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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Many people on the internet are familiar with goatse. But only goons know the name of and are generally familiar with the person in the photo as well as knowing that he died.

Also, the goatse entry on SAclopedia is a meticulous tracking of the hosting of the goatse.cx page at any given date over the past 20 years. So I would say that goons already are part of the Kirk Johnson religion.

Jabberlock has a new favorite as of 23:41 on Apr 14, 2023

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Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
I wasn't fully aware he died, and had a moment of confusing him with Kenneth Pinyan in terms of cause of death.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Join me in hymn

O

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


He died? How?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

delved too greedily, and too deep...

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









I believe that was Mr hands

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

Carthag Tuek posted:

p hard to avoid ancestry collapse when you go that far back, there's a married couple who's in my tree at least 4 times in the 1600s. their descendants don't begin to intermarry until some 150 years later tho. assuming/hoping the same for
yours lol

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Splicer posted:

bleɪz
kreɪv
Take it up with the IPA :shrug:

e: Oh wait I see the confusion. I said "a near rhyme" not "nearly rhyme". "Near rhyme" is a specific term synonymous with "slant rhyme".

The proper term is haiku.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Boob Cop
Jan 1, 2023

iwentdoodie posted:

If you think blaze and crave are near rhyming you need speech therapy

e: read ahead dummy

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Marcade posted:

The proper term is haiku.

Came here to find or as a last resort make this reference.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:bsg: Thank you Oprah for joining our forum. :bsg:

TheBigGive posted:

Tonight was launch night for the new Oprah reality show
Big Give on ABC at 9/8c

There are 10 contestants who have to find a way to give
some unsuspecting person a big gift.

Contestants are teamed up at random and for each week's
contest.

After watching the first show tonight I am not sure if
it will be a hit on it's own or if it will need Oprah's
weight behind it!

One of the families to be chosen tonight was a widowed
wife and her 2 young daughters. (5 tissues)

I look forward to your feed back on what you thought of
it tonight.

TheBigGive

PS. This is my first day posting as a new memeber so be
gentle :)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Marcade posted:

The proper term is haiku.
:stonklol:

Subjunctive posted:

Came here to find or as a last resort make this reference.
Oh god what is this from

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

An old old goon quote, IIRC

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Marcade posted:

The proper term is haiku.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Rough lol but it had to be dinged.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
I forget the haiku reference. Or maybe repressed it. Not sure.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Is it not just a bog standard racism? What could it even be referencing?

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
Oh. I guess it's good I didn't pick up on that? Maybe.

kojei posted:

Ah yes, hitler homeopathy.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Inceltown posted:

Rough lol but it had to be dinged.

Enlighten us, please!

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Karate Bastard posted:

Enlighten us, please!

It's the racism pun.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Lobok posted:

I mean, they do in the middle. Rhyming can apply for any syllable or part of the pronunciation. Alliteration is a form of rhyming that just has its own special name.

It's called "assonance".

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Inceltown posted:

It's the racism pun.

Oh no :doh:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Inceltown posted:

Rough lol but it had to be dinged.

reasonable

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




To be probed for a good joke is the greatest honour these forums can bestow

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

flavor.flv posted:

To be probed for a good joke is the greatest honour these forums can bestow
And on a 17 year clean streak too.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

flavor.flv posted:

Roses are red, this is a tree, and this is Sam Jackson's best role, fight me

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



From the Movie Poster thread:


marshmallow creep posted:

Nice poster but I am not actually clear what it's for.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I think it's just an elevator pitch.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

romero married an 18 year old romanian girl when he was 37

Bar Crow posted:

John Romero’s about to mail order his bitch

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Part of a discussion on how pilots get their callsigns.

standard.deviant posted:

Ah. Our Blue got his name from the time he was in the lav and the airplane went momentarily negative-G.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Marcade posted:

The proper term is haiku.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

So, funny story. I've been hosed up with strep for several days and don't even remember making this post.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Not that funny of a story, really.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Marcade posted:

So, funny story. I've been hosed up with strep for several days and don't even remember making this post.

hope you're feeling better

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.
Ah good old strep, the racism disease.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Marcade posted:

So, funny story. I've been hosed up with strep for several days and don't even remember making this post.

I recommend always posting drunk that way you always have plausible deniability for questionable post's

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Codeine is a harsh mistress.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Kingo Ligma posted:

Ah good old strep, the racism disease.
You've heard of bird flu, welcome to goose strep.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Nikumatic posted:

You know things are rough when the Lede buries you.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Marcade posted:

So, funny story. I've been hosed up with strep for several days and don't even remember making this post.

Don't try and walk it back now, that was the funniest post you've ever made

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

flavor.flv posted:

Don't try and walk it back now, that was the funniest post you've ever made

-people commenting on my epitaph

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Marcade posted:

Codeine is a harsh mistress.

Brave to use the Roseanne Barr defense

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

getting the poo poo beat out of me by a very large bouncer and tossed outside knocking the dumpster over and spilling several months worth of discarded lasagna all over me because i used the blue turtle shell while playing mario kart with the strippers

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