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Kicking the Yoshi out from under you Didn't realize Mario is a Boomer
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Apr 12, 2023 09:49
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He’s technically a zoomer
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Apr 12, 2023 10:29
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Cool Kids Club Soda posted:Kicking the Yoshi out from under you I mean, Mario punches Yoshi in the back of the head to get Yoshi to stick his tongue out in Super Mario World. Mario is an rear end in a top hat.
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Apr 12, 2023 13:36
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DarkSol posted:I mean, Mario punches Yoshi in the back of the head to get Yoshi to stick his tongue out in Super Mario World. I thought that was a sex thing
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Apr 12, 2023 13:38
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Cool Kids Club Soda posted:I thought that was a sex thing
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Cool Kids Club Soda posted:I thought that was a sex thing Does that make the Yoshi tongue thing an ahegao face? ...I hate that I know that word 
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Apr 12, 2023 16:51
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So Cocaine Bear wasn't Ray Liotta's last movie? It's a Buster Keaton homage movie written and directed by Charlie Day. https://youtu.be/5GV2fypnVaQ
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Apr 12, 2023 21:47
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oh thank god, hate to see his legacy go out like that
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Apr 13, 2023 01:59
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I mean anything he's done since Dungeon Siege has been a major step up from Dungeon Siege.
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Apr 13, 2023 03:13
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Neo Rasa posted:I mean anything he's done since Dungeon Siege has been a major step up from Dungeon Siege. I believe the unwritten rule is you're just meant to politely forget that any particular actor was in a uwe boll film. Like a loud fart in crowded elevator of non-drunk strangers or something.
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Apr 13, 2023 05:09
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dr_rat posted:I believe the unwritten rule is you're just meant to politely forget that any particular actor was in a uwe boll film. Like a loud fart in crowded elevator of non-drunk strangers or something. I try but him having to try to seriously deliver dialogue like "Stop whining, what do you know about a man...named FARMER."
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Apr 13, 2023 23:05
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DeimosRising posted:Does it show what happens to the horse If memory serves, no. I presume it exploded on impact.
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Apr 14, 2023 02:37
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Neo Rasa posted:I try but him having to try to seriously deliver dialogue like "Stop whining, what do you know about a man...named FARMER." Worse than madness... darkness. might be messing up that quote, it's been a while
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Apr 14, 2023 06:04
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Amazon acquired MGM's catalogue a while back and is now in full on expansion mode with directly announcing they want to develop projects around a dozen properties. quote:Each title is being approached differently — some are being steered toward film, some toward TV and some big ones are getting both movie and TV treatment. https://deadline.com/2023/04/robocop-stargate-legally-blonde-barbershop-in-works-film-tv-amazon-mgm-ip-1235243057/ The future is slightly different versions of the same stuff....forever
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Apr 14, 2023 19:52
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Tars Tarkas posted:Amazon acquired MGM's catalogue a while back and is now in full on expansion mode with directly announcing they want to develop projects around a dozen properties. It could be worse. It could be ... shared universes
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Apr 14, 2023 22:46
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The boys from 21 Jump Street find themselves in a real pickle investigating human trafficking at a cotton plantation in southern Virginia, and turn to a few plucky law students at Harvard Law for help. Meanwhile, Adonis Creed's victories in the ring are revealed to have a dark secret behind them, and he visibly recoils at the mention of the name Gomez Addams, and the submerged memories it brings boiling to the surface
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Apr 14, 2023 22:53
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A poltergeist walks into a barbershop and Robocop is there spitting the truth
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Apr 14, 2023 22:59
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Somewhere in Hollywood, an executive just got the first full-blooded erection he's had in years
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Apr 14, 2023 23:23
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Thomas Crown Affair, give me a loving break.
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Apr 14, 2023 23:28
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I just had a look through all the rights that MGM held, and yeah they all seem to be in wild different genre, and none that would work as fun trash cross over movies. Like pink panther, if they had another sort of goofy franchise with similar vibes, A well played Inspector Clouseau could actually work dropping in as a detective. Franchise cross-overs only seem to work if the franchise are a bit goofy and self aware to begin with. Although Aliens, the first movies at least weren't and still reckons aliens vs predator could of worked if the movies weren't poo poo. They should totally try and work out a Thomas Crown V Robcop movie though. It's a natural fit!
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Apr 15, 2023 00:13
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dr_rat posted:They should totally try and work out a Thomas Crown V Robcop movie though. It's a natural fit! *shoots you through painting's dick while you carry it off* "Your move thief"
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Apr 15, 2023 01:21
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https://twitter.com/boneysoups/status/1646714134430461953
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Apr 15, 2023 04:03
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https://twitter.com/hbomax/status/1646213574853885954?s=20 WATCH ANOTHER SHOW
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Apr 15, 2023 04:07
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Please read another book
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Apr 15, 2023 04:13
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I don’t think Harry Potter fans want a remake
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Apr 15, 2023 04:29
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this is for the reality TV watcher side of Max since they now have scripted anti-woke content
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Apr 15, 2023 04:31
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CelticPredator posted:I don’t think Harry Potter fans want a remake Yeah, I think it's legit gonna be hard to replace the original cast in folks' minds (never mind all the other baggage this has.) And the thing is, whatever bits of the plot were changed, Hogwarts and environs *looked* pretty much as Rowling wrote them so it's not like the show's going to have a new and different aesthetic that'll be interesting to see.
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Apr 15, 2023 04:33
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Just Kidding is going to cast black Hermione so she can go "see!?"
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Apr 15, 2023 04:37
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The villain is gonna be another person disguised as another gender, just like in JK's non-HP book.
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Apr 15, 2023 04:56
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still can't believe that exists and her only deniability is the pen name straight up writing Police Quest: Open Season
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Apr 15, 2023 04:59
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it's gonna have the full house slavery plot lmao
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Apr 15, 2023 04:59
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The Saddest Rhino posted:it's gonna have the full house slavery plot lmao sorry the what
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Apr 15, 2023 05:01
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Alan Smithee posted:sorry Oh full house had a lot of dark plot lines like that. The trick was they always just put them entirely in the second half of the episode when everyone had already been bored to sleep.
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Apr 15, 2023 05:11
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Alan Smithee posted:sorry The house slave subplot in the books were almost excised in the film versions, hermione spent one or two books trying to start activist efforts to free house elves from slavery but everyone incl the good guys treat her as an annoying scold, it ultimately ended with the house elves going "we really enjoy being slaves so your actions are bad for us" and that one named house elf is considered an insane outlier
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Apr 15, 2023 05:23
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oh not surprised there thought you meant Full House
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Apr 15, 2023 05:25
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I also just realised the easy misunderstanding after it was pointed out lol
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Apr 15, 2023 05:30
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Slavery? Cut it out!
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Apr 15, 2023 06:36
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Not okay, dude
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I don't want to be sex trafficked, Have Mercy.
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