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Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
Not to resurrect TSA chat but when I worked hazmat one of our jobs was going to pick up all the seized drugs from TSA at DIA. There wasn't a ton so maybe they were just popping them like Werther's originals

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/2U1Wd8r.mp4

Lobsterboy
Aug 18, 2003

start smoking (what's up, gold?)

McGavin posted:

Clint Malarchuk still has the most gruesome hockey injury.

He wasnt even the only one, this happened in 2008:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pdTnprcJcI


https://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/zednik-says-throat-slash-felt-like-a-stabbing-1.701018?ref=rss


spoilered for a guy leaking out of his neck

guy survived, sat out the rest of that season and came back the next, winning the Masterton trophy (for perseverance / coming back from injury).
edit: also after making sure he was stable, they cleaned up the ice and restarted the game. :v:

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Jokinen went on to eat a waffle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m4X_gJfQoM

Jonny Nox fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Apr 14, 2023

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Think you had a rough day at work?

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/hippo-attack-avoid-survive-paul-templer/index.html

quote:

‘I was up to my waist down a hippo’s throat.’

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

PROCEED

This guy had an episode of NatGeo's 'Something Bit Me!' dedicated to him. It's a series available on Disney+ and every episode starts with someone sitting in front of the camera before telling their story, so you know that they made it out alive, at least. Seeing someone sit down while missing a limb basically means you're about to hear about some crazy poo poo.

Robert Facepalmer
Jan 10, 2019


BlackIronHeart posted:

Seeing someone sit down while missing a limb basically means you're about to hear about some crazy poo poo.

'Oh, THIS? Completely unrelated, but it is another funny story...'

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

BlackIronHeart posted:

This guy had an episode of NatGeo's 'Something Bit Me!' dedicated to him. It's a series available on Disney+ and every episode starts with someone sitting in front of the camera before telling their story, so you know that they made it out alive, at least. Seeing someone sit down while missing a limb basically means you're about to hear about some crazy poo poo.

Reminds me of the series that was on Discovery for a bit called "I Shouldn't Be Alive"

Lord Zedd-Repulsa
Jul 21, 2007

Devour a good book.


There's also I Was Prey and one about being impaled. I enjoy hearing these wild stories.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Animal Planet had a show about parasites called Monsters Inside Me. Animals abusing humans is an entire genre by now

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


haveblue posted:

Animal Planet had a show about parasites called Monsters Inside Me. Animals abusing humans is an entire genre by now

https://i.imgur.com/PPFW64h.gifv

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I remember one year when Discovery was filming a regular documentary that I guess was gonna be used for Shark Week, but then one of the researches got his leg bit bad on-camera so they pivoted on the content or the show and it became Anatomy of a Shark Bite

calandryll
Apr 25, 2003

Ask me where I do my best drinking!



Pillbug

Cthulu Carl posted:

I remember one year when Discovery was filming a regular documentary that I guess was gonna be used for Shark Week, but then one of the researches got his leg bit bad on-camera so they pivoted on the content or the show and it became Anatomy of a Shark Bite

He lost a good chunk of his calf muscle. I taught his daughter biology several years ago when she was in high school. She brought it when we were talking about the ocean. He also came and gave a talk at my alma mater that was pretty interesting.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

calandryll posted:

He lost a good chunk of his calf muscle. I taught his daughter biology several years ago when she was in high school. She brought it when we were talking about the ocean. He also came and gave a talk at my alma mater that was pretty interesting.

Please tell me this is a typo.

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost
Did she bring the missing bit of calf that she retrieved from the shark, or did her dad cut off his own leg so she could pickle it and bring it in for show and tell?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I don't remember the specifics, but I'm guessing it was hanging on by a thread and the doctors just had no choice to remove it.

But I'm choosing to believe he wrestled the shark, reached in, and pull his calf muscle out of the shark because it belongs to him :black101:

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
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knuthgrush posted:

Wait, hockey is evil now too? :ohdear:

I can't keep up with all the things to cancel.

As others have mentioned, the Hockey Canada scandal is the most recent and egregious display of rape culture enabling I can think of in any professional sport. That they used like $20 million, some of which was taxpayer money as a slush fund to pay off victims of sexual assaults, and we didn't respond by burning the institution to the ground and jailing its executives, is a HUGE indictment that the kind of rear end in a top hat who still watches pro hockey doesn't give a poo poo about victims. And not a single player in the league said poo poo about it either, real classy boys' club where they make performative gestures like Pride jerseys (that some players can't even be arsed to wear because they're bigotsChristians lmao), but in reality everybody in skates is a self-serving conservative idiot from a rich family (hockey might be one of the most prohibitively expensive sports to get your kid into) who won't say poo poo about their rape-mutant buddies because they were almost certainly in on some of the rapes themselves.

There's this handy spreadsheet if you want to be even more horrified.

I own two Leafs jerseys, and they will never see the light of day again. gently caress hockey.

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

https://i.imgur.com/cmb4J76.gifv
https://boingboing.net/2019/01/09/a-massive-highway-sign-falls-a.html

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/Osinttechnical/status/1646340496724226050

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


https://nulledly.com/what-the-heck-happened-to-this-yo-yo-champs-index-finger/ posted:

As seen in this angiogram, blood flow to a yo-yo performer’s index finger was severely constricted, causing the finger to feel cold and turn purple.

quote:

At the beginning of 2005, Schulte sustained the injury while in North Dakota. He was performing demonstrations and giving lessons at schools, which called for near-constant yo-yo-ing for 8 to 12 hours at a stretch, he told Live Science.

He noticed that when his hands got cold, his index finger on his right hand started feeling cold sooner and took longer to warm up than his other fingers did. About a week after he returned to his home in Minnesota, the same finger started turning unusual colors — red, blue and dark purple — prompting Schulte to seek medical attention.

quote:

“The hand specialist said, ‘Show me how you do yo-yo tricks,’ and I showed him one of my most-used tricks, which is a really hard, straight throw down,” Schulte said. “And he said, ‘Oh yeah, that could cause it.'”

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

BlackIronHeart posted:

Yeah, that kind of stuff is basically Old Dad catnip writ large.

Reminds me of the apocryphal story about a miniature (big enough that you can sit on the cars) railway in Kent, England during WW2 that a German pilot considered so realistic that he tried to strafe it but misestimated his altitude and crashed into ground. :dadjoke:

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Welp, add yo-yos to my list of things to be worried around.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

https://youtu.be/PTYJgOWRY8Q

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




Jesus 8 to 12 hours of yo yoing.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

glynnenstein posted:

If you were wondering, no there was no penalty called and no Hunter was not suspended. Actually, this hit ended up on all sorts of "greatest hits" compilations and was part of the pregame video reel played at Caps games for almost 20 years after.

Well it was a clean hit…

calandryll
Apr 25, 2003

Ask me where I do my best drinking!



Pillbug

Scholtz posted:

Please tell me this is a typo.

:lol: Yeah just a bit of a typo. Brought it up during class.

When he came and talked to us he did show off the bite, it's amazing how much he lost and still walked with no noticeable limp.

SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012
https://www.richmondindiana.gov/news/warehouse-fire-information

For the Richmond warehouse fire

The city has a google drive linked down page that has some powerpoint slides full of pictures of what the property looked like before it burned to the ground.

It’s pretty much the textbook definition of everything the fire code was written to prevent.

The local government is trying to run with the line that they had a court order to have the property cleaned up, but imo the fact that this order had been put in place in like 2020 and the place was still completely full of poo poo in 2023 puts a pretty big culpability on the city for the outcome.

Hopefully it gets other state fire marshals to think a bit harder about the ramifications of just letting these kinds of situations just rot for years.

SpaceCadetBob fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Apr 15, 2023

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Invalid Validation posted:

Jesus 8 to 12 hours of yo yoing.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chpmONLYjzQ

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I can't do this The whole cringe. I can yo-yo though.

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

This is the experience you get when you play minesweeper with AI enabled on your video card.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
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How does that even work? That stick seems awfully short for comfort considering you're detonating a loving landmine with it. Don't these things have wider kill radii than you'd think? Even small-rear end grenades like the ones you see dropped from drones in Ukraine have nasty fragmentation properties that make it a bad day for anyone within like 20 feet, at least it seems that way from the videos. Or is a device like that specifically designed to direct its energy directly upwards into the poor sap who stepped on it?

What are the 'deadliest' types of landmines? I don't want to start another derail if there's a better place to ask that.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Nenonen posted:

Reminds me of the apocryphal story about a miniature (big enough that you can sit on the cars) railway in Kent, England during WW2 that a German pilot considered so realistic that he tried to strafe it but misestimated his altitude and crashed into ground. :dadjoke:

There's the Romney, Hythe and Dymchurch railway that had a miniature armoured train used in WW2, but I can't find any record of it actually being attacked:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0sn0HbpKvg

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!

Mister Speaker posted:

How does that even work? That stick seems awfully short for comfort considering you're detonating a loving landmine with it. Don't these things have wider kill radii than you'd think? Even small-rear end grenades like the ones you see dropped from drones in Ukraine have nasty fragmentation properties that make it a bad day for anyone within like 20 feet, at least it seems that way from the videos. Or is a device like that specifically designed to direct its energy directly upwards into the poor sap who stepped on it?

What are the 'deadliest' types of landmines? I don't want to start another derail if there's a better place to ask that.

They dont have to kill you, just leave a bloody stump.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Mister Speaker posted:

What are the 'deadliest' types of landmines?

That'd be https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_demolition_munition

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Mister Speaker posted:

How does that even work? That stick seems awfully short for comfort considering you're detonating a loving landmine with it. Don't these things have wider kill radii than you'd think? Even small-rear end grenades like the ones you see dropped from drones in Ukraine have nasty fragmentation properties that make it a bad day for anyone within like 20 feet, at least it seems that way from the videos. Or is a device like that specifically designed to direct its energy directly upwards into the poor sap who stepped on it?

What are the 'deadliest' types of landmines? I don't want to start another derail if there's a better place to ask that.

Many mines are designed to maim rather than kill, because a wounded person binds more resources.

See for reference, the M14 "Toepopper", or the little plastic mines Russia scatters around the place.

The explosion in the video is enough to serously shred your foot.

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

Mister Speaker posted:

How does that even work? That stick seems awfully short for comfort considering you're detonating a loving landmine with it. Don't these things have wider kill radii than you'd think? Even small-rear end grenades like the ones you see dropped from drones in Ukraine have nasty fragmentation properties that make it a bad day for anyone within like 20 feet, at least it seems that way from the videos. Or is a device like that specifically designed to direct its energy directly upwards into the poor sap who stepped on it?

What are the 'deadliest' types of landmines? I don't want to start another derail if there's a better place to ask that.

I don’t know enough about landmines but maybe it was upside down? So the hit from the branch was pushing it down on its trigger and the force of the blast would be mostly straight into the dirt.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Antigravitas posted:

Many mines are designed to maim rather than kill, because a wounded person binds more resources.

The purpose of a mine isn't to kill someone or destroy a piece of equipment, it's to stop (or at least slow) movement through an area by forcing the enemy to go around or spend time and effort looking for mines.

Any soldiers you maim/kill or vehicles you damage/destroy are just happy accidents, and civilians killed and maimed in the decades after are tomorrow's problem.

Edit: Maiming rather than killing is a side-effect of meeting the requirements for denying an area while being as small and light and cheap as possible, which means they only need to be powerful enough to gently caress up someone's foot/leg when stepped on. If you make them more powerful (and thus bigger and heavier and more expensive) then you can't make or carry or lay as many of them.

GotLag fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Apr 15, 2023

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
https://twitter.com/Osinttechnical/status/1646340497932185601?s=20

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

GotLag posted:

The purpose of a mine isn't to kill someone or destroy a piece of equipment, it's to stop (or at least slow) movement through an area by forcing the enemy to go around or spend time and effort looking for mines.

Any soldiers you maim/kill or vehicles you damage/destroy are just happy accidents, and civilians killed and maimed in the decades after are tomorrow's problem.

Besides which mines give an audible and visual indication to defenders that someone is approaching from *that* direction. We had flashbang alarms as a replacement, really just little fireworks with tripwires that would make it difficult to sneak through a bush in the night without setting them off.

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Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

This one is equally deadly plus one chicken
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Peacock

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