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Alan Smithee posted:Andor is the only star wars where people gently caress 
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Alan Smithee posted:Andor is the only star wars where people gently caress Corran Horn may have still hosed an otter in the new canon, you can’t prove he didn’t.
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fartknocker posted:Corran Horn may have still hosed an otter in the new canon, you can’t prove he didn’t. EW wing
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Alan Smithee posted:Andor is the only star wars where people gently caress Where do you think Luke and Leia came from?
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Sash! posted:Where do you think Luke and Leia came from? And later on, Ben. Also Ki-Adi-Mundi fucks.
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Alan Smithee posted:Andor is the only star wars where people gently caress How quickly we forget about our favorite Jawa fucker.
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Cartoon Man posted:How quickly we forget about our favorite Jawa fucker. they're very.... furry. uwu
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Chewie has kids. Lando fucks a droid. Jabba the Hutt apparently fucks himself to have had a kid.
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Can you actually prove any of these kids were produced by loving? Not once did we see any video evidence. I posit that Twi’leks produce like Kiff from Futurama. How else could you have a human alien hybrid?
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General Dog posted:There’s no way Bo Katan is getting out of next week alive. There’s no heel turn coming, which means she’s basically run out of track as a character. That exchange where Din is almost overwhelmed with emotion as he lays out why she has his loyalty and the look she casts after him definitely seems to indicate she's in the market for a royal consort, so I think they'll let that at least develop a little before they off her. They should have made him a little freak. Star Wars loves doing little freaks. Vestigial asymetrical lekku.
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Imagining A New Hope being exactly the same, except Lucas didn't cut the "Luke fucks in a closet during the Death Star briefing" scene.Star Wars Rough Draft posted:Montross goes back to his station and a few moments later, Starkiller is paged over the P.A. system. The general waits, watching the big board. Eventually, Starkiller stumbles out of an enclosed computer closet, fastening his pants and tucking in his tunic. A moment later, the cute female aide rather sheepishly exits the computer closet. She is also in the process of putting her uniform back together. Starkiller rushes up to the general and snaps to attention.
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Owlbear Camus posted:They should have made him a little freak. Star Wars loves doing little freaks. Vestigial asymetrical lekku. Suu's kids are half-twileks from her previous husband before she married Cut and they look weird.
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After defeating Gideon, Bo Katan is going to go insane and try to incinerate Mandalore (again) and Din will be forced to stab her with the dark saber.
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mweber posted:After defeating Gideon, Bo Katan is going to go insane and try to incinerate Mandalore (again) and Din will be forced to stab her with the dark saber. Look, the Time Grappler was just doing his job - how was he supposed to know ringing Beskar makes people go crazy?
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Cheesus posted:I didn't know I needed Grogu in a IG shell, but here we are. Anyway it just occurred to me that we're looking at the Star Wars equivalent of Krang in his robot suit. And that owns.
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If they do go the lazy route and have Luke save the day in the finale (again), I want him to look at iGrogu and say "yeah, you made the right choice" only to get a  expression in return.
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